It wasn't so much about the vehicle, it was more about the vehicle's owner. You should make sure the car you're trying to steal doesn't belong to a professional fighter, and you really don't want to get caught.

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The Police in St. Petersburg, FL would like to thank Daemeion Grady for making their job a little easier. Note to burglars...don't leave evidence at the scene of a crime like, you know, your phone.

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54-year-old Adele Belizaire of Clearwater, FL had a bad day at the slots. She admits she was angry when she called the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino with a bomb threat. How they knew it was her is a whole other story.

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Phoenix, AZ - James and Stormee Wagner's pick-up was jacked from outside a convenience store. They reported it stolen but tossed in the lie that there was an 18-month-old girl in the back. They thought it would make the police work harder...and they sure did. Police found the truck...but no baby. Guess what happened next.

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Kansas City, MO - Logic would dictate if you steal someone's identity you'd want to keep YOUR identity a secret. Or not. 

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Some people will do anything for attention. She disguised herself, poorly, as a student to hand out flyers with her Instagram account info. She's really 28.

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Melanie Esclera of Port St. Lucie, FL didn't seem to understand the job description.

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Family squabbles are one thing, but dang. He used a taser on his own Mother ON Mother's Day. The reason why is even dumber. (more dumb?) 

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41-year-old Timothy Box of Cambria, PA had quite the week. First, he called police to report that 2 burglars were trying to kill him (not true). The next day cops went back when Timothy started shooting fireworks at his neighbor's house. It didn't get any better for Tim once police arrived.

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He looked official in his FedEx vest, but his choice of getaway vehicle proved to be his downfall. Not too many delivery men on bicycles out there.

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