No intro segment for this episode, we start already warmed up to cover the first 10 chapters of the Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch. Dan spends a while raving about how good this book is and Luke calls out the Grey King for cheating. If you’re worried that the first half is too serious, don’t worry we get real deep into the unimportant details towards the end.

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Tune in to this episode to hear Dan’s very controversial opinions on lobotomy, but first listen to Luke give some advice on healthy living. Oh and in case you’re not sure what the final conflict will be we’ve got you covered with some pretty solid predictions.

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Remember The Colony show from 2009? Well Dan does…Ya boys develop a theory live in episode. We also get into some dubious astrophysics, but who’s going to call us out for it? Seriously someone should probably get @ us (@DCitaBC). Special thanks to VOLO for the intro/outro music.

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No warm-up this time, just those clean, 100% pure, pristine book nuggets. Speaking of dank nugs, this week we once again return to talking about space dogs smoking that sticky icky. Dan posts up a couple of deep three pointer theories and for no reason whatsoever Luke brings Cuba into this mess.

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Luke and Dan rile each other up over audiobooks, then start the first episode on the Fire Upon the Deep by Vernor Vinge. Both of us spend a good amount of time discussing the intricacies of the dog pack society of the Tines (dog packs using bows and arrows, whaaat?), then get really excited about a character’s name.

It’s Pham… his name is Pham.

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Your two favorite podcast hosts finally make their pitch to transition to Hollywood with the new Eragon Trailer. Dan is crowned the king of theories, and Luke give Lollys some (completely justified) sympathy. Also Daenerys did it again. Again. Trust me we don’t want to keep talking about this, but Daenerys did it again.

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The trailer can be seen on Youtube: https://youtu.be/V1TFrmJDjvo

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As promised we start this episode by nailing down the trailer for our new Eragon movie before talking about A Clash of Kings by George R. R. Martin. Dan shows off his negotiating skills and Luke roasts Jon Snow’s package opening skills.

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In this episode we spend the first 10 minutes brainstorming about the plotline for our Eragon movie, then discuss A Clash of Kings by George R. R. Martin. Luke laments the winter preparations being made in Westeros and Dan makes a theory about Craster’s wives.

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Before talking about A Clash of Kings by George R. R. Martin we talk about the new Eragon book and pitch our idea for a new movie. Luke points out the overwhelming evidence for #FlatWesteros and Dan tries to convince Luke of his most recent theory.

We will be taking a week off for the holidays, look for our next episode to be in two weeks.

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Luke and Dan take a one-episode hiatus from books, and take a stab at discussing other media. Luke gives his thoughts on the new Fantastic Beasts movie, and Dan talks about fantasy TV shows. Worried our style won’t work on anything but books? That’s probably fair.

Have something you want us to talk about? Tweet us @DCitaBC

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