Q's not happy. Donna's taken his phone away, for recruiting trolls to train, from his tent. He's been demoted, too,  just as things were looking up, and the book business was about to boom! Somehow, I don't think Q would ever get work as an Audio Book reader, either. He can barely read!

This episode is also available as a blog post: https://theqaffaire.wordpress.com/2021/05/24/the-q-affaire-risky-business/

Mme. Sossostrous popped up at Donna's place again, for another Order Of The Heart Cult meeting. She's not having great success with either her cult recruitment drive, or in getting silver to cross her palm. Luckily, Q is on hand to shill for her. Donna's somewhere in the background, a little put out about the broken window. All will become clear in this meeting, along with Mr. Yeats and Georgie's Theosophical and literary secrets, in the jam packed with Kookistani flavored pearls of wisdom sandwich, AKA Episode 5.

This episode is also available as a blog post: https://theqaffaire.wordpress.com/2021/05/02/down-the-amazon-with-donna/

Donna Emerald's romantic comedy thriller, "The Q Affaire" is available now on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Q-Affaire-Donna-Emerald-ebook/dp/B093X115MR/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=The+Q+Affaire&qid=1619955808&s=books&sr=1-1

If you can't understand some of Q's secret coded lingo, don't worry. It's inside comms, meant for trained ears, apparently.

With Donna's blockbuster thriller set in the swamp of YouTube due to hit the Amazon shelves on May 1st, we look back on an excerpt from a book interview she did, on Professor Metadata's show, which gives some clues about the puzzle the book sets out to solve. 

We last met Mme. S at the Poxley-Warner's cottage, when she swept in to perform a seance. Since then, she's hung around Donna Emerald's channel, luckily for us, as our cult leader is a fount of wisdom. Luckily, she's prepared to share some of the  Hermetic wisdom she's acquired from her years of training in ancient Kookistani methods with new initiates in her secret cult, "The Order of The Heart".  

Mme. Sosostrus is a divinely preposterous medium, and the Poxley-Warners decided one dull evening to have her round to banish a ghost. Whether they ever had one in residence in their little cottage is beside the point. Mrs. Poxley-Warner was rather fed up of listening to the baby cry, and needed a bit of a laugh, and some inspiration for her new novel. As it turned out, it was very difficult not to laugh, as Mme. Sosostrus swept in off the local holy mountain on Alice, her companion bicycle, as soon as she received the message by carrier pigeon, to assist the couple with ejecting the spectral pest. It seems her esoteric training involved some pretty odd Kookistani tricks with ectoplasm, eurothmetic gyrations, and a firm hand  with hobnail booted ghosts, and Scottish child homonculi alike. Oh yes, she came fully equipped for what turned out to be an ectoplasmagoric evening, and she threw herself into the whole seance thing in full Kookistani style. Did the ghost take fright, and take flight? Listen in, and find out. Maybe we'll even discover why he was there, to start with. A comedic one-female mystic play.