Stephy vents about her week at Jesus Camp, Simone debunks the revisionist history of 90210, and the Dongtini husbands join them in studio to play a disgusting round of Would You Rather.
The ladies report live from Taco Bell, breavely reviewing the new Cantina Bell menu so you don't have to, Simone reports on the horrors of Family Cloth, and Stephy upsets people by liking rape jokes.
Stephy gets liquored up by fans, if you believed the Back to the Future Day hoax, Dongtini is disappointed in you, and Simone delivers with more peenie and superglue research.
Simone freaks after getting sorted into Hufflepuff, Stephy is shunned by the other moms at her kids' school, and face removal, plus ball hair removal are discussed in separate segments.
On this episode: A listener voicemail challenges Simone's cynicism, Stephy explains why she took credit for something she didn't do, and a true Dongtini is revealed.