The Ding Dong Show returns with Quinton, Andy, and Ryan diving into bizarre door-to-door sales schemes, UFO sightings in Illinois, the origins of “the buck stops here,” fruit snack philosophy, prank calls, cottage cheese, and even a close encounter with a cow in the dark.

The Ding Dong Boys swap stories about sketchy first cars, and play another round of Andy's mystery burned CD game, leading to debates of Tom DeLonge’s greatness before things spiral down the UFO rabbit hole.

A nacho PowerPoint derails into talk of hamburger go-gurts, the eternal meatloaf sandwich wisdom of a Reddit user named stupid butt, and a history lesson on how Jack was conceived.

00:00 I'm Andy!

14:00 Poor People Nachos

31:10 How Jack Was Conceived

33:50 CDs of Old