State Trooper Edward Longo was hoping for a few extra brownie points at his next performance evaluation, he was below the troop average. This probably wasn't the best way to get a positive review. 

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He's 46-years-old but STILL throws a toddler's tantrum when things don't go his way. Leonard Repp acted out on 2 different visits to Walmart due to a past experience of "having to wait in line too long" and "bad customer service." You would think a guy who goes to Walmart that often would know there are cameras everywhere. 

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K. Kawshigan is upset Nora Tan isn't interested in him romantically, so he's suing her for more than $2.3 million. Mr. Kawshigan, being the type of guy who pulls crap like this is probably why you're single to begin with.  

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Portsmouth, VA - Good coaches teach things like integrity and sportsmanship. Bad coaches get fired for being dumb. THIS coach decided to substitute HERSELF for an absent player.  

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HOW she did it is amazing. How they caught her is even better. Had she known they were on to her, she would've maybe flown the coop. HA!

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A man trying to steal gas (for the stolen F-150 he was driving) learned the hard way that all it takes is a spark to ignite a fire. He caused quite the ruckus when the lit cig in his mouth set off a fire and explosion. He's fine. He's in jail...but he's fine.

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We all would like to think our funerals would be well attended. 60-year-old Baltazar Lemos decided to find out by faking his own death and showing up at the service. Friends and family were not amused. Now who's going to show up when he actually dies?

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Kacey Breazeale loves Slim Jims, she just didn't feel like paying for them this particular day. She was arrested for theft and simple assault after using the Sllim Jims as a weapon (we imagine much like nunchucks). 

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When she told her friends she was going to "grab a pizza and take a cab home" this is NOT what they expected.

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Aurora, CO - This right here is why you don't get behind the wheel. 27-year-old Miguel Ramirez had one-too-many before driving the wrong way down the street. He SUV hit owned by the city and was being driven by the Aurora Chief of Police. Oof.

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