Dear Humans,

On today's episode of The God Show, Jesus and I discuss:

• Donold melts down over the coming snow storm and blames 'global warming and calls you an environmental insurrectionist

• The White House put out a fake AI photo of a defiant activist being arrested arrested to make her look terrified and crying

• God and Jesus review pictures of beefcake Jesus and discuss their workout routines / goals

• God and Jesus desperately hunt for comedy and hope in the desolate month of January

• And so much more!

Let it in. Let this moment of truth give you hope.

Speak! Share! Laugh! Seize the day! Mock the fascists!

God

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• "Hope, you give me hope and it's a rare commodity now. Thank you!" — HP

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