Don't Be A Ding Dong

Andy nearly starts a housefire. The gang dives into a brand-new game, “Name the TV Censor Line?”, where they try to guess what famous movie quotes got turned into on basic cable. Post-launch reflections, the first-ever in-person Ding-Dong meetup and a deep dive into the mysterious world of horseshoes, pony shoes, and the fine art of melted cheese.

00:00 - Intro

00:30 - Andy's Bright Idea

04:11 - Feeback on our first episodes

07:27 - Can You Name The TV Censored Line?

30:54 - Innagural meeting of the Ding Dong Horshoe Crew

40:17 - The Worst Flinstones Appliances

43:14 - Sneezing On Command

The boys are back for another week of dinging and donging! Ryan digs up a childhood crayon-related trauma before diving into a full recap of Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser, the inexplicable animated ending of Two and a Half Men, and a surprise visit from Dr. Andy.

00:00 - Intro

01:29 - Liquified Crayons

06:12 - VeggieTales certified classics

10:06 - Catching up on Joe Dirt 2

38:51 - Chuck Lorre

46:00 - Dr. Andy's Diagnosis

It's game time on The Ding-Dong Show! Quinton brings A Tube Dog update before Ryan invents everyone's new favorite gameshow, "Sports Team or Drug Task Force", ending with Andy dropping a Christian media alternative bomb on us!00:00 - Intro

02:30 - Episode 2 homework

05:03 - The next chapter in hot dog technology

18:17 - reinventing flip flops

19:01 - Task force or local sports team?

43:30 - Redemption cards

47:25 - Larry the Cable Guy makes a lot of food

The Wiener Boys are back with video rental and Red light running life hacks that are completely true and helpful to you in the year 2025. But wait, there's more! Frosted Flakes have a dirty secret, and we expose it, followed by an update on the world-changing "Pocket Dog"

00:00 - Intro

00:40 - New locations & red light tickets

02:50 - rental swap

05:43 - ID photos

10:00 - Frosted Flakes (of corn)

12:10 - Getting a barbing

16:50 - Movie critics

18:09 - Everything pizza

21:52 - Coring a hot dog bun

26:47 - Turkey stabbing device

36:35 - Getting a cigarette car upgrade

39:50 - Mark McGrath and Frankie Valli

48:05 - NYC retraction

In Don't Be A Ding Dong's official first episode, Ryan, Andy, and Quinton talk about everything from the trauma of New York City food poisoning to the perfect hot dog bun, the mysteries of mana, "brown smells", and rap rock gods Sugar Ray.

00:00 - Intro

01:20 - Mints & brown smells

05:58 - Beaten up by NYC

12:18 - Trucker callsigns

15:59 - Hot dog innovation

27:18 - Where we’re at with Rap Rock

31:07 - What are the sinuses?

35:21 - Mana from Heaven

41:00 - Scooby Doo meets Shrek

45:08 - Becoming snakes

The Ding Dong Show returns with Quinton, Andy, and Ryan diving into bizarre door-to-door sales schemes, UFO sightings in Illinois, the origins of “the buck stops here,” fruit snack philosophy, prank calls, cottage cheese, and even a close encounter with a cow in the dark.

The Ding Dong Boys swap stories about sketchy first cars, and play another round of Andy's mystery burned CD game, leading to debates of Tom DeLonge’s greatness before things spiral down the UFO rabbit hole.

A nacho PowerPoint derails into talk of hamburger go-gurts, the eternal meatloaf sandwich wisdom of a Reddit user named stupid butt, and a history lesson on how Jack was conceived.

00:00 I'm Andy!

14:00 Poor People Nachos

31:10 How Jack Was Conceived

33:50 CDs of Old