77-year-old Judith Black is in trouble for felony battery after a trip to Burger King. She was upset with the thickness of the tomato slices on her Whopper. Seems like a small issue but it was enough for her to verbally abuse the employee, including a few racial slurs. Things turned physical when Judith threw the burger at the BK worker.

Temper, temper Judith. 

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All of this for a really silly reason. She went so far as to brag that cops wouldn't do anything to her. She didn't know there was a cop on the same flight. He did something to her.

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If James Bond and MacGyver have taught us anything, it's that almost anything can be used as a weapon. There are 4 guys somewhere in Chile licking their wounds after their intended victim got the best of them at the gas pump.

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One of the first rules of stealing something is to keep it out of sight. Nathaniel Gibbons of Somerset County, PA learned that one the hard way.

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Now he's in jail. 52-year-old Andrew Greco was charged $55 by Frontier Airlines for a checked bag. He didn't like that so he called them the next day and threatened to kill everyone in the call center and blow up the Las Vegas airport. Bring it down a notch, Andrew.

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New Orleans PD are asking for the city's help in finding their suspect. A street performer in a full Chewbacca costume is accused of stabbing a man over the weekend. The police issued a picture of the man...in his costume. 

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She rented a tape ('Sabrina The Teenage Witch') 21 years ago. The store closed in 2008 but that doesn't mean Caron McBride was off the hook. 

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She's going to be okay. Slightly embarrassed probably...but okay. Yacedrah Williams of Redford, Michigan reached in her purse in the middle of the night for eye drops. She didn't know she grabbed fingernail glue instead. Well, she knows NOW.  

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Yep, all the invites went out even though the bride & groom didn't have permission to hold a wedding at the on-the-market mansion. They didn't know the owner was still living there, so pretty much everyone was surprised.

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She didn't know WHAT that noise was, but that doesn't make HER the Dumb-Dumb. That honor is reserved for the teenager who set it to go off at 1:00 a.m. 

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