If you're crashing a wedding, try not drawing attention to yourself. Definitely don't try to steal a case of beer, and DON'T take a swing at the groom. 

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Today it's a two-fer. First, don't leave keys in the ignition of any vehicle. Second, don't steal government property. 

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St. Petersburg - Last Friday night 34-year-old Kanisha Booze was caught drinking and driving after hitting a Taco Bell sign, the same Taco Bell where she works.

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In an extreme case of "hold my beer," this guy handed an open beer to the officer during a traffic stop so he could turn down his radio and "concentrate." 

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He had driven the U-Haul van from Florida to New York and decided to keep it. His amatuer paint job made the stolen van stand out more than he thought.

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Ravenna, OH - Cherysse Cleveland, 44, wanted McDonald's to mix all 3 slushie flavors in one cup. They told her they couldn't do that. Cherysse flipped out, starting fighting the workers, and wound up getting arrested.  

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The Bride is being very specific about what you should get them. Though I'm not sure how "Gucci or Louis Vuitton purses" are for THEM. Get over yourself, sweetheart.

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In his defense, he thought he was having a heart attack. Is that what they call "cutting out the middle man?"

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44-year-old Claudia Carrion of Allentown, PA was working out a deal with a guy to "take care" of her husband, if you know what we mean. The price was $4,000 but she offered him a $100 down payment with $100 per week after that until it was paid off. The hitman agreed. THAT should've been a red flag right there, he was an undercover cop.

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Jake Adams had 30 days to hit a golf shot in all 50 states. He got in trouble when some of those shots were in National Parks. It seems there's a rule against that so now he's under federal investigation. He's apologized but it might not be enough.

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