We're not really sure where you would sell 9 pallets of stolen Wrigley's Spearmint Gum, but they tried.

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Winnipeg, Canada - When Angela Chalmers woke up and found an intruder asleep on her couch, she called for help. The dispatcher suggested Angela wake the man herself because the police were "really busy." It took 20 minutes for police to arrive and FOUR cops to remove the man from her house.

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We don't know if the girlfriend ever got her candy. We DO know her boyfriend got tased and arrested, so things got real interesting real fast.

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The 35-year-old, amazingly, didn't hit any cars when he used the interstate as an impromptu landing strip at 2:30 in the morning.

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If you're gonna drink and drive, you're gonna pay the price. If you give a stupid reason for your behavior instead of an apology, we'll make you Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day. This man's lawyer gets an honorable mention. 

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Lithonia, Georgia - Authorities say he'd been there for several hours before being freed by firefighters. He must've been exhausted. 

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She's okay, and the driver of the semi that swerved to miss her (saving her life, probably) is okay. Can't believe we have to say this, DON'T watch TV while driving.

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It only took 17 seconds for cops to catch Dusty Mobley. Actually, it took 6 months. They'd been looking for him since he stole a boat in January.

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Brooklyn, NY - A young man was pulled over for not wearing his seat belt, which tracks. Safety didn't seem to be his "thing" as he tried to Parkour his way outta there. 

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Seattle, WA - A unidentified man walked into a Safeway with his own shopping cart and loaded up 11 cases of beer. He rolled it right out the front door and across the street to wait for the bus.

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