First he was rescued, then arrested. A 38-year-old man was found wedged inside a large fan at a California vineyard. He was probably looking for a good hiding spot for all the meth in his pockets. 

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Just 'cause he was wearing the shirt doesn't mean he got the message, or he was wearing it ironically and it all came full circle. Either way, 27-year-old Tanner Hutcheson has a while to sit and think about it. 

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Talk about picking the worst hiding place possible. A man in England ducked into a building while trying to outrun the cops. That building turned out to be the local police station.

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He'll find out after his day in court how bad it'll be. 43-year-old P.J. Patterson could get 5 years in prison for animal cruelty. He says he was trying to save the iguana from traffic but security footage says otherwise. Yes, this one's weird. 

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After getting stopped at a DUI checkpoint, twin #1 called twin #2 for a ride. Now they have something else in common besides genes...they both got DUI's.

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His last name is Florida, he also lives in Florida. He was doomed from the beginning. It doesn't help that he crimes he committed Sunday night are slightly...unusual.

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C'mon, kids will be kids. The prank sounds pretty harmless but the administration is crackin' down with an iron fist. Parents are NOT pleased.

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Sioux City, IA - Lee Bowman had a bone to pick with his neighbors after they said "yes" to mowing his lawn. He must've wanted it done sooner, so he lit a fire under them...literally. He tried to light their house on fire.

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It's the "how" he got busted that doesn't make him particularly intelligent. He can thank his girlfriend for that.

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Reading, PA - Talk about a coincidence. 34-year-old Raymond Gonzales came across an ambulance out on a call and decided to go for a spin. 45 miles down the road he was spotted by a guy on a motorcycle...that guy was the off-duty paramedic that usually drives it. As you'll hear in the story, it's a Karmic spanking.

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