New Port Richey - A Florida police officer is crying foul after 47-year-old Jason Stoll, a man just trying to sell hot dogs, threw one and hit them. The charge is battery on a law enforcement officer. What a weenie.

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44-year-old David Proudfoot dressed as an employee and tried to wheel at $10,000 R-2-D2 replica right out the door. He claimed it was to point out flaws in Disney's security system, we think he just wanted a really cool R2-D2.

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Coraopolis, PA - Being in the wrong place at the wrong time can get you in a lot of trouble, especially if you've had too much to drink. Poor Kelly Bridger forgot that Grandma didn't live there anymore. 

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Allen Park, MI - Gutsy move. They took 3 air conditioners through self-checkout but only scanned a Reese's candy bar. Too bad she left her purse behind. 

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Cypress, TX - The driver of the Range Rover, Grey Martinez, was supposed to be in court that day because of a PREVIOUS high-speed chase. Someone needs to take the keys away from this yutz. 

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Karen Williams, right after pledging to make the roads of Queensland safer, got behind the wheel after too much wine and crashed her car into a tree. 

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Nowata, OK - It would've been the perfect hiding spot IF they hadn't found him. Turned out 23-year-old Wolf October Berry hid under all that poop for nothin'.

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That was just the beginning of 33-year-old Jeremiah Taylor's night. It ended with a high-speed chase, a crash, and a taser.

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44-year-old Charles Korrell caught himself on camera hiding the camera in his ex's house. That made the arrest fairly inevitable.

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Okeechobee, FL - When 5 people were arrested in a drug bust last Friday, cops probably weren't expecting 1 of the men to be wearing a black and white spotted onesie and a pink hat. 

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