Dogears & Timestamps

Armchair Analyst Wil here, how are y'all doing? AND HOW DO YOU NOT LOCK DOWN DEFENSE WHEN YOU'RE UP THREE POINTS WITH 15 SECONDS LEFT ON THE CLOCK?!!?!? Jesus.

Anyways, listen to us talk about what might be my favorite book ever.

Get excited for our GoT episodes!

This episode was recorded the afternoon of 4.8.19.

I love this book. Jordy loves this book. THE WHOLE WORLD LOVES THIS BOOK. If someone doesn't then they can go start a new world somewhere else in Space. #EarthlingsForLockeLamora

Aside from that, here us talk about Tolkien, Tiger Woods, Game of Thrones, and Justin Verlander - who I do love very much, despite the frustrations exhibited this recording. Go 'Stros.

This episode was recorded the evening of 4.2.19.

This may have been the most exciting ~70 pages we've read so far. Of all the books. It's taking me a really long time to write this description, because the episode of Dude Soup I have on in the background is about 15 minutes into them debating about which male Hollywood actors are the hottest, and I have some issues with their choices. Anyways, we hope y'all are enjoying this book even half as much as we are, because we fucking love it.

This episode was recorded the evening of 3.26.19.

This is a short episode, but sometimes that happens leave us alone. Anyways, my dishwasher retains water from the garbage disposal and it's really awful. When I think about the casks of horse piss, I think about my shit dishwasher THAT I DON'T EVEN USE, THE ONLY TIME IT RUNS IS WHEN I STUFF IT WITH BAKING SODA AND VINEGAR TO CLEAN THE HORSE PISS I HATE IT.

This episode was recorded the afternoon of 3.19.19.

There's a game series called Dishonored, and it is legitimately incredible for a variety of reasons. Just go play those games and look at the cities and then you'll get what I was trying to describe as the painted aesthetic of this fictional world of thieves we have gotten into in The Lies of Locke Lamora. Take your heart!

Oh wait, that's from a different game. Yeah, go play Persona 5 as well. #AnneIsBestGirl

This episode was recorded the evening of 3.13.19.

Honestly, we just needed an excuse to read this book. That was the whole point of starting this podcast, nothing else.

Anyways. Let's take a trip through the Nostalgia Forest with our favorite Dragon Riders.

This episode was recorded the evening of 3.5.19.

This is my favorite book in a long while, and nothing any of y'all say can change that I don't care if you bring up the fact that I had at one time told y'all that I was obsessed with vampires and we read a vampire book like two months ago shut up. Anyways, do y'all think it would feel cool to walk on the bottom of the ocean because it's super high pressure and it'd be like being wrapped up in a cold burrito?

This episode was recorded the evening of 2.26.19.

What's up everybody it's your favorite Greek boys with your favorite podcast about books that you aren't reading here to talk at you about this book that is pretty dope and we are now two-thirds through it what an adventure I can't even punctuate because it's been so exciting.

This episode was recorded the evening of 2.19.19.

It's time for a new book! I know I am pretty excited for this one, I hope y'all are. Anyways, let's get into some Greek ass drama.

This episode was recorded the evening of 2.12.19.

On the field of Mercedes-Benz Stadium, underneath the monumental circular LED display designed by stadium-display-designing afficionados Daktronics, a champion was crowned for the 53rd time in the Super Bowl era of American Football. A dynasty is born, led by a monarch and high general, the likes of which shall not be seen again in any current lifetime.

Also, we finish Arthur & George, was it what y'all expected? It certainly wasn't what we expected. Sometimes that's a good thing.

This episode was recorded the evening of 2.5.19.