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It's been six months but friends, the Seattle Mariners will not lose and that required us to appear. Come for a very long discussion on what it's like to be a post-post-post burned out blogger enjoying your very dumb baseball team's success. Stay for BBQ chat and your opportunity to purchase a reasonably priced, custom off-set smoker.
What the Mariners are doing this season is preposterous, only slightly less so than the fact that our community of listeners still somehow exists. We love you and appreciate you more than we can say. Goms.
(Music Credits: Tyler the Creator, Green Lung, Teenage Wrist)
We keep thinking that we're going to stop. There cannot possibly be anything else the Mariners could do to drag our aged behinds into the seat to yak into a mic for, right?
Well, no. Kevin Mather went up like a firework stand in a bone-dry pine forest, the Mariners are (once again) the object of the baseball world's ire and, well, we needed to talk about that.
Stick around for a discussion on what fandom means, if we can still really see ourselves as fans in the traditional sense, what the team does from here, some rudimentary Q&A, and a whole lot more.
This community and your listenership are the only thing that keep us going through all this, so thank you. Feel free to rate us and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. We are grateful for you.
(Music Credits: The Menzingers, Billie Eilish, Green Lung)
The Wheel turns, and another podcast arrives. Nathan, Scott, and David break down the end of the 2020 Mariners season, their 19th consecutive one without a postseason appearance. They also get all hopped up on Jerry Dipoto and Co. saying 2021 is a "playoffs or bust" year, and take a look at what may be necessary to make that a reality (SPOILER: More than relievers).
The second half of the program is devoted to your thoughtful, probing, insightful, and lovely Twitter questions, including lost food items, switching leagues, and taking care of your mental health in the times of COVID.
As always please rate us 5-stars, and feel free to subscribe on iTunes, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Thanks for listening folks!
(Music Credits: OC Supertones, Tyler Childers, Chance the Rapper)
HACHI and/or MACHI the boys are once again, against the advice of medical professionals, financial advisors, and our mothers back in town to record yet another episode on or around the Seattle Mariners baseball squadron.
The first half of our program today sees us in the unfortunate situation of having to say nice things about the Mariners, as ol' Gerard Of Poto went and turned Austin Nola, an injured reliever, and semi-sentient goatee Dan Altavilla into a Top 100 prospect and three other intriguing players! It's possibly Jerry's best move as Mariners GM and so we suck it up, and give it up for the sly devil.
Second half is looking forward, and imagining who and/or what the 2023 Seattle Mariners will need to do in order to build a true contender. Thanks as always for listening. Feel free to rate and review us 5-stars on whatever podcast platform you use!
(Music Credits: The Devil And The Almighty Blues, Willie Nelson, Ways Away)
It's gonna be a hot, hot weekend suckers so sweat it out with your favorite three baseball boys! David, Scott, and Nathan sit down to talk about the first 1/3 of the 2020 season, and the bizarre circumstances surrounding it. The gang also grabs some dig equipment and goes on a perilous quest to find Evan White's wRC+ far, far, underground.
We also do a lot of Saying Nice Things About the Mariners, because growth and change are just another constant in this crazy thing we call life. Your Twitter Q&A runs the streets in this episode, and we are so thankful to all of you for continuing to listen. Please rate, review, and subscribe on iTunes, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Stay cool babies.
(Music credits: Pusha T, Drake)
The 2020 Mariners "season" is poised to launch in Houston. This will be unlike any baseball season any of us has experienced, and in uncertain times we all know there is one thing that can unite us, and it is Taco Bell.
In that spirit of unity the podcast welcomes back our oldest and best-coiffed guest, Mariners play-by-play announcer Aaron Goldsmith. Aaron, Scott, David, and Nathan spend the first half of the show talking baseball in 2020, Felix's departure, the State of the Franchise, Kyle Lewis, Jarred Kelenic and the Hall of Fame, and a whole lot more.
The second half of the show is your Twitter Q&A, from ringing the Bell, trading Aaron for a Broadcaster To Be Named Later, Opening Day beanballs, and whatever other nonsense you gutter-dwelling, terminally-online fiends came up with.
As always subscribe, give us five stars, and thanks for listening.
(Music credits: We Hunt Buffalo, Phoebe Bridgers, Third Eye Blind)
In honor of the impending season and its likely impending cancellation, Scott, Nathan, and David are back to talk about what it all means for YOU, erstwhile Seattle Mariners-aware podcast consumer.
We chat about the pros and cons of a 60-game season, the sadness of MiLB’s cancellation, cognitive dissonance, and why on Earth we’ve decided to start an actual Seattle Mariners blog in the end times.
The episode closes with some Twitter Q&A and a look forward. Don’t forget to subscribe and rate us five stars (please). New episodes every two weeks until the sun actually don’t shine, and the creek actually does rise.
(Music credits: The Offspring, Hum, Kanye West)
Welcome Back! After an on-brand absence David, Scott, & Nathan return for 2020 to preview the season for the Mar………to breakdown March Mad……..to bandwagon an NBA………
Well, y’know y’all. It’s a scary world right now. We recorded this to give ourselves a break from it, and we hope it does that for a few of you. We love you all. Remember to love each other. It’s how we get through this.
(Music credits: Hot Mulligan, Sturgill Simpson)
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