Christmas recaps with inappropriate gifts from a grandma. Stephy explains why she was in a sorority, and both are disgusted by daddy/daughter dates.

Simone is tormented by old, deaf people, elephants and other unusual painters, and the world wanking champion are discussed along with the ladies' first guest.

The ladies talk about Christmas awkwardness, air out some gift ideas, and Simone goes inside the gayest house in Los Angeles.

The ladies debate the moon landing, the bad legacy of Pearl Jam is explored, and an official segment for Mars Hill horrors is unveiled.

Stephy's a hot local single (apparently), twitter lights up humiliating the customer base of Axe body spray, and disability meets drive-thru in Taco Bell News.

On today's show, the list of words banned from Pakistani text messages, the new 'Would You Rather?' segment, and who do atheists thank on Thanksgiving?

Simone goes all the way to Chile to see Faith No More while Stephy stays home to attend a preaching competition.

Loved and loathed accents, Facebook hatin', and Christians scheduling sex and over sharing the details is discussed.

Late night bad news, touching human brains of unknown origins, and Christian love are discussed.

The ladies discuss opening bands, their first experiences with dongs, and drunken internet purchases.