Dogs Are Smarter Than People: Writing Life, Marriage and Motivation

Dogs Are Smarter Than People: Writing Life, Marriage and Motivation

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  • It’s Christmas OMFG – Dogs are Smarter Than People PODCAST
    So, because Christmas is on the same day as the podcast release and we weren’t – cough – super organized, we’re sharing with you our day before Christmas.
    What? Are there writing tips?
    Nah. Not really.
    It’s just us. Randomly taking voice memos as we go about our days and then splicing that stuff together so you can see what it’s like for us on Christmas Eve Day.
    Be a Part of the Podcast!
    Hey! If you download the Anchor application, you can call into the podcast, record a question, or just say ‘hi,’ and we’ll answer. You can be heard on our podcast! Sa-sweet!
    No question is too wild. But just like Shaun does, try not to swear, okay?
    Here is the link to the mobile app.
    Blog Break
    It’s a big holiday week here and so Carrie is going to be taking a bit of a blog break for the next two weeks. There will be a podcast today and next Tuesday, but other than that? It’s a little time for Carrie’s brain to recharge and rest. Thank you for understanding!
    SHOUT OUT
    The music we’ve clipped and shortened in this podcast is awesome and is made available through the Creative Commons License. Here’s a link to that and the artist’s website. Who is this artist and what is this song?  It’s “Night Owl” by Broke For Free.
    WRITING AND OTHER NEWS
    ART.
    I do art stuff. You can find it and buy a print here. 
    TIME STOPPERS!
    You can order my middle grade fantasy novel Time Stoppers Escape From the Badlands here or anywhere.
    People call it a cross between Harry Potter and Percy Jackson but it’s set in Maine. It’s full of adventure, quirkiness and heart.
    MOE BERG 
    The Spy Who Played Baseball is a picture book biography about Moe Berg. And… there’s a movie out now about Moe Berg, a major league baseball player who became a spy. How cool is that?
    It’s awesome and quirky and fun.
    FLYING AND ENHANCED
    Men in Black meet Buffy the Vampire Slayer? You know it. You can buy them hereor anywhere.
    OUR PODCAST – DOGS ARE SMARTER THAN PEOPLE.
    Thanks to all of you who keep listening to our weirdness as we talk about random thoughts, writing advice and life tips. We’re sorry we laugh so much… sort of. Please share it and subscribe if you can. Please rate and like us if you are feeling kind, because it matters somehow. There’s a new episode every Tuesday!
    WRITING COACH
    I offer solo writing coach services. For more about my individual coaching, click here.
    WRITING BARN
    I am super psyched to be teaching the six-month long Write. Submit. Support. class at the Writing Barn!
    Are you looking for a group to support you in your writing process and help set achievable goals? Are you looking for the feedback and connections that could potentially lead you to that book deal you’ve been working towards?
    Our Write. Submit. Support. (WSS) six-month ONLINE course offers structure and support not only to your writing lives and the manuscripts at hand, but also to the roller coaster ride of submissions: whether that be submitting to agents or, if agented, weathering the submissions to editors.
    Past Write. Submit. Support. students have gone on to receive representation from literary agents across the country. View one of our most recent success stories here. 
    APPLY NOW!
    21 min
  • Stake the Stakeholders and Be Your Own Voice
    Yesterday on her blog, Carrie talked about how feeling successful in your career or life is really tied to having your personal values resonate in your occupation, and being guided by those same core values instead of society’s outside metrics about what makes someone a success. 
    The blog is here. 
    But on the podcast, we’re going to touch on something we’ve talked about before – stakeholders. 
    Stakeholders are all around you. They’re in your past and your present. They have expectations. They project their own crud onto you. They are the people who come to mind when you say, “What will X think if I do this?” They are real people. But they are also voices in your head. 
    For Carrie, an example would be when she drew as a little kid and her mom said, “Nobody in our family has an artistic bone in her body.”
    That comment from someone she loved stayed inside of her, right? And it made her think she could never do art, but it also could make her go out and say, “To heck with that. I’m going to prove my mom wrong.” 
    Or maybe your mom’s dream was to save the world, but she never had the chance to. She projects that dream on you and now your dream is to save the world.
    Coming to terms with what YOU want versus what your STAKEHOLDERS want is a really valuable experience in helping you feel successful and fulfilled. 
    How to Come To Terms With Your Stakeholders: 
    Make a list.List all the people who have ever told you what you could do in your career. List all the people who have ever told you what you couldn’t do. List all the people who give you advice. 
    Now, look at your list. Is that person important to you? Then that person is a stakeholder. 
    But stakeholders aren’t just people. Stakeholders can be colleges, institutions, social media. 
    Think about when you post something on Twitter, SnapChat, YouTube, Facebook, Instagram. People like (or don’t), share (or don’t), comment (or don’t) and that gives you value and and ideas and judgements of others all meshed in one place. It becomes a stakeholder. 
    Our life and our choices are part of intertwined systems and so, too, is our feeling of success. A big first step towards self-fulfillment is realizing when it’s you being happy and satisfied versus other people being happy and satisfied for you. 
    Dog Tip for Life 
    If your stakeholder’s influence created a fear or limitation, it’s time to let that go. 
    And if our idea of success and our career is about playing it safe? About being like the rest of the pack? You might want to rethink that, too. 
    There is safety in being like everyone else, in thinking like everyone else, in sticking to the pack and following the same route, but is that really helpful? Is that success for you? 
    Writing Tip of the Pod
    If you aren’t taking risks with your writer, or taking the risk to be a writer, then maybe it’s time. Ignore the stakeholders that are limiting you. Be who you want to be. Take chances. 
    “Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.” Maya Angelou
    WRITING AND OTHER NEWS
    ART.
    I do art stuff. You can find it and buy a print here. 
    TIME STOPPERS!
    You can order my middle grade fantasy novel Time Stoppers Escape From the Badlands here or anywhere.
    People call it a cross between Harry Potter and Percy Jackson but it’s set in Maine. It’s full of adventure, quirkiness and heart.
    MOE BERG 
    The Spy Who Played Baseball is a picture book biography about Moe Berg. And… there’s a movie out now about Moe Berg, a major league baseball player who became a spy. How cool is that?
    It’s awesome and quirky and fun.
    FLYING AND ENHANCED
    Men in Black meet Buffy the Vamp
    23 min
  • A Story Is About More than Mechanics and Grammar.
    Too often we really focus only on the mechanics of story. Writers and student-writers are told to make perfect sentences, understand the use of the semi-colon, and to spell words correctly.
    “Do not turn in a manuscript to an agent or editor unless it’s perfect,” is a pretty big industry standard. 
    Be perfect.Write perfectly.Have perfect grammar. Have a perfect plot.Spell everything perfectly.
    Here’s the thing: Your story won’t ever be perfect especially if you’re working on it all by yourself. Do the best that you can. Spell all the words. But do not fret about it forever.
    So much of our writing life is spent making sure the mechanics of our stories are perfect, that we sometimes forget about the psychological aspects of our stories, the heart. 
    It happens to us from the very beginning in grade school. Our teachers focus on the paragraphs, the spelling, the grammar because they’re trying to teach us to effectively communicate with the written word, but they sometimes forget to talk about our imagination, our cleverness, how our stories show our deeper selves and feelings.
    How many of us worked super hard on a fourth-grade story that we thought was the most amazing story ever only to receive it with a note like, “Good job with your paragraphs!” Or, “Well done with your spelling!”
    Random Thoughts
    Our random thoughts this week both focus on imperfection. Shaun says in the first one, “I’m not exciting today.” 
    And the second one? Ho boy. Carrie feels super vulnerable about the second one, because it shows her totally tipsy because of her social anxiety and Shaun mixing WAY TOO STRONG a drink. 
    The point though, is that much like our podcast, our thoughts aren’t canned or perfect. We are real people, not polished, but pretty awesome anyways. 
    Writing Tips:
    Don’t forget about the heart of your story, the resonance. Forget about the mechanics for a bit. What is this story actually about? What is its heart?
    People like to call it a theme, but that sounds too much like grade school to us. The heart of the story is the big, essential inside part of the story’s hero. Her catalyst. Her life’s question and realization. To find it, ask what your character’s heart wants and needs. To find it, think about the lie about the world (or herself) that your character believes. That’s how you find the heart.
    Dog Tips
    Dogs don’t care about mechanics of things. They care about the heart of things. Be a dog.
    Writing and Other News
    Art.
    I do art stuff. You can find it and buy a print here. 
    Click to view slideshow.
    Time Stoppers!
    You can order my middle grade fantasy novel Time Stoppers Escape From the Badlands here or anywhere.
    People call it a cross between Harry Potter and Percy Jackson but it’s set in Maine. It’s full of adventure, quirkiness and heart.
    Moe Berg 
    The Spy Who Played Baseball is a picture book biography about Moe Berg. And… there’s a movie out now about Moe Berg, a major league baseball player who became a spy. How cool is that?
    It’s awesome and quirky and fun.
    FLYING AND ENHANCED
    Men in Black meet Buffy the Vampire Slayer? You know it. You can buy them hereor anywhere.
    OUR PODCAST – DOGS ARE SMARTER THAN PEOPLE.
    Thanks to all of you who keep listening to our weirdness as we talk about random thoughts, writing advice and life tips. We’re sorry we laugh so much… sort of. Please share it and subscribe if you can. Please rate and like us if you are feeling kind, because it matters somehow. There’s a new episode every Tuesday!
    Writing Coach
    I offer solo writing coach services. For more about my individual coaching, click here.
    Writing Barn
    I am super psyched
    18 min
  • Our First Tip To How to Make Your Life and Writing Life Better
    Shaun: So, Carrie’s not the best in the mornings and too much noise, clutter, extra to-do items pretty much throws her completely off her game.
    Carrie: One of the reasons that the dogs and I do daily motivating thoughts on my Facebook and Twitter accounts is because it helps ground me and make me feel less cranky and stressed…. Usually. Shaun, however, is a morning person who craves noise and tropical music while I’m a Pachibel’s Cannon morning person.
    Shaun: True.
    Carrie: So, this week’s podcast is the first in a series of podcasts about how to make your life and your writing life better and our first tip is….
    DOG TIP OF THE CAST: Just say no to the stuff you don’t want to do. You don’t have to say yes to invitations or the extra responsibilities. You don’t have to respond to every single text and/or email. You get to be in charge of these ancillary parts of your life. If you don’t want to email/text/talk to someone, there might be a really good reason why. In this life, we have a limited amount of time to expend. Expend it well. Do it on your terms. Dogs get this.
    WRITING TIP OF THE POD: Yep. Same point. Write the stories that you want to, that resonate with you. Say no to the stories you think other people want you to write.  When you get rid of the baggage, the things you don’t want or need to do, you free up your mind of clutter and give it space to create.
    Listen to the full podcast to hear Shaun’s random thought all about marketing – KaPerPi. It’s knowledge, awareness, public relations and public image. It’s pretty cool.
    SHOUT OUT
    The music we’ve clipped and shortened in this podcast is awesome and is made available through the Creative Commons License. Here’s a link to that and the artist’s website. Who is this artist and what is this song?  It’s “Night Owl” by Broke For Free.
    Writing and Other News
    OUR PODCAST – DOGS ARE SMARTER THAN PEOPLE.
    Thanks to all of you who keep listening to our weirdness as we talk about random thoughts, writing advice and life tips. We’re sorry we laugh so much… sort of. Please share it and subscribe if you can. Please rate and like us if you are feeling kind, because it matters somehow. There’s a new episode every Tuesday!
    Art.
    I do art stuff. You can find it and buy a print here. 
    Click to view slideshow.
    Time Stoppers!
    You can order my middle grade fantasy novel Time Stoppers Escape From the Badlands here or anywhere.
    People call it a cross between Harry Potter and Percy Jackson but it’s set in Maine. It’s full of adventure, quirkiness and heart.
    Moe Berg
    The Spy Who Played Baseball is a picture book biography about Moe Berg. And… there’s a movie out now about Moe Berg, a major league baseball player who became a spy. How cool is that?
    It’s awesome and quirky and fun.
    FLYING AND ENHANCED
    Men in Black meet Buffy the Vampire Slayer? You know it. You can buy them hereor anywhere.
    OUR PODCAST – DOGS ARE SMARTER THAN PEOPLE.
    Thanks to all of you who keep listening to our weirdness as we talk about random thoughts, writing advice and life tips. We’re sorry we laugh so much… sort of. Please share it and subscribe if you can. Please rate and like us if you are feeling kind, because it matters somehow. There’s a new episode every Tuesday!
    Writing Coach
    I offer solo writing coach services. For more about my individual coaching, click here.
    Writing Barn
    I am super psyched to be teaching the six-month long Write. Submit. Support. class at the Writing Barn!
    Are you looking for a group to support you in your writing process and help set achievable goals? Are you looking for the feedback and connections that could potentially lead you to that book deal you’ve been working towards?
    Our Write. Submit. Support. (WSS) six-month ONLINE course offers structure and support not only to your writing lives and the manuscripts at hand, but also to th
    16 min
  • Hug Those Cows – Cow Hugging, Wellness and the Weirdness of this World – Dogs are Smarter Than People Podcast
    Everyone, We are so sorry it sounds like we’re on drugs. We aren’t. This just ended up being a super weird podcast. But – um – It’s authentically ‘us,’ Right?
    So, we asked people for topics for our podcast. And people on Carrie’s Facebook were completely helpful.
    Jon Hill wanted to know why there weren’t more palomino unicorns.
    It’s an important question.
    And some other people wanted us to talk about cow hugging. Matt Baya suggested we discuss this trend that started getting some big press in May 2018. Wellness is a 3.7 billion dollar industry that focuses on your spiritual, physical and mental health and wellbeing.
    And now – cows can be a part of that.
    Cows are warm and cozy and according to one farm in upstate New York, terribly relaxing. They make you feel good.
    Listen to the full podcast to understand how Shaun feels about this – if you dare. Because we also talk about Okay Cupid, Friendsgiving, methane, and Rural Legends.
    Dog Tip for Life: Dude. Do you. If you’re into paying people to cuddle with cows. Go for it.
     
    Writing Tip of the Cast.Look. Do you research. Cow tipping allegedly is an urban legend. Don’t include urban legends as fact. Fake news. Fake facts? Calling them fake is the nice way of going about it. It’s lies. Writers are better than that.
    SHOUT OUT
    The music we’ve clipped and shortened in this podcast is awesome and is made available through the Creative Commons License. Here’s a link to that and the artist’s website. Who is this artist and what is this song?  It’s “Night Owl” by Broke For Free.
    Writing and Other News
    I’ll be hanging out at Virginia Beach this weekend for an awesome book festival.
    MY Art THAT YOU CAN BUY AND HELP ME FEED THE DOGS
    I do art stuff. You can find it and boy a print here. 
    Click to view slideshow.
    Time Stoppers!
    You can order my middle grade fantasy novel Time Stoppers Escape From the Badlands here or anywhere.
    People call it a cross between Harry Potter and Percy Jackson but it’s set in Maine. It’s full of adventure, quirkiness and heart.
    Moe Berg
    The Spy Who Played Baseball is a picture book biography about Moe Berg. And… there’s a movie out now about Moe Berg, a major league baseball player who became a spy. How cool is that?
    It’s awesome and quirky and fun.
    FLYING AND ENHANCED
    Men in Black meet Buffy the Vampire Slayer? You know it. You can buy them here or anywhere.
     
    OUR PODCAST – DOGS ARE SMARTER THAN PEOPLE.
    Thanks to all of you who keep listening to our weirdness as we talk about random thoughts, writing advice and life tips. We’re sorry we laugh so much… sort of. Please share it and subscribe if you can. Please rate and like us if you are feeling kind, because it matters somehow. There’s a new episode every Tuesday!
    Writing Coach
    I offer solo writing coach services. For more about my individual coaching, click here.
    Writing Barn
    I am super psyched to be teaching the six-month long Write. Submit. Support. class at the Writing Barn!
    Are you looking for a group to support you in your writing process and help set achievable goals? Are you looking for the feedback and connections that could potentially lead you to that book deal you’ve been working towards?
    Our Write. Submit. Support. (WSS) six-month ONLINE course offers structure and support not only to your writing lives and the manuscripts at hand, but also to the roller coaster ride of submissions: whether that be submitting to agents or, if agented, weathering the submissions to editors.
    Past Write. Submit. Support. students have gone on to receive representation from literary agents across the country. View one of our most recent success stories here. 
     
    Apply Now!
     
    23 min
  • Don’t Make Sucky Friends (in life and books) – Dogs are Smarter Than People Podcast
    This week, we couldn’t think of what to talk about in our podcast and we went to Carrie’s Facebook page and had an ask for ideas.
    Public Safety Dispatcher Marie Overlock and Firefighter Amelie Bacon, both suggested, ‘friendship,’ so it won out and we’ll save Matt Baya’s suggestion of cow hugging for a later date. Because… cow hugging!
    Friendship and children’s books are a pretty natural combination. Carrie’s own books are big on friends even when they are full of romance.
    Friends matter. And there are so many beautiful examples of friendships in children’s books, but let’s go with this Maine classic from E.B. White’s Charlotte’s Web.
    Wilbur blushed. “But I’m not terrific, Charlotte. I’m just about average for a pig.”
    “You’re terrific as far as I’m concerned,” replied Charlotte, sweetly, “and that’s what counts. You’re my best friend, and I think you’re sensational. Now stop arguing and go get some sleep!”
    In our life, Carrie is Wilbur and Shaun is Charlotte. Just so you know.
    DOG TIPS FOR FRIENDSHIP AND LIFE
    1. You do not have to be everyone’s friend. Choose wisely. Pick the people who don’t bring you down. That’s the base for the friendship that you get to build on.
    2. Don’t pretend to be who you aren’t. Don’t be Captain Boasts a Lot. Don’t Be Mrs. One Up or even Madame Fixes Everyone Else’s Problem.
    3. Listen to your friends.
    4. Realize you and your friends don’t have to agree on every damn thing in the world to be friends.
    5. Be honest. Don’t pretend to agree on everything in the world.
    6. Don’t be talking about your friend behind their back. That’s not cool.
    WRITING TIP OF THE CAST
     As writers, we have to make friendships seem real in our books, right? So to do that we have to know what makes a friendship real. 
    WE think there are four basic elements to friendships.
    You have to be able to initiate things – conversations, communications, texts. And you also have to actually respond when your friends initiate these same things.
    You have to have Friendship Situational Awareness – what does that mean? It means you can understand the social scene, your friend’s attitude, needs, issues, and strengths and you can love them despite their occasional annoying mouth breathing moments. Be aware of what the appropriate responses are to your friend’s needs. Don’t tell them they are beautiful when they just want a hug. Don’t mow their lawn when they are looking for kimchi.
    Interact in a nice way. Seriously. If I’m reading a book and the friends are total schmucks to each other and don’t exhibit any caring or generosity? I don’t believe that friendship. I don’t believe it in real life either.
    Listen to your friends and focus on what they are saying. Don’t be staring at your phone or out the window when they’re talking to you.
    Bonus Tip: Don’t put your friend’s head in your mouth and slobber on it.
    SHOUT OUT
    The music we’ve clipped and shortened in this podcast is awesome and is made available through the Creative Commons License. Here’s a link to that and the artist’s website. Who is this artist and what is this song?  It’s “Night Owl” by Broke For Free.
    Writing News
    Next and Last Time Stoppers Book
    You can order my middle grade fantasy novel Time Stoppers Escape From the Badlands here or anywhere.
    People call it a cross between Harry Potter and Percy Jackson but it’s set in Maine. It’s full of adventure, quirkiness and heart.
    I’m WRITING BARN FACULTY AND THERE’S A COURSE YOU CAN TAKE!
    I am super psyched to be teaching the six-month long Write. Submit. Support. class at the Writing Barn!
    Are you looking for a group to support you in your writing process and help set achievable goals? Are you looking for the feedback and connections that could potentially lead you to that book de
    24 min
  • Don’t Make Sucky Friends (in life and books) – Dogs are Smarter Than People Podcast
    This week, we couldn’t think of what to talk about in our podcast and we went to Carrie’s Facebook page and had an ask for ideas.
    Public Safety Dispatcher Marie Overlock and Firefighter Amelie Bacon, both suggested, ‘friendship,’ so it won out and we’ll save Matt Baya’s suggestion of cow hugging for a later date. Because… cow hugging!
    Friendship and children’s books are a pretty natural combination. Carrie’s own books are big on friends even when they are full of romance.
    Friends matter. And there are so many beautiful examples of friendships in children’s books, but let’s go with this Maine classic from E.B. White’s Charlotte’s Web.
    Wilbur blushed. “But I’m not terrific, Charlotte. I’m just about average for a pig.”
    “You’re terrific as far as I’m concerned,” replied Charlotte, sweetly, “and that’s what counts. You’re my best friend, and I think you’re sensational. Now stop arguing and go get some sleep!”
    In our life, Carrie is Wilbur and Shaun is Charlotte. Just so you know.
    DOG TIPS FOR FRIENDSHIP AND LIFE
    1. You do not have to be everyone’s friend. Choose wisely. Pick the people who don’t bring you down. That’s the base for the friendship that you get to build on.
    2. Don’t pretend to be who you aren’t. Don’t be Captain Boasts a Lot. Don’t Be Mrs. One Up or even Madame Fixes Everyone Else’s Problem.
    3. Listen to your friends.
    4. Realize you and your friends don’t have to agree on every damn thing in the world to be friends.
    5. Be honest. Don’t pretend to agree on everything in the world.
    6. Don’t be talking about your friend behind their back. That’s not cool.
    WRITING TIP OF THE CAST
     As writers, we have to make friendships seem real in our books, right? So to do that we have to know what makes a friendship real. 
    WE think there are four basic elements to friendships.
    You have to be able to initiate things – conversations, communications, texts. And you also have to actually respond when your friends initiate these same things.
    You have to have Friendship Situational Awareness – what does that mean? It means you can understand the social scene, your friend’s attitude, needs, issues, and strengths and you can love them despite their occasional annoying mouth breathing moments. Be aware of what the appropriate responses are to your friend’s needs. Don’t tell them they are beautiful when they just want a hug. Don’t mow their lawn when they are looking for kimchi.
    Interact in a nice way. Seriously. If I’m reading a book and the friends are total schmucks to each other and don’t exhibit any caring or generosity? I don’t believe that friendship. I don’t believe it in real life either.
    Listen to your friends and focus on what they are saying. Don’t be staring at your phone or out the window when they’re talking to you.
    Bonus Tip: Don’t put your friend’s head in your mouth and slobber on it.
    SHOUT OUT
    The music we’ve clipped and shortened in this podcast is awesome and is made available through the Creative Commons License. Here’s a link to that and the artist’s website. Who is this artist and what is this song?  It’s “Night Owl” by Broke For Free.
    Writing News
    Next and Last Time Stoppers Book
    You can order my middle grade fantasy novel Time Stoppers Escape From the Badlands here or anywhere.
    People call it a cross between Harry Potter and Percy Jackson but it’s set in Maine. It’s full of adventure, quirkiness and heart.
    I’m WRITING BARN FACULTY AND THERE’S A COURSE YOU CAN TAKE!
    I am super psyched to be teaching the six-month long Write. Submit. Support. class at the Writing Barn!
    Are you looking for a group to support you in your writing process and help set achievable goals? Are you looking for the feedback and connections that could potentially lead you to that book de
    24 min
  • Steam of Consciousness isn’t a Dirty Word Phrase, People
    Shaun: Two weeks ago we were hanging out at a friend’s house and Carrie met a woman who was talking about writing, and how it helped her through some tough times and how she loved writing, but didn’t think she could ever be one.
    “It’s all stream of consciousness,” she said as if it was a bad thing.
    This of course broke Carrie’s heart.
    Carrie: To be fair, my heart is easily broken. Like last week, when one of our friends said that Shaun is the best part of the podcast because he’s funny and I’m trying to be informative. Heart broken for me. Happy for the Shaun.
    Anyway, since I’m informative, stream of consciousness is a term that William James created a little over a century ago and it means
    “… it is nothing joined; it flows. A ‘river’ or a ‘stream’ is the metaphors by which it is most naturally described. In talking of it hereafter, let’s call it the stream of thought, consciousness, or subjective life.”
    That’s taken from Literary Devices Net, which was quoting Mr. James.
    Toni Morrison, Jose Saramago, Beckett, Joyce all use stream-of-consciousness as a narrative construct in their stories.
    Shaun: Honestly, our entire podcast is pretty much a stream-of-consciousness narrative.  Tomorrow on Carrie’s regular blog, she’ll have some writing tips about using stream of consciousness.
    Dog Tip for Life:
    Live in your moment, go with your river of thought.
    WRITING TIP OF THE POD:
    Don’t let anyone ever tell you that your literary constructs or devices or voice isn’t cool. You do you.
    SHOUT OUT:
    The music we’ve clipped and shortened in this podcast is awesome and is made available through the Creative Commons License. Here’s a link to that and the artist’s website. Who is this artist and what is this song?  It’s “Night Owl” by Broke For Free.
    WHERE IS THE PODCAST?
    It’s right here. 
    Writing News
    Next and Last Time Stoppers Book
    It’s  out! You can order my middle grade fantasy novel Time Stoppers Escape From the Badlands here or anywhere.
    People call it a cross between Harry Potter and Percy Jackson but it’s set in Maine. It’s full of adventure, quirkiness and heart.
    Moe Berg
    The Spy Who Played Baseball is a picture book biography about Moe Berg. And… there’s a movie out now about Moe Berg, a major league baseball player who became a spy. How cool is that?
    It’s awesome and quirky and fun.
    OUR PODCAST – DOGS ARE SMARTER THAN PEOPLE.
    Thanks to all of you who keep listening to our weirdness as we talk about random thoughts, writing advice and life tips. We’re sorry we laugh so much… sort of. Please share it and subscribe if you can. Please rate and like us if you are feeling kind, because it matters somehow. There’s a new episode every Tuesday!
    Writing Coach
    I offer solo writing coach services. For more about my individual coaching, click here.
    I’m WRITING BARN FACULTY AND THERE’S A COURSE YOU CAN TAKE!
    I am super psyched to be teaching the six-month long Write. Submit. Support. class at the Writing Barn!
    Are you looking for a group to support you in your writing process and help set achievable goals? Are you looking for the feedback and connections that could potentially lead you to that book deal you’ve been working towards?
    Our Write. Submit. Support. (WSS) six-month ONLINE course offers structure and support not only to your writing lives and the manuscripts at hand, but also to the roller coaster ride of submissions: whether that be submitting to agents or, if agented, weathering the submissions to editors.
    Past Write. Submit. Support. students have gone on to receive representation from literary agents across the country. View one of our most recent success stories here. 
     
    Apply Now!
     
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  • Steam of Consciousness isn’t a Dirty Word Phrase, People
    Shaun: Two weeks ago we were hanging out at a friend’s house and Carrie met a woman who was talking about writing, and how it helped her through some tough times and how she loved writing, but didn’t think she could ever be one.
    “It’s all stream of consciousness,” she said as if it was a bad thing.
    This of course broke Carrie’s heart.
    Carrie: To be fair, my heart is easily broken. Like last week, when one of our friends said that Shaun is the best part of the podcast because he’s funny and I’m trying to be informative. Heart broken for me. Happy for the Shaun.
    Anyway, since I’m informative, stream of consciousness is a term that William James created a little over a century ago and it means
    “… it is nothing joined; it flows. A ‘river’ or a ‘stream’ is the metaphors by which it is most naturally described. In talking of it hereafter, let’s call it the stream of thought, consciousness, or subjective life.”
    That’s taken from Literary Devices Net, which was quoting Mr. James.
    Toni Morrison, Jose Saramago, Beckett, Joyce all use stream-of-consciousness as a narrative construct in their stories.
    Shaun: Honestly, our entire podcast is pretty much a stream-of-consciousness narrative.  Tomorrow on Carrie’s regular blog, she’ll have some writing tips about using stream of consciousness.
    Dog Tip for Life:
    Live in your moment, go with your river of thought.
    WRITING TIP OF THE POD:
    Don’t let anyone ever tell you that your literary constructs or devices or voice isn’t cool. You do you.
    SHOUT OUT:
    The music we’ve clipped and shortened in this podcast is awesome and is made available through the Creative Commons License. Here’s a link to that and the artist’s website. Who is this artist and what is this song?  It’s “Night Owl” by Broke For Free.
    WHERE IS THE PODCAST?
    It’s right here. 
    Writing News
    Next and Last Time Stoppers Book
    It’s  out! You can order my middle grade fantasy novel Time Stoppers Escape From the Badlands here or anywhere.
    People call it a cross between Harry Potter and Percy Jackson but it’s set in Maine. It’s full of adventure, quirkiness and heart.
    Moe Berg
    The Spy Who Played Baseball is a picture book biography about Moe Berg. And… there’s a movie out now about Moe Berg, a major league baseball player who became a spy. How cool is that?
    It’s awesome and quirky and fun.
    OUR PODCAST – DOGS ARE SMARTER THAN PEOPLE.
    Thanks to all of you who keep listening to our weirdness as we talk about random thoughts, writing advice and life tips. We’re sorry we laugh so much… sort of. Please share it and subscribe if you can. Please rate and like us if you are feeling kind, because it matters somehow. There’s a new episode every Tuesday!
    Writing Coach
    I offer solo writing coach services. For more about my individual coaching, click here.
    I’m WRITING BARN FACULTY AND THERE’S A COURSE YOU CAN TAKE!
    I am super psyched to be teaching the six-month long Write. Submit. Support. class at the Writing Barn!
    Are you looking for a group to support you in your writing process and help set achievable goals? Are you looking for the feedback and connections that could potentially lead you to that book deal you’ve been working towards?
    Our Write. Submit. Support. (WSS) six-month ONLINE course offers structure and support not only to your writing lives and the manuscripts at hand, but also to the roller coaster ride of submissions: whether that be submitting to agents or, if agented, weathering the submissions to editors.
    Past Write. Submit. Support. students have gone on to receive representation from literary agents across the country. View one of our most recent success stories here. 
     
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  • Scary Writing Stories
    All sorts of different things scare different people. We’re breaking from our normal podcast format for Halloween and talking about our scary stories and what makes a story feel scary to us.
    Stephen King said, 
    “I recognize terror as the finest emotion and so I will try to terrorize the reader. But if I find that I cannot terrify, I will try to horrify, and if I find that I cannot horrify, I’ll go for the gross-out. I’m not proud. ”
    And he also said, 
    “The 3 types of terror: The Gross-out: the sight of a severed head tumbling down a flight of stairs, it’s when the lights go out and something green and slimy splatters against your arm.
    The Horror: the unnatural, spiders the size of bears, the dead waking up and walking around, it’s when the lights go out and something with claws grabs you by the arm.
    And the last and worse one: Terror, when you come home and notice everything you own had been taken away and replaced by an exact substitute. It’s when the lights go out and you feel something behind you, you hear it, you feel its breath against your ear, but when you turn around, there’s nothing there…”
    What scares you? Do you agree with King’s hierarchy of fear?
    Dog Tip for Life
    Knowing when to hide is an okay life skill.
    WRITING TIP OF THE POD 
    Go for terror.
    SHOUT OUT
    The music we’ve clipped and shortened in this podcast is awesome and is made available through the Creative Commons License. Here’s a link to that and the artist’s website. Who is this artist and what is this song?  It’s “Night Owl” by Broke For Free.
     
    Writing News
    Next and Last Time Stoppers Book
    It’s  out! You can order my middle grade fantasy novel Time Stoppers Escape From the Badlands here or anywhere.
    People call it a cross between Harry Potter and Percy Jackson but it’s set in Maine. It’s full of adventure, quirkiness and heart.
    Moe Berg
    The Spy Who Played Baseball is a picture book biography about Moe Berg. And… there’s a movie out now about Moe Berg, a major league baseball player who became a spy. How cool is that?
    It’s awesome and quirky and fun.
    OUR PODCAST – DOGS ARE SMARTER THAN PEOPLE.
    Thanks to all of you who keep listening to our weirdness as we talk about random thoughts, writing advice and life tips. We’re sorry we laugh so much… sort of. Please share it and subscribe if you can. Please rate and like us if you are feeling kind, because it matters somehow. There’s a new episode every Tuesday!
    Writing Coach
    I offer solo writing coach services. For more about my individual coaching, click here.
    Ebook on Sale for October! 
    And finally, for the month of July, my book NEEDis on sale in ebook version on Amazon. It’s a cheap way to have an awesome read in a book that’s basically about human-sized pixies trying to start an apocalypse.
    I’m WRITING BARN FACULTY AND THERE’S A COURSE YOU CAN TAKE!
    I am super psyched to be teaching the six-month long Write. Submit. Support. class at the Writing Barn!
    Are you looking for a group to support you in your writing process and help set achievable goals? Are you looking for the feedback and connections that could potentially lead you to that book deal you’ve been working towards?
    Our Write. Submit. Support. (WSS) six-month ONLINE course offers structure and support not only to your writing lives and the manuscripts at hand, but also to the roller coaster ride of submissions: whether that be submitting to agents or, if agented, weathering the submissions to editors.
    Past Write. Submit. Support. students have gone on to receive representation from literary agents across the country. View one of our most recent success stories here. 
     
    Apply Now!
     
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