Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! We did Superman, it’s only logical we have some fun with Batman. If you could have one item on Batman’s utility belt, why would you pick anything but the rebreather? It pretty much makes you a fish. The defense rests. I win, as long as there isn’t spit in it. Oops, spoiler… I’ve said too much.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! Have you ever wanted to be half animal? Well you’re not the only one. Ok, let’s dismiss with the pleasantries. Ryan and Micah are back at it again. I can’t even with them this episode. I try to find a wholesome with a catch and they find a way to make me blush. I would just like to apologize upfront.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! *Disclaimer* If the audio sounds like it fluctuates during the episode you’re just hearing things… or maybe there was interference from the government because they have it out for our guest. Special thanks to A Podcast About Something for putting up with us for almost a hour. On the plus side there was two rounds of “With A Catch”.

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Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! O, you came back? Thank you. That last episode was interesting to say the least. We will try to keep it tame this time with a review of the movie Father of The Year. Look at me trying to use proper grammar.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! I just want to apologize ahead of time. If you were on the fence about not listening to us anymore this just might put you over the edge. I do my best to keep Micah and Ryan on topic and in line, but I am only one man… You have been warned. Listen at your own risk. They were extra offensive this episode.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! You asked for it, and we delivered. Take a listen to these clips from our top 10 episodes to date. Plus, a little extra clip at the end. I don’t want to spoil it, so I’ll just say… SNAKE HANDS!!

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! That’s right, two episodes in one. Really, they are mini episodes. I am like Xerxes, because I am a generous “god-king”. I bestow upon you the original “With A Catch”, a story about Ryan pooing himself, and a naked guy walking down the highway. You don’t have to bow, but I’d be ok with it if you did. You’re welcome internet.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! Like J.T. brought back sexy, we have a few things we want to bring back. I guess we need to start a few GoFundMe accounts. Not for Micah’s though, I am pretty sure it is against the Geneva Convention.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! I guess this is the part where we try to pretend like we know what we are talking about. If you’re looking for an in-depth cinematic break down of Ant-Man and the Wasp, then move on. If you want to hear 3 people B.S. their way through who knows what for 25 minutes, then you’re in the right place.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! We need more National Holidays because I want more paid days off. I want more paid days off for everyone. You didn’t let me finish… Let’s start with May the fourth be with you. I want to meet the person that thought of that and give them a big, fat, wet kiss on the mouth. Genius.