Don't Blame Me!

By Meghan Rienks and Melisa D. Monts

Don’t Blame Me is the weekly advice and pop culture podcast hosted by Meghan Rienks and Melisa D. Monts. Each episode, the duo dishes out candid, unfiltered advice on everything from relationships and... more

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May 04, 2026 I Hate My Friends
This week on Don't Blame Me, Meghan and Melisa get an update about the Coke-zilla, and also give advice to a high school senior who has grown apart from their friend.

In other news, Meghan burned her hand, Melisa is going to a celebrity hairstylist, they discuss the Summer House leak and Melisa might have convinced Meghan to start watching Grey's Anatomy.

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April 27, 2026 Sacrificing Your Livelihood For a Man
Welcome to the most nasal episode yet! Meghan and Melisa's health is deteriorating.

They have an update from the December 18, 2023 episode where a listener's dog was ruining their life. It gets much worse, but then it gets a lot better. They then give advice to someone who wants to move in with their boyfriend and his sister, while still going to college.

The duo also discusses The Real Housewives of Rhode Island, and an update of the Disney Cruise wedding, Secret Life of Mormon Wives Orange County, People who can't distinguish between reality and fiction, and what they're watching on TV.

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1h 2min
April 20, 2026 Playing With Toys
This week on Don't Blame Me, Meghan and Melisa give advice on rekindling a friendship with someone who cut off another friend, and introducing toys in the bedroom with your boyfriend.

They also discuss Melisa's trip to Arkansas, Meghan's busy social calendar, Disney Cruise weddings, WNBA Draft, and Fuck Usher.

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1h 6min
April 13, 2026 Flew Out For Friend's Bridal Fitting
In this episode, Meghan and Melisa give advice having hard conversations in friendships.

They also discuss going to space camp, eyesight, Jeopardy!, Easter plans, Juggalos, Bridgerton (per usual), and Elena Taber drama.

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1h 7min
April 06, 2026 How to Propose
This Week Meghan and Melisa are giving a long time listener advice on proposing!

They also discuss:
- Project Hail Mary
- The curvature of Tahj Mowry's Back
- Chili from TLC
- Summer House Drama
- Olandria's Sports Illustrated Spread

*PS: Melisa knows she combined Girlfriend's and The Game history, but if you really think about it, it's all the same.

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1h 7min
March 30, 2026 Vegas Trip
This week they're giving advice on:
- Taking a spontaneous trip to Las Vegas
- Update: Dumping your boyfriend

They also discuss:
- Meghan is coming around to liking Melissa's favorite male singer
- Melisa got a promotion
- Attending slingshot baseball
- Worst pickup line ever
- Franchaela is coming

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1h 6min
March 23, 2026 Sibling Reconciliation
On this week's Don't Blame Me, Meghan and Melisa have a live update from someone who desperately wants to reconcile with their sister.

They also discuss Sinners' Oscar Wins, Melisa's drama around her high tea experience, Meghan's friends hanging out with Nick from Love Island, and having no idea who he was, why Alice Cullen didn't stop 9/11, where did Pedro's mustache go, and Meghan's amazing trip to the train museum.

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1h 25min
March 16, 2026 My Friend is Always the Drama
This week, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice on a friend who is constantly not learning from their mistakes and getting an update from the writer whose friend wanted to do coke at their wedding.

They also discuss why so many white men have the same name, the unexpected visitor Melisa had, Meghan waking up screaming, terrible dreams, and how they're Ryan Michelle Bathe's #1 and #2 fans.

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1h 14min
March 09, 2026 The Bride Wants to Play In *Snow* at Her Wedding
On this episode, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice on:

- Being a bridesmaid to an out-of-control bride
- Dealing with a rough 2026

They also discuss:
- Nightmares
- Selena Gomez and her husband
- @leveluponepercent The Muslim Matchmaker on TikTok
- Jim Carrey is a clone?
- Hillary Rodham Clinton 💙

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1h 26min
March 02, 2026 Cousin In A Cult
This week Meghan and Melisa give advice on:

- Reconnecting after a fight with a friend
- Cousin being in a cult

And also discuss:
- Incredible TV: Ponies, Paradise, The 'Burbs
- That lady that but her draws in a hotel coffee pot
- Monon from Katseye
- Alysa Lui's win
- Megan Thee Stallion is EVERYWHERE

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1h 4min

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