From 2019 in Middlefield, OH - Cops pulled over a horse and buggy for suspected DUI. The occupants scattered, leaving behind some beer...and their horse.

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Poseyville, IN - Donald and Cheral Ricketts went for the two-fer last Monday night. First, a drunk Donald got behind the wheel. He crossed the center line and hit a tractor-trailer, then had to call his wife to come pick him up. It didn't go well because SHE was drunk too. Both were arrested. 

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Fort Pierce, FL - From September of 2019, a Florida woman was arrested for whacking a guy in the head with a bag o' biscuits straight from the freezer.

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From August of 2019, and somewhere in California, here's one of Chris + Doc's favorite Dumb-Dumbs.

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Edwardsville, IL - 3 women tried to make a quick getaway after shoplifting sweat suits from a sporting goods store. 2 of them got away but lady #3 got to the car late only to find the back door locked. The driver panicked and took off when the cops showed up.

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Marina Verbitsky is a good Mom but a terrible passenger. She was traveling with her husband and son and if they missed the flight from Fort Lauderdale to Chicago, her son was going to miss school. She wasn't happy with that and told JetBlue staff there was a bomb in her checked luggage.

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Dunedin, FL - Oddly, other than happening at the same time and at the same place, the 2 events were NOT related. 

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A 20-year-old El Paso man was caught with 320 lbs of pork bologna and 30 lbs of turkey ham in his minivan. Bet that smelled great in 90 degree weather.

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A 28-year-old man from Manheim, PA was convinced of 2 things; someone had tampered with his CD player to spy on him AND he couldn't trust the cops in his town. So he drove 4 hours to talk with police in Punxsutawney, PA and file a report. They arrested him instead.

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Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel. 24-year-old Chloe Mrozak was arrested in Hawaii after confusion over her vaccine card. Official eyebrows were raised when it said she got the "Maderna" vaccine. It's Moderna. 

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