Dongtini

Simone gets her magician certification, Stephanie gushes about an Ethan Hawke movie, but not Ethan Hawke, and everyone is still worried about Richard Simmons.

Seasonal depression, social anxiety disorder, The Beaver Triology, and Dongs In The News™!

Kitten ownership, the Give Me Sex Jesus documentary, and Simone's blossoming magic career.

We talk mental health, Bono's assholery, and Dongs In The News™.

Ant-Man red carpet, emoji crimes, and Bernie Sanders is our boyfriend.

Simone's magic getaway, Stephy gets on Kelly Oxford's bad side, and Meatless Mondays.

Stephanie received a disgusting gift, Simone debuts a disgusting combination of words, and you should never google “squirt.”

The fall of the Duggars makes for 21 dongs and counting, the word “squirt” is gross but pretentious chocolate is delicious, and Stephy commiserates with Simone about memory hoarding.

Simone attends a special Mad Men finale event and gets a jarring breakfast, Stephy is better equipped to catch manipulation and delivers an exceptional dong in the news on a silver platter.

Simone had an emergency consult with the dong doctor, Stephy has glory hole information from a reputable source, and Simone was in a jury pool with a celebrity juror.