Darwin, Australia - 4 men broke into a restaurant early Tuesday morning and stole some booze. Sadly, they all forgot the first rule of burglary and didn't wear masks. Now they'll have to pay the price, literally. 

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Columbia, MO - We think 26-year-old Kenneth Rybolt missed his calling. He might do well as an escape artist after what went down last Saturday. Well, he was caught eventually so maybe not, but he's got quite the story to tell his fellow inmates.

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It happened last week in Singapore and, in her defense, animal control ALSO thought it was a hissing cobra.

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27-year-old Lucas Strider was arrested, cuffed, and put in the back of a police car. Somehow he got out of the car (but not the cuffs) and took off on an ATV. After a 70 mph chase, and one really big mud puddle later, he was back in custody.  

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Well, it's not actually missing. It was "removed" (okay, bitten off) by 35-year-old Kyle Clark of Chicago, IL. The other man has not been identified but word is he'll be okay.

 

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A Mom in Oklahoma wanted to do something special for her daughter's 6th Birthday party. The "entertainment" she hired left the kids screaming and crying.

Bigfoot will do that do ya.

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28-year-old Nathan Danzuka will serve 13 months in jail and permanently lose his license. Probably a good idea after Nathan's little adventure.

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We're not sure how the fight started, but it ended with the arrest of a Clearwater, FL couple. They were both covered in spaghetti when cops arrived. (garlic bread not included)

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On a flight from Philadelphia to Miami, 22-year-old Maxwell Berry made some enemies. When they'd had enough, the flight crew and other passengers duct-taped Max in his seat until they landed in Florida. Maxwell was arrested.

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Grand Rapids, MI - 25-year-old Cameron Harris had already been busted for robbing 8 ice cream shops. While out on bond awaiting his court date, and wearing an ankle monitor, he robbed 3 more ice cream shops. 

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