Back from a long break! Stephy reports on Jesus Camp, Simone straightens things out with her undies, and the word cunt is bandied about like nobody's business.

Richard Dawkins,objectively cute babies, Hemlock Grove, disappointment with fudge, and a Dongtini book club proposal.

Simone relays questionable intelligence from the Muslim scientific community and Stephy wants to stay at a monastery.

Simone makes her official birth press release, Stephy reports on porn and pancake church events, and both ladies got down Behind The Candelabra.

Stephy is uncharacteristically startled by an onslaught of dongs, Simone gets sentimental about Muppet Babies, and everyone is emotional about the last episode before Dongtini goes on maternity leave.

Boston bombing hookups and other unpublicized tragedy, dumb pregnancy advice, and more Amazon reviewers rate shit they didn’t use.

Simone is fucking outraged at a swearing guy, Stephanie shares a wealth of info after her documentary overdose, and a Russian takes an ass kicking way too far.

Simone had a baby shower that was actually fun, Stephy is panned by critics/pastors, and Donna Martin had really weird cleavage.

Simone rants about the new novel based on The Bible miniseries, Stephy was really concerned about Amy Grant’s whorish videos, and Simone reads Amazon reviews written by dumb cunts.

Simone reads the recipe for Resurrection Rolls (SPOILER ALERT the tomb is empty) and Stephy thinks Passion Of The Christ is a snuff film.