Dogs Are Smarter Than People: Writing Life, Marriage and Motivation

Dogs Are Smarter Than People: Writing Life, Marriage and Motivation

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  • Getting High With Dolphins and Making Meaning
    How do you make meaning in your life? That's a big questions we've been struggling with here.
    Success is defined for us:
    It's having a kid who graduates high school. It's having your own home, your own car. It's looking like a Kardasian. It's being strong like the Rock.
    But when you were a little kid was that what you thought?
    Let's say you're two. Success is going on the potty, honestly, and not the floor. Success is not wearing a diaper.
    Success and happiness came from immediate things. It was a piggyback ride on your sister's shoulders. It was twirling around in circles until you fell down dizzy. It was an ice cream cone that made it into your mouth and not the sidewalk.
    It wasn't a million-dollar book contract or celebrity endorsements. Or a McMansion. It wasn't 8,000 likes on your TikTok video.
    It was what made you happy inside. You. Not anyone else. And somehow along the way, a lot of us have forgotten what makes us happy. Us. Not society. Not Twitter. Not TikTok. Or YouTube or politicians or gurus who charge $390 for a class. Us.
    When we're little, we often don't get to see people from all different demographics exploring, explaining, existing. We live in pretty big bubbles sometimes. But witnessing diversity in thought and life and experience especially from a young age allow us to grow and not fall into the traps of strict notions of "what it means to be successful."
    We could give a crap about what John Patrick Dorsey or Mark Zuckerberg or our senators or presidents define as 'successful.' And when we chase other people's definitions? That's when we lose meaning in our lives. We have to define words like "success" and "happiness" for ourselves. Sometimes that means forgetting what we've been taught and remembering who we are.
    We have to take back our own power and decide what success is to us, not society, not our parents, not our children, us. What gives us meaning? What gives us joy?
    WRITING TIP OF THE POD
    Think about what you want from your writing. Is it to be a NYT bestseller? To make $600,000 a year. Or is it something simpler?
    DOG TIP FOR LIFE
    It's okay to find meaning in things other people scorn. To heck with them. You do you.
    REFERENCES FOR RANDOM THOUGHTS
    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-moves-house-someone-died-24347158
    https://shepherdexpress.com/puzzles/news-of-the-weird/news-of-the-weird-june-17-2021/
    https://apnews.com/article/nh-state-wire-lifestyle-af56567aee135df951f4fc7f9b3c9d61
    BE A PART OF OUR MISSION!
    Hey! We're all about inspiring each other to be weird, to be ourselves and to be brave and we're starting to collect stories about each other's bravery. Those brave moments can be HUGE or small, but we want you to share them with us so we can share them with the world. You can be anonymous if you aren't brave enough to use your name. It's totally chill.
    Want to be part of the team? Send us a quick (or long) email and we'll read it here and on our YouTube channel.
    LET'S HANG OUT!
    HEY! DO YOU WANT TO SPEND MORE TIME TOGETHER?
    MAYBE TAKE A COURSE, CHILL ON SOCIAL MEDIA, BUY ART OR A BOOK, OR LISTEN TO OUR PODCAST?
    Email us at [email protected]
    HELP US AND DO AN AWESOME GOOD DEED
    Thanks to all of you who keep listening to our weirdness on the DOGS ARE SMARTER THAN PEOPLE podcast and our new LOVING THE STRANGE podcast.
    We’re sorry we laugh so much… sort of. 
    Please share it and subscribe if you can. Please rate and like us if you are feeling kind, because it matters somehow. There’s a new episode every Tuesday!
    Thanks so much for being one of the 263,000 downloads if you’ve given us a listen!
    One of our newest LOVING THE STRANGE podcasts is about the strange and adorably weird things people say?
    And one of our newest DOGS ARE SMARTER THAN PEOPLE episode is about fear setting and how being swallowed by a whale is bad ass.
    And Carri
    21 min
  • Being Swallowed by a Whale is So Bad Ass – Fear Setting and the Big Lie in Your Novel and Your Life
    A lot of writers get blocks. Sometimes those blocks have to do with story ideas, with the fear that their idea sucks, that they don’t have the writing chops to pull off a novel.
    Sometimes those blocks have to do with worry that trolls will ridicule their story, nobody will read it, everyone will hate it.
    Sometimes those blocks have to do with the fear of typos, of not being perfect.
    But they all have to do with fear.
    As a writing coach, I have to talk to a lot of writers about their blocks and their fears. And recently, I realized that adopting Tim Ferriss’s ‘fear setting’ approach could help a ton of the writers-students that I love so much.
    Goals are brilliant, Ferris says. Resolutions? Fantastic.
    But nothing happens with those goals and resolutions if you are too afraid to make the steps.
    So he delves into those fears and explores them and determines the potential and the risk.
    That’s what you need to do with your writing (and your life).
    Ferris’s process is quite refined and quite simple. We have links in the podcast notes on carriejonesbooks.blog so that you can find them in Ferris’s own extended version. He also has a TedTalk about them.
    But it begins like this:“Define your nightmare, the absolute worst that could happen if you did what you are considering. What doubt, fears, and “what-ifs” pop up as you consider the big changes you can—or need—to make? Envision them in painstaking detail. Would it be the end of your life? What would be the permanent impact, if any, on a scale of 1–10? Are these things really permanent? How likely do you think it is that they would actually happen?
    Next, think about what you could do to fix it if that worst-case scenario happens. Write it down. Was it not quite as hard as your fear made you think it would be?
    Next what are the benefits, the potential, the outcomes in forever ways and transient ways of all those scenarios and possibilities? Would you be more confident? Happier? Would you have more money? Make a scale of 1-10 and rate those outcomes.
    He asks,
    What are you putting off out of fear? Usually, what we most fear doing is what we most need to do. That phone call, that conversation, whatever the action might be—it is fear of unknown outcomes that prevents us from doing what we need to do. Define the worst case, accept it, and do it. I’ll repeat something you might consider tattooing on your forehead: What we fear doing most is usually what we most need to do. As I have heard said, a person’s success in life can usually be measured by the number of uncomfortable conversations he or she is willing to have. Resolve to do one thing every day that you fear. I got into this habit by attempting to contact celebrities and famous business people for advice.
    And how is this hurting you? By not doing something because of your fear how are you hurting yourself? Inaction also has a cost. It’s just a cost that seems easier because it doesn’t seem to rely on as much choice.
    Ferris has some fantastic slides from his TedTalk that relate to this, too.
    A lot of us who write novels, talk about the big lie that dominates our main character’s life, the wrong belief that dictates and holds the character back.
    Fear is our big lie in the story of our lives.
    All of us have our own big lie or lies. We worry so much about what might go wrong that we are afraid to embrace what might go right. We live so much in our heads that we fail to live in our world. We allow the fear, the lie, to hold us down. Our fear is also a symptom of our lie.
    It's good to see how that's holding you back. Just like we want the characters in our novels to have transition arcs and evolve, so should we, right?
    Dog Tip for Life
    Don't let your fear control your life.
    Writing Tip of the Pod
    Use the big lie and your characters' fears to show their transition throughout the story.
    SHOUT OUT!
    The music we’ve clipped and shortened in this podcast is awesome and
    29 min
  • Writing What You Know is B.S.
    Don’t Fall for the Write What You Know BS
    So, I just realized that we don’t have the word WRITING in our podcast, which makes us not niche enough and is a total branding f-up.
    Oops.
    A little too late now.
    Anyway, our concept is that we’re just these random married people who give writing tips and life tips via the filter of our two adorable rescue dogs and our own quirky weirdness.
    We figured if people found us? So be it.
    But if we had done a tiny bit of research we would have probably named the podcast DOGS ARE SMARTER THAN WRITERS or something to get the damn writing word in here.
    There’s a weird danger of not thinking quite enough about who your listeners are and this is true for your readers, too, right? But there’s also a weird danger in taking writing advice like WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW and think it’s an edict that Shaun can only write about tall, white, CIS, ex-cops from Florida who now live in Maine or that Carrie can only write about short, quirky authors from New Hampshire who have no clue who they really are.
    So, we’re going to break down that phrase for you.
    Write what you know doesn’t mean only write about someone exactly like yourself.
    Write what you know means:
    Write about settings that you can accurately describe well so readers can feel them and experience them, too.Write dialogue that you can hear in your head coming from characters who have different speech patterns and mannerisms.Write about emotions that you feel or can understand.
    If I only wrote what I knew, I’d never write a book about pixies almost causing an apocalypse or a cheerleader who has alien DNA or murder mysteries.
    Nobody wants to read every single author’s autobiography masquerading as fiction.
    And then there’s the more philosophical aspect going on. How do we write what we know when we aren’t sure what it is that we know? What is it to know? Maybe a lot of us writers write in order to know. Similarly, maybe a lot of us humans and dogs live in order to know.
    WRITING TIP OF THE POD
    Immerse yourself in the details, emotion, and setting of the story so that the reader can trust the world that you've created.
    DOG TIP FOR LIFE
    Don't limit what you know. Move beyond your local fire hydrant and smell the world.
    BE A PART OF OUR MISSION!
    Hey! We're all about inspiring each other to be weird, to be ourselves and to be brave and we're starting to collect stories about each other's bravery. Those brave moments can be HUGE or small, but we want you to share them with us so we can share them with the world. You can be anonymous if you aren't brave enough to use your name. It's totally chill.
    Want to be part of the team? Send us a quick (or long) email and we'll read it here and on our YouTube channel.
    LET'S HANG OUT!
    HEY! DO YOU WANT TO SPEND MORE TIME TOGETHER?
    MAYBE TAKE A COURSE, CHILL ON SOCIAL MEDIA, BUY ART OR A BOOK, OR LISTEN TO OUR PODCAST?
    Email us at [email protected]
    HELP US AND DO AN AWESOME GOOD DEED
    Thanks to all of you who keep listening to our weirdness on the DOGS ARE SMARTER THAN PEOPLE podcast and our new LOVING THE STRANGE podcast.
    We’re sorry we laugh so much… sort of. 
    Please share it and subscribe if you can. Please rate and like us if you are feeling kind, because it matters somehow. There’s a new episode every Tuesday!
    Thanks so much for being one of the 263,000 downloads if you’ve given us a listen!
    One of our newest LOVING THE STRANGE podcasts is about the strange and adorably weird things people say?
    And one of our newest DOGS ARE SMARTER THAN PEOPLE episode is about fear setting and how being swallowed by a whale is bad ass.
    And Carrie has new books out! Yay!
    You can order now! It's an adult mystery/thriller that takes place in Bar Harbor, Maine. Read an excerpt here!
    The people who kill
    It's my book! It came out June 1! Boo-yah! Another one comes out July 1.
    And
    1 hr 4 min
  • Are You Brave Enough To Battle 15,000 Bees or Just Write a Book?
    Writing is a way of understanding stuff, not just yourself or the story in your book, but the way you look at the world.
    And that takes being brave.
    We are all brave and fearful in big and small ways in our own lives every damn day.
    For me, Carrie just putting my voice out here on the podcast is terrifying because I had a teacher who made me stay in from recess once to tell me that I needed to fix my sloshy s's because nobody would ever love a girl who sounded like me, no employer would hire me and no college would take me.
    "Nobody will listen to a girl that sounds like you. Nobody will take you seriously. Nobody will ever marry you."
    So, doing a podcast might be super easy for some people? For me? Not so much because my brain hits back to those negative mental scripts of the past.
    For Shaun...?
    Here's the thing. Life isn't always awesome. And when it's crappy, we have to keep writing and being brave. Sometimes it's hard to focus. Sometimes it's hard to believe there is a point. You think, "how is my story about a manatee and a sasquatch falling in love relevant?"
    We get scared.
    So, you have to say to hell with fear, to hell with doubt. Damn it, everyone wants a love story with a manatee and a sasquatch.
    Ridicule is a big fear for writers and for humans. We're afraid of being persecuted, trolled, laughed at, of having someone say we and our life and our story is worthless.
    Nobody will ever listen to ... nobody will ever read ... nobody will ever care...
    That fear? It's super real.
    So we have to kick it's ass and/or live with it and write and live anyway. We have to be brave.
    We have to remember to be brave enough to believe in positive things about our selves and our lives and our worth.
    Sometimes it can help to remember:
    A LOT OF PEOPLE SUFFER FROM THIS
    Reach out to other writers or humans. Encourage each other. Share your worries and stories. Lift each other up.
    WRITE LIKE THE WORLD IS ON PAUSE
    Do whatever you have to do to ignore the rest of the world during your writer time. Turn off notifications and your phone. Put on headphones. Shut the door. Do the work alone. The world can wait for those 2,000 words to get out.
    REMEMBER YOU KICK ASS
    Seriously, look at you, living another day, surviving, thinking, doing. You kick ass. You have value. Your story has value. When you are compelled to write something, that is for a reason. Nobody gets to tell you that your work doesn't matter. If you make it? It matters.
    Don't Give Up
    Traditional publishing doesn't take your story? So what. Don't throw it away. Revise it. Think about independent publishing. Think about turning it into a podcast. Serialize it. The whole point of a story is to communicate it to readers. Go out there whatever way you can.
    TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF
    When you're down, find out how to bring yourself back up. Walking outside? Motivational talks? Action steps? A Netflix binge? Clubbing? Do what you need to do to keep yourself brave, sane, and whole.
    REMEMBER YOU ARE A STAR
    Seriously. Look at you living on this earth, thinking big things, writing a whole book. You are shiny. You are creating words on a page. And even if you aren't doing that exactly, you are doing good and being brave all the time in big ways and small. Let yourself remember how amazing you are.
    WRITING TIP OF THE POD
    Be brave. Take your power. Write your story. Get it out there. Don't let anyone hold you back.
    DOG TIP FOR LIFE
    Be the master blaster. You've got to put yourself out there. Don't let the humans tell you that you're no good.
    BE A PART OF OUR MISSION!
    Hey! We're all about inspiring each other to be weird, to be ourselves and to be brave and we're starting to collect stories about each other's bravery. Those brave moments can be HUGE or small, but we want you to share them with us so we can share them with the world. You can be anonymous if you aren't brave enough to use
    27 min
  • DON’T STEAL ADULT TOYS THREE BIG TIPS FOR WRITING AND LIFE
    We’re keeping it simple this week, my friends, with three big tips to write better novels and being a better human.
    Make your stories sexy and accurate.
    You can’t write a book that takes place in the south and not write ‘y’all’ or ‘bless your heart.’
    You can’t write a book that takes place in the south and not have sugar in iced tea.
    Similarly, you can’t write a book in New England in the winter and not have the character’s breath puff out into the cold air.
    Your stories lose impact if you fail to be concise and sharp.
    Your stories lose impact if your readers think, “WTF is this? There are no kangaroos in Maine.”
    So, know your people. Know your setting.
    And this goes for life too. If you keep buying your wife red roses and she’s told you a bunch of times that she doesn’t like roses, she likes tulips and bright flowers because roses remind her of death?
    Yeah, that’s not good.
    If you're handing out flyers in a high school to promote your Gram and you don't look like you're in high school? Not going to go well.
    If you leave your halloween prop out in May? Not going to go well.
    Listen. Learn the details. Be appropriate, my friends.
    Have a f-ing point.
    A story should have a damn theme. It’s what you want to say in the story. It reflects your personal beliefs, your experiences.
    What’s a theme? According to MasterClass,
    “A literary theme is the main idea or underlying meaning a writer explores in a novel, short story, or other literary work. The theme of a story can be conveyed using characters, setting, dialogue, plot, or a combination of all of these elements.”
    So, your life should have a theme, too.  What is your life’s theme?
    Redemption? Love? Courage? Revenge? Good vs evil? Perseverance?
    Pick one and give your life some meaning.
    If it gives your life meaning to steal someone else's adult toys for years and years (See the link) just know that this is illegal and stuff.
    Don’t jump from one head to another.
    Readers want to get attached to your narrator. You don’t want to jump around from one character to another. That’s how the reader gets confused and detached and doesn’t want to follow the story any longer.
    So, life is like that, too. Yeah, sometimes it’s frustrating hanging with one person, but you hop around too much? You might get a disease. Make your hopping purposeful.
    BONUS TIP FOR WRITING NOT FOR LIFE.
    Put the damn conflict in there early.
    In real life, it’s pretty nice to not have drama or conflict all the time. It allows us to blossom and to grow. And it’s easy to get addicted to the energy of drama and try to incite it for attention.
    But peeps, that’s not the kind of attention you want. Negative attention kind of sucks. You want the positive kind.
    However, in stories, the earlier you put the conflict, the more invested your reader gets. They want to know what happens. Readers (and people) are a bit addicted to conflict and drama and you want to put that on the page.
    WRITING TIP OF THE POD
    Care enough to make your settings accurate, put in the conflict early, have a point and don't hop around from character to character.
    DOG TIP FOR LIFE
    Sometimes things don't make sense. Figure them out. Investigate the stuff that doesn't make sense because that's how you learn and grow and understand things beyond you and your bubble of experience.
    SHOUT OUT!
    The music we’ve clipped and shortened in this podcast is awesome and is made available through the Creative Commons License. 
    Here’s a link to that and the artist’s website. Who is this artist and what is this song?  It’s “Summer Spliff” by Broke For Free.
    AND we are transitioning to a new writer podcast called WRITE BETTER NOW! You'll be able to check it out here starting in 2022!
    We have a podcast, LOVING THE STRANGE, which we stream live on Carrie’s Facebook and Twitter and LinkedIn on Fridays. Her Facebook and Twitter handles
    20 min
  • What Makes A Sexy Beginning and Emergency Poop?
    Every writer and storyteller wants their beginning of their story to be enticing, sexy, something that someone can’t put down.
    A story is like a hot fudge sundae. You want the reader to gobble the whole thing down and that’s not going to happen if the first few bites suck.
    Luckily, there are a few components that absolutely help us writers make the beginnings of our stories sexy.
    Hook – This is the first sentence or first paragraph. You want it to clutch the reader in its hands and never let go.
    What makes a sexy hook? A mystery. A question. A strong voice. Urgency.
    I was not going to make it to the house. Not with this kind of poop.
    Disruption – This is the tension. This is the suspense. Will there be trouble in the beginning? Can you sense it like a good phone psychic in the quivering resonance of the sentences and word choice? Are there big stakes?
    I was not going to make it.
    Backstory – I know! I know! It’s a naughty beast and we must be wary of it before it takes over our entire lawn like some sort of invasive weed. But you do want to sprinkle a little bit of it here and there.
    I was not going to make it to the house. Not with this kind of poop. It had almost happened before in first grade in the pool.
    Emotion – There needs to be some emotion on the page and that emotion needs to be detailed and sexy and all about the showing and not the telling. Don’t say, “Shaun was sexy.” Say, “Shaun rubbed that ice cream sundae all over his bulging pecs and he didn’t fart at all. He was the perfect husband.”
    I was not going to make it to the house. Not with this kind of poop. It had almost happened before in first grade in the pool. They called me Poop Pants Patty forever after that. My eyes watered as I grabbed the steering wheel.
    A Want and a Must Have – Your character needs to want things. Those things need to be surface level (an ice cream sundae or a toilet) and a bigger yearning (to finally feel loved or not be made fun of). They need to be on the page throughout the whole book and inform the entire book.
    I was not going to make it to the house. Not with this kind of poop. It had almost happened before in first grade in the pool. They called me Poop Pants Patty forever after that. And now? Right before my first interview with Santa Claus? Seriously?
    Things that Suck – Similarly, most books involve the transformation of a character on their journey. To have a positive transformation, there needs to be things wrong in your character’s life. Those things need to be there in the beginning.
    I was not going to make it to the house. Not with this kind of poop. It had almost happened before in first grade in the pool. They called me Poop Pants Patty forever after that. And now? Right before my first interview with Santa Claus? Seriously?
    Some day I'd know not to eat Flaming Hot Doritos sprinkled with Da Bomb hot sauce. Some day I'd be able to control my anxiety and my colon. Some day I wouldn't self monologue in the car on the way to my super-important interview with Santa. But today was not that day.
    Writing Tip of the Pod
    Make your beginning (and your ending) sexy.
    Dog Tip for Life
    Make everything sexy
    LET'S HANG OUT!
    HEY! DO YOU WANT TO SPEND MORE TIME TOGETHER?
    MAYBE TAKE A COURSE, CHILL ON SOCIAL MEDIA, BUY ART OR A BOOK, OR LISTEN TO OUR PODCAST?
    Email us at [email protected]
    HELP US AND DO AN AWESOME GOOD DEED
    Thanks to all of you who keep listening to our weirdness on the DOGS ARE SMARTER THAN PEOPLE podcast and our new LOVING THE STRANGE podcast.
    We’re sorry we laugh so much… sort of. 
    Please share it and subscribe if you can. Please rate and like us if you are feeling kind, because it matters somehow. There’s a new episode every Tuesday!
    Thanks so much for being one of the 263,000 downloads if you’ve given us a listen!
    One of our newest LOVING THE STRANGE podcasts is about the strange and adorab
    19 min
  • I’m Farting Carrots. Oh, the Mondegreen
    We've all done it. We've misheard song lyrics or actual words. We've argued about whether someone was saying Laurel or Yanni.
    But there is an actual term for that.
    According to Merriam Webster Dictionary, a mondegreen is "a word or phrase that results from a mishearing of something said or sung."
    I had a whole character in my first book that did this all the time.
    Sylvia Wright made up the word in 1954 when she wrote an article about it for The Atlantic or possibly Harpers (these are the two most common citings), “The Death of Lady Mondegreen.”
    She'd loved this Scottish song or poem that went
    They hae slain the Earl Amurray
    And laid him on the green.
    That last line sounded like Lady Mondegreen to her.
    According to an article in the New Yorker by Maria Konnikova,
    Hearing is a two-step process. First, there is the auditory perception itself: the physics of sound waves making their way through your ear and into the auditory cortex of your brain. And then there is the meaning-making: the part where your brain takes the noise and imbues it with significance. That was a car alarm. That’s a bird. Mondegreens occur when, somewhere between the sound and the meaning, communication breaks down. You hear the same acoustic information as everyone else, but your brain doesn’t interpret it the same way. What’s less immediately clear is why, precisely, that happens.
    The article goes on to say,
    A common cause of mondegreens, in particular, is the oronym: word strings in which the sounds can be logically divided multiple ways. One version that Pinker describes goes like this: Eugene O’Neill won a Pullet Surprise. 
    Other times, the culprit is the perception of the sound itself: some letters and letter combinations sound remarkably alike, and we need further cues, whether visual or contextual, to help us out. In their absence, one sound can be mistaken for the other. For instance, in a phenomenon known as the McGurk effect, people can be made to hear one consonant when a similar one is being spoken. “There’s a bathroom on the right” standing in for “there’s a bad moon on the rise” is a succession of such similarities adding up to two equally coherent alternatives. 
    NME's site has an article on the top forty misheard song lyrics and it's hysterical.
    It's a British site and you should check it out, but their top three are:
    Number One - Dire Straits’s "Money For Nothing."
    Wrong lyric: "Money for nothin’ and chips for free.”
    Correct lyric: “Money for nothin’ and your chicks for free”
    Number 2 Wrong Lyric - Paul Young's "Everytime You Go Away."
    Wrong Lyric: “Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you.”
    Correct lyric: “Every time you go away take a piece of me with you.”
    Number 4 Wrong Lyric (Yes, we skipped three) - Starship’s ‘We Built This City.’
    Wrong lyric: “We built this city on sausage rolls.”
    Correct lyric: “We built this city on rock ‘n’ roll.”
    Writing Tip of the Pod
    It's fun to play with words, to think about sounds.
    Dog Tip for Life
    Always take a piece of meat with you.
    It's my book! It came out June 1! Boo-yah! Another one comes out July 1.
    And that one is called  THOSE WHO SURVIVED, which is the first book in the the DUDE GOODFEATHER series.  I hope you’ll read it, like it, and buy it!
    The Dude Goodfeather Series - YA mystery by NYT bestseller Carrie Jones
    TO TELL US YOUR BRAVE STORY JUST EMAIL BELOW.
    SHOUT OUT!
    The music we’ve clipped and shortened in this podcast is awesome and is made available through the Creative Commons License. 
    Here’s a link to that and the artist’s website. Who is this artist and what is this song?  It’s “Summer Spliff” by Broke For Free.
    AND we are transitioning to a new writer podcast called WRITE BETTER NOW! You'll be able to check it out here starting in 2022!
    We have a podcast, LOVING THE STRANGE, which we stream live on Carrie’
    22 min
  • How Do You Make Your Story Thrilling and Sunbathing Your Testicles?
    You’ve all read a story or heard a story that just bores you to tears, right?
    You don’t want to write that story UNLESS boring people is your goal. That’s a fine goal! You get to have that if you want it. Don’t let anyone take your goal away from you.
    But if that’s not your goal? Let’s talk.
    To not bore your reader, at the most basic level, you have to do three things. And these three things are the basic elements. Bare bones here, okay?
    Keeping your damn word.
    Just like in a relationship, when you write a book for someone or tell them a story, you set up an expectation in them that there is going to be a payoff there.
    There is always an expectation the reader will have.
    Will they catch the murderer?Will James get out of the giant peach? Will the rich family get out of the town?Will Lassie save whoever Lassie needs to save?
    Your book is full of these promises and questions that you the author set out for the reader and that you have to answer. If you don’t? You’re a promise breaker! And you’ve ruined your relationship with your reader.
    Making your damn character interesting (This has to do with plot too, actually.).
    Your character has a journey. They make choices. The bigger the story and the scarier? The bigger the choices. The character in a thrilling story has to be the hero, the brave one, the choice-maker. Those choices lead you to a thrilling and amazing finale.
    Making time matter
    If you have your whole life to hunt down the monster that’s killing everyone in town, there’s not as much tension there.
    If the bomb is going to explode in 10,000 years? Same thing. But the pressure of a villain who is killing people, the pressure of the bomb about to explode, the pressure of a destiny that might not happen if you don’t hurry up?
    That’s a big deal. It’s a trope. Who cares? Use it.
    There’s some other things that make a good thriller, too.
    There needs to be high stakes. Time limits. Multiple problems increases those stakes.There needs to be an actual threat to the characters or society.There needs to be some things that you don’t expect to happen, happen.The characters need to be multiple dimensions, not flat little cardboard figures or game pieces. But interesting.There needs to be some cool action going on. That might be mind games. Mind games count. Car chases do too.
    Bonus Element:
    Cool locations. Your reader wants to explore the world from the safety of their bed/couch/porch/subway seat. Your book lets them do that. Use details. Make those locations real.
    Writing Tip of the Pod
    Think about your damn audience not just yourself.
    Dog Tip for Life
    Make your own excitement like Gabby. Every moment can be thrilling.
    SHOUT OUT!
    The music we’ve clipped and shortened in this podcast is awesome and is made available through the Creative Commons License. 
    Here’s a link to that and the artist’s website. Who is this artist and what is this song?  It’s “Summer Spliff” by Broke For Free.
    AND we are transitioning to a new writer podcast called WRITE BETTER NOW! You'll be able to check it out here starting in 2022!
    We have a podcast, LOVING THE STRANGE, which we stream live on Carrie’s Facebook and Twitter and LinkedIn on Fridays. Her Facebook and Twitter handles are all carriejonesbooks or carriejonesbook.
    Carrie is reading one of her poems every week on CARRIE DOES POEMS. And there you go! Whew! That's a lot!
    Here’s the link.
    Write Better Now - Writing Tips podcast for authors and writers
    loving the strange the podcast about embracing the weird
    Carrie Does Poems
    Resources for Random Thoughts
    https://apnews.com/hub/oddities
    https://www.mynbc5.com/article/video-shows-1-000-dolphin-stampede-off-california-coast/36017470#
    https://www.menshealth.com/health/a19539973/i-put-a-giant-red-light-on-my-balls-to-triple-my-testosterone-levels/
    22 min
  • Where Does Inspiration Come From and Raccoons Robbing Banks
    A lot of writers go around saying that they can’t find anything to write about.
    Ideas are everywhere; I promise.
    Just this week there was a headline on theslate.com that read, “Two ‘masked bandits’ raid California bank, and they didn’t want money, officials say.”
    The masked bandits were actually raccoons who broke into  Redwood City Bank though it was closed.
    They were reported when a guy using an ATM said he saw a stuffed animal moving around inside the bank. Humane society officials were called and the raccoons played tag for about ten minutes before letting the humans catch them.
    They think the raccoons gained entry via a tree, then some airducts. Then they broke out some ceiling tiles, messed up some of the man’s papers and tipped over a computer. They did not get hurt. They did not take any money. Maybe they took a wall calendar or a you just opened a new checking account gift, but we aren’t sure.
    So, you know that this is definitely a picture book or an early reader, right?
    That’s the thing, ideas are everywhere.
    During his TedTalk,  Steven Johnson  said
    “We take ideas from other people, people we've learned from, people we run into in the coffee shop, and we stitch them together into new forms and we create something new. That's really where innovation happens. And that means we have to change some of our models of what innovation and deep thinking really looks like, right?”
    In another TedTalk, writer Elizabeth Gilbert talks about how ancient Greeks believed that creativity didn’t come from us humans, but from daemons, “divine attendant spirits.” Socrates was really into that. And the Romans, she says, called these spirits “genius.”
    Ideas are genius.
    Ideas were separate from us and we weren’t responsible for them. Imagine if we believed that now.
    You don’t need to stress about your process is the point. Your ideas will come. You can ask them to show up. And you don’t need to be afraid of those ideas coming or going. You just have to write, paint, sing, and allow your brain, your genius, your daemon to do the work. It can only do that if you show up to do the work, too. 
    Smithsonian Magazine says,
    “The innovative drive lives in every human brain, and the resulting war against the repetitive is what powers the colossal changes that distinguish one generation from the next, one decade from the next, one year from the next. The drive to create the new is part of our biological makeup. We build cultures by the hundreds and new stories by the millions. We surround ourselves with things that have never existed before, while pigs and llamas and goldfish do not.”
    They go on to say,
    “Just as nature modifies existing animals to create new creatures, so too the brain works from precedent. More than 400 years ago, the French essayist Michel de Montaigne wrote, “Bees plunder the flowers here and there, but afterward they make of them honey, which is all theirs … Even so with the pieces borrowed from others; he will transform and blend them to make a work of his own.” Or as modern science historian Steven Johnson puts it, “We take the ideas we’ve inherited or that we’ve stumbled across, and we jigger them together into some new shape.””
    How cool is that? Creativity is about altering and twisting memory.
    WRITING TIP OF THE POD
    Stop being so damn afraid. When ideas come, grab them. Just say yes.
    DOG TIP FOR LIFE
    Our biggest internal issue is living in fear. Go balls to the walls. Smell everything. Wag your tail. Lick things (with consent). Live.
    SHOUT OUT!
    The music we’ve clipped and shortened in this podcast is awesome and is made available through the Creative Commons License. 
    Here’s a link to that and the artist’s website. Who is this artist and what is this song?  It’s “Summer Spliff” by Broke For Free.
    AND we are transitioning to a new writer podcast called WRITE BETTER NOW
    22 min
  • The Five Senses of Farts, Dangerous Croissant Animals, and Random Writing Tips About Settings
    The smell of a really bad fart at a sleepover. The sound of giggles after someone has been dutch ovened at that same sleepover. The touch of a Dorito on your tongue. The sight of Godzilla's leg outside your window.
    The five senses are so important in your story. Those details yank readers into the narrative. They associate it with their own really bad farts, giggles, processed cheese tastes and um--Godzilla moments--and have an emotional reaction and recognition.
    That's what you, the writer, want. You want your story to feel real. Incorporating the senses lets you do that.
    Spoiler alert: A story doesn't feel real if it isn't fleshed out with sensory details.
    Here are the five senses in case you forgot:
    Sight (eyes)Nose (smell)Taste (tongue)Touch (skin, hair)Hearing (ears)
    Here are examples of sensory language:
    His fart brought tears to her eyes. "Refried beans again, really?" (sense of smell)He stuck the entire lemon half into his mouth, puckered and sucked. "This helps with the smell," he said. (sense of taste)His fart boomed beneath the covers and ended in a slow hiss. (sense of sound)The silk of the sheets against her nose was not enough to keep the smell at bay. Damn it. (sense of touch)The scaly leg took up the entire window. All she could see where reptilian scales, half oval, greenish, like big pieces of armor. (sense of sight)
    Writing Tip of The Pod
    A story without the senses is a story that's dull, not real, and all in your head. You want to make it sexy. Sexy is the senses.
    Dog Tip for Life
    Live with all your senses. Explore the world through them. It's all good. Smell the smells. Taste the smells. See the smells. Feel the smells. Hear the smells.
    SHOUT OUT!
    The music we’ve clipped and shortened in this podcast is awesome and is made available through the Creative Commons License. 
    Here’s a link to that and the artist’s website. Who is this artist and what is this song?  It’s “Summer Spliff” by Broke For Free.
    AND we are transitioning to a new writer podcast called WRITE BETTER NOW! You'll be able to check it out here starting in 2022!
    We have a podcast, LOVING THE STRANGE, which we stream live on Carrie’s Facebook and Twitter and LinkedIn on Fridays. Her Facebook and Twitter handles are all carriejonesbooks or carriejonesbook.
    Carrie is reading one of her poems every week on CARRIE DOES POEMS. And there you go! Whew! That's a lot!
    Here’s the link.
    Write Better Now - Writing Tips podcast for authors and writers
    loving the strange the podcast about embracing the weird
    Carrie Does Poems
    Random Thoughts
    This week we talked about women's rights, COVID vaccines and also weird news. The link to the news is here. And the story about the deadly croissant animal is here. Stay weird everyone!
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    One of our newest LOVING THE STRANGE podcasts is about the strange and adorably weird things people say?
    And one of our newest DOGS ARE SMARTER THAN PEOPLE episode is about fear setting and how being swallowed by a whale is bad ass.
    And Carrie has new books out! Yay!
    You can order now! It's an adult mystery/thriller that takes place in Bar Harbor, Maine. Read an excerpt here!
    The people who kill
    It's my book! I
    22 min

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