Stephy delivers more from the dong doctor, Simone takes the fun out of reading, and Christmas is spent with a new Blu ray player and fearing for one's life respectively.

Stephy offended Mars Hill attendees at the Dave Bazan show, Simone got hacked and probably spammed you, and the ladies are fed up with Facebook's fuckery.

Simone's surprise party dream showed how sneaky her brain is, Stephy's most humiliating email gaffe to date, and the politics of waxing.

On this episode On today's show, Simone shares one of the gayest things she's ever seen, Stephanie details literary birthday party games and momentary partner swapping, and overt sexuality grosses everyone out.

On this episode we answer intelligently perverted voicemails, reward the demented winner with copious flattery, and discuss the spectrum of assholery that plagues both religious and skeptics alike.

Sister-fights that resulted in bloody noses, Simone describes her holy vision of 9-foot dongs chasing her down the street, and Stephy tried to lez with Oprah in Chicago, without success.

It's episode 69, dude! Simone finds Satan hiding at Chik-Fil-A, Stephy teaches her 10 year old about the n-word and periods in one morning, and atheists are misogynist assholes too.

The ladies give an up to the minute election recap through the magic of technology, Simone walks through a cemetery alone and night, while Stephy is listed as part of the Evangelical hate machine!

Stephy has the worst week of her life, Simone is upstaged by a clown, and a bunch of listener follow up happens.

Simone closely observes strippers at a video shoot, Stephy tattled to Rolling Stone about Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Brad Pitt hit rock fucking bottom.