When you gotta go, ya gotta go. If you're an off-duty police officer from Chicago on vacation, go somewhere where you're not breaking the law. The same goes for everyone else out there. What this guy did just ain't right.

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Madalyn and Bill were a little surprised to find out their beautiful $30k ceremony and reception wasn't official. The officiant is the one to blame, but he's family so . . . 

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Centennial, CO - That headline might be a little misleading. Someone stole a Smart ForTwo wrapped to look like the child's toy, and it really did look like one as it lead cops over a foot bridge and onto a bike path. The driver was finally arrested and grounded until further notice.

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Michael Powers of East Grand Forks, MN doesn't like squirrel's on his bird feeder. After shooting a .22 out his bedroom window and hitting his neighbor's house, Mike was arrested. What his wife reportedly said while her husband was being cuffed is the best part of the story.

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The Rockdale County, GA Sheriff's Dept. posted a list, asking for the public's help. Christopher Spaulding didn't make the top 10, so he commented "what about me?" Turns out he WAS wanted on 2 parole violations, so they went and picked him up.

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There were at least 40 officers in that particular Walmart when a guy named Brad decided it would be a good time to commit a crime. He was wrong, and he was arrested.  

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It was easy, the woman was just sitting in her car in a Walgreen's parking lot. The trio didn't know she was waiting for AAA to come fix her flat. They made it a mile-and-a-half before pulling over and getting arrested. 

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Security cameras see everything. That's how we know two guys who crashed their van into a Portland convenience store didn't really know what they were doing. They did manage to load the ATM into their van, but then attempted to get the cash out by blowing it up...while it was still in the van. Everything went up in flames.

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When 23-year-old Senaida Soto FaceTimed her boyfriend over Thanksgiving, she may have overreacted when a woman she didn't know answered his phone. Senaida didn't know here because she hadn't met that particular family member yet. She burned her boyfriend's house down. She's been arrested. They broke up. 

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John Armstrong of Tulsa, OK was arrested after things went sour during a game of Monopoly with his stepfather and stepsister. Hate the game, not the player.

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