Don't Crack Podcast

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! Monkey’s Paw, for those who don’t know, It’s like a genie but with a catch. So, it’s the perfect topic. You will notice we are missing a third of our podcast. I won’t tell you who it is, and if it’s a permanent change. I am working on my teasing. How did I do?

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! We went house shopping! Not really, it’s more of a seller’s market at the moment. So we decided to choose what house from a movie we would like to live in. It’s much cheaper to fantasize, and you don’t have to mow the grass. That’s a real plus for me.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! That’s right, an actual podcast promoter took the time to chat with me. Ok, he didn’t really know that I was recording until about halfway through. Do I feel bad about not telling him? Hmm… Does a bear feel bad about eating a salmon? You have your answer.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! I really wanted to put my opinion of this movie in the description here, but I will control myself. I wouldn’t want to rob you of the pleasure of hearing it. I know, I know, I’m too kind.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! Nothing like Ryan switching it up on us from flat earth theory to conspiracies in the first part of the episode. I would like it on the record I was completely prepared for flat earth theory, because I am a flat earther. Not! I am never prepared tehehe…

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! If we didn’t already know enough about each other, well now we know it all. Ok, that is an over exaggeration, but what else do you want from me? You expect me to come up with witty descriptions every day… dance puppet, dance. Sorry, I blacked out there, you know what to do, listen to the episode.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! This episode is kind of like a less fun “With A Catch“ episode because Ryan put a restriction on it… You’re cursed, and the crazy person sitting next to you gets to pick how the curse is broken. There are no winners in this game… It’s the last time I let Ryan make the rules.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! If you’re looking for a good laugh, then look no further. We had a great time with Justin & Alan. It’s not too often that Dracula toe sucking and kangaroo drive bys come up in the same conversation. Take a listen, and don’t forget to click all the things!

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Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! Man, I am glad I Googled this movie to double check how to spell “Henry”. I was about to put “Hardcore Henrey” and who knows what might have popped up. It’s funny how one letter makes all the difference. Like sass, take out a “s” and you are left with sas. That’s not even a word.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! I know what you’re thinking, and no, CRISPR has nothing to do with chicken. Ryan got my hopes up too, but hopefully some genetic modification makes up for it. Intrigued? Good, my job here is done.