Does This Make My Ash Look Big?

By Bailey MacKenzie & Chelsea Sawyer

"Does This Make My Ash Look Big?" is a lighthearted and comical podcast where hosts explore all things cremation and post-mortem wishes with a twist. Occasionally special guests join in on the fun

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The podcast currently has 38 episodes available.

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January 29, 2026 Death TV, Diva Demands, and Cremation Receipts
This week we’re getting bold (and a little rude). We dive into some truly unhinged celebrity final wishes, then balance the chaos by honoring a few iconic women and their legendary post-death plans. We also swap recommendations for TV shows that revolve around death, dying, and cremation, because nothing pairs better with existential dread than binge-watching. After what feels like a lifelong scavenger hunt, we finally uncover the information we’ve been searching for from Downeast Direct Cremation, and yes, we have thoughts. We’re joined by a special guest to share her own post-mortem wishes, and we wrap things up with a round of Frame It or Flame It, judging afterlife aesthetics like the professionals we are not
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33min
January 22, 2026 The Ashes World Tour
Sound disclaimer: We regret to inform you that the soundboard did not survive this recording. The audio is slightly off brand, slightly quieter, and 100% soundboard free. Please lower your expectations accordingly.

This week, we explore the idea of turning cremated remains into frequent flyers, sealing ashes into tiny vials and sending them out into the world to be photographed, displayed in art exhibits, featured on Instagram, or immortalized in a very niche coffee table book. We also get existential (and a little delusional) about where we actually want to travel in our lifetimes versus where we realistically end up. And somehow, as always, the conversation lands at Applebee’s, because no matter how aspirational the topic, nothing grounds you quite like a neighborhood grill.

Morbid, mildly artistic, and aggressively casual, Season 3 continues to deliver. 🍸✈️🖼️
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27min
January 15, 2026 Death, Desserts, and the Narc Chronicles
We’re back, and somehow starting the season exactly how you’d expect. This episode spirals from the surprisingly real concept of turning cremated remains into dessert (no, we’re not okay either) to Chelsea’s past as a fifth grade bus patrol narc who absolutely would have written you up. We also take a nostalgic detour into the D.A.R.E. program, what it taught us, what it didn’t, and why it felt more like a threat than prevention.

It’s dark, it’s dumb, it’s deeply unserious… and it’s the perfect way to kick off Season 3 of Does This Make My Ash Look Big? 🍰🚓💀
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33min
November 06, 2025 Ashes, Science, and Seasonal Sadness
In the season two finale of Does This Make My Ash Look Big?, Bailey and Chelsea dive into the science behind cremation; what actually happens when we’re turned to ash and why the process is both fascinating and oddly comforting. Special guests Nicko and Hannah join the conversation to share their unique post-mortem wishes, bringing their own mix of humor and heart to the topic. They also join for a fun game of Frame it or Flame it. The episode also drifts into a cozy (and slightly melancholy) chat about winter, how it’s equal parts beautiful and brutal, and the emotional whiplash that daylight savings brings. Wrapping up season two with laughter, reflection, and a touch of seasonal gloom, we promise to return refreshed and full of new ashes-to-ashes antics when season three premieres in January.
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35min
October 31, 2025 Taxider-Me Maybe
In this episode of Does This Make My Ash Look Big?, Bailey and Chelsea dive into the delightfully dark and oddly relatable. The two uncover why human taxidermy is off-limits (no matter how artistic your vision), brainstorm how to turn cremains into beer bottles, and invent a signature “Chelsea Brew.” They also explore the very real 18th-century fear of being buried alive — and debate whether that’s still a valid fear today. Of course, they play a round of Frame It or Flame It, where nothing is sacred, and end with Bailey wishing she were on a police hiring committee, talking new outfits for upcoming events, and confessing Bailey's latest obsession: hockey. It’s a perfect blend of history, humor, and a little post-mortem panic.
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32min
October 23, 2025 Mile High Cremation Club
It’s episode 13, and things are getting spooky... and slightly unhinged. We kick things off with the logistics (and potential mishaps) of scattering ashes from a plane; what could go wrong? Then it's Frame It or Flame It, where we deliver our hot takes on moments that deserve praise... or the trash bin. And since Halloween is around the corner, we’re sharing our all-time favorite costumes and what we’ve got planned this year. Buckle up, this one’s a ride. ✈️🔥🎃
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33min
October 16, 2025 Running on Ash and Sass (feat. Morgan)
This week, Bailey’s not riding solo, Morgan jumps in as guest co-host while Chelsea takes a well earned vacation! Things get steamy as the duo talks about sending ashes on one last wild ride; straight through a steam train’s firebox and out the smokestack. Then it’s time for another fiery round of Flame It or Frame It, followed by Bailey manifesting her dream husband (because if you can launch ashes out of a train, you can manifest anything). Buckle up for laughs, chaos, and a little cosmic energy on this week’s ride.
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28min
October 09, 2025 Cremains and Cozy Sweaters
In this week’s episode, we get arty with ashes; diving into the world of cremation art, from glass blown memorials to paintings that literally contain your loved one. Then we play a fiery round of “Frame It or Flame It,” deciding which creative ash ideas deserve a spot on the wall and which should go straight to the burn pile. Finally, we cozy up for some basic bitch fall talk; pumpkin spice, apple picking, and the annual return of cuffing season. Grab your flannel and a PSL, because this episode is equal parts sentimental and spicy.
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31min
October 02, 2025 Stars, Ash, and Dating Trash
In this episode, we kick things off with a fiery discussion, literally, about celebrity cremation wishes. From the outrageous to the oddly sentimental, we break down some of the most unexpected last requests from the stars. Then, things take a romantic (and slightly chaotic) turn as we dive into Bailey’s Dating Roulette. From crafting her dating profile to decoding a few recent male encounters, nothing is off-limits. Chelsea shares her sharp insights and unfiltered takes, offering a different perspective on modern dating dynamics. It’s equal parts bizarre, hilarious, and brutally honest.
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30min
September 25, 2025 Ashes Not Included
In this episode, we kick things off with a dive into the bizarre and unsettling world of cremation crimes; yep, it's a thing. From shady funeral homes to stolen teeth, we unpack some of the strangest true stories from the ashes. Then we pivot to a more personal note: where would we donate money after we’re gone? A thoughtful (and occasionally funny) discussion on legacy, values, and giving. Finally, we wrap it up with our firsthand experience at the Commanders vs. Giants season opener, live from the field, with all the chaos, fandom, and hot takes you'd expect from your unhinged hosts.
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34min

FAQs about Does This Make My Ash Look Big?:

How many episodes does Does This Make My Ash Look Big? have?

The podcast currently has 38 episodes available.