Yakima, WA - An exploding aluminum can set off a chain of weird events in Yakima. Neighbors called police when they heard a gunshot, and THAT was only the beginning.

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Huntersville, NC - 35-year-old Anthony Donte's wife had to visit the courthouse after getting a ticket, so he tagged along. For some reason he brought along an impressive and intimidating gun and was promptly arrested.

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Clearwater, FL - 58-year-old Glenn Hutchinson wanted to watch a rerun of "Monk." Edward Davis, his 56-year-old roommate at the assisted living facility, wanted to watch cartoons.

Glenn won the fight but was arrested for hitting Edward with a cane.

Neither of these men are the Dumb-Dumb of the Day. Listen to see who is.

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49-year-old Reza Baluchi has a dream. After 4 attempts he's STILL convinced he can do this. We're not sure what "this" is but it involves traveling some distance from Florida to somewhere else. 

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Pensacola, FL - An unidentified man was at the bar displaying his gun-slinging skills when the gun went off. Luckily, the only person he hit was himself.

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West Liberty, OH - 49-year-old Wyatt Strickland gave a dumb excuse for going stupidly fast...he didn't want his pizza to get cold. A special commendation to the cops (and their noses) for finding him. 

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Cleveland, OH - A 34-year-old man was getting pulled over when he panicked. He had expired plates and a suspended license AND a child (2) not in a car seat. He hoped a fake 911 call about a shooting at Walmart would lead the cops on a wild goose chase. Spoiler Alert: It didn't work.

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She was already having a bad day, so she decided to see if God was still on her side by hitting 120 mph on a city street and running a red light. 

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Ft. Lauderdale, FL - 76-year-old Wegal Rosen didn't care for Air Canada charging him a fee for his carry-on. Things escalated quickly when they told him he couldn't pay in cash and needed to go buy a gift card. Thousands of travelers paid the price that day.

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Daytona Beach, FL - 32-year-old William "Bubba" Hodge was arrested after stealing an alligator from the Congo River Miniature Golf Course. Cops found him in the street fighting with the reptile and, in Bubba's words, "teaching it a lesson." 

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