45-year-old Tymetrica Cohns was a temporary cafeteria worker at a high school in Kentwood, LA. She had a side business selling edibles...to students...AT THE SCHOOL. 

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28-year-old Marcus Tull "forgot" to scan a few items at the self-checkout, 24 items worth about $165 bucks. While being arrested, he asked police if he could keep the items he HAD paid for. They said yes...and even put the stuff in Marcus's car for him. That's when shoplifting became the least of Marcus's worries.

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Boone, NC - We give this guy extra points for style. The dumb-dumbs don't usually provide their own soundtrack, but when you're in a stolen tractor and cops are chasing you...there really is only one choice.

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Some people don't handle divorce well. Ronald Dunn of Los Angeles, CA took things to a new level by ramming his own house with 2 different vehicles. It happened in the middle of the day, so there were plenty of witnesses. 

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3 men from Flushing, NY were traveling through Breezewood, PA when one of them called 911. 83 lbs. of marijuana and a bunch of counterfeit cash later, all 3 were arrested.

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After Karlee Besse was let go from her job with an accounting firm, she sued them for $5,000. She didn't win the case because a program on her work computer had been monitoring her activity. Now she owes THEM money for "time theft."

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The 25-year-old daughter of Alderman Derrick Curtis was treated at a hospital and released after a gun he was handling went off and hit her in the leg. The same man shot himself in the wrist last fall while cleaning a gun. Maybe he should TAKE a gun safety class before teaching one.

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You would think, between the two of them, one would've realized their ride would attract unwanted attention. That's kind of rule #1 when it comes to being successful burglars.

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Yakima, WA - The Taco Bell David Sharp chose to drive through at 2:00 am had been closed for an hour. His reaction to being denied tacos was a little over the top, considering Yakama has 3 Taco Bells and the other 2 were still open.

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The Riverdale, Georgia resident was on a rare motorcycle. The video he posted clearly showed off his '22 Triumph Street Triple RS. There was only one registered in the area so cops just went to his house. The "social media genius" confessed and was arrested. 

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