On this episode: The ladies visit The Grapes of Rad podcast and talk about heaven, donuts, do a live Taco Bell taste test, talk about retarded, and a shitload more!

On this episode: Simone sees Pulp Fiction done Shakespearean style, Stephy attends a non-creepy Jesus camp, anxiety woes are shared, and the aftermath of a quadruple bypass burger is discussed.

On this episode: Simone meets the cast of Teen Wolf, Stephy tuggests U2 take a nap, and listener voicemails are fielded.

Simone reports after her cruise to the Bahamas. Jello Biafra was on board along with a lot depressing tourists. Meanwhile, Stephy hung out with a dreamy Irish philosopher as a birthday treat.

On today's show, girls confronting girls is scary, Simone attends a puppy baptism, Stephanie explains worship to a baffled Simone, and a Chicken McNugget diet.

Stephy shares roommate stories, bogus love for stretch marks is analysed, both share their memories of the Footprints poem, all while Simone is on 4 shots of Pimm's.

Mars Hill disciplines dong usage, Henry VIII's fourth wife had body odour, and Miley Cyrus takes a bite out of a big black cock.

Simone's trip to Seattle being thwarted by snow is discussed, along with drive-thru sensuality, celebrity jury duty, a douchelord, and are goatees the new mullet?

Simone suffers for not doing her homework, Stephy uses profanity for speech therapy, and the show's first voicemail is answered.

Double penises and where to put them, buttocks on art, the meanest ever "Would You Rather?", and the space-time continuum are up for grabs.