Dongtini

Mark Driscoll's resignation and how Stephy feels about it, Simone's meditative practices for gratitude, and gay porn just means double the dongs.

Stephanie live tweets a wonderfully terrible Christian movie, Simone writes a complaint letter about ginger ale, and relationships despite differing beliefs are discussed. Also sports!

Things get a little heated when the merits of relaity TV are debated, Stephy is on a roll with Christian blowhards getting taken down, and Simone's mother tries to pronounce Dongtini.

Simone saw the Penis Monologues in Scotland, Stephy's formidable enemy Mark Driscoll is finally circling the drain, and an unsolicited dick pic involving a bookmark was discussed.

Stephy went to Jesus Camp, Simone went to Buddhist meditation, and both agree they're not as gross as guys.

Simone visits Stephy in Seattle where thy smoke e-cigs and talk about Nirvana. Also, asexuals are discussed along with a failed rubber ducky and its painful Amazon reviews

Daddy-daughter dates creep people out, Stephy watches her Hank Hill brother in law find common ground with a Chilean, and Simone willingly gets trapped in a room with a zombie.

Simone fanagles her way in with Olivia Newton-John, mass shootings suck, apologising too much, and medical information from dodgy websites.

Stephy discovers the mystery ingredients in Taco Bell's meat, Simone sings a creepy children's song about a log, and we discuss things we’ve changed our minds on (dongs were not on the list).

Simone was forced to ride in a stretch Hummer, Stephy is terrified her boss will find pics of hot dogs on her hard drive, and we marvel at the Wu-Tang wiener saga.