Don't Crack Podcast

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! Ever wish you had a specific talent? Well, we are no different. Ours just might not be “conventional”. Let’s just say, Ryan’s talent should have been how to count the syllables in words like, O, I don’t know, onomatopoeia. We all got it wrong. Oops.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! So… I might have accidently hired a viewbotter. Look, in my defense I thought it was a scam. Listen as we bring to life the conversation with this so called “podcast promoter”. Please don’t unfollow. I’ll give the downloads back… when I am done with them…

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! That’s right, we have The Cult Leader himself. It’s not everyday you get to talk to someone and learn at the same time. Wait, that’s what school is technically. That means The Cult Leader took us to school, and we liked it.

 

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Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! What’s that? A movie review? Listen as three simpletons tell you why they did or didn’t like Avengers: Infinity War. Who knows, maybe it will save you a few bucks and stop you from wasting three hours of your time. That’s what we are here for *winky face*

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! We all got robots! Well, kind of, but not really. Shut up and quit breaking my biscuits, ok? I’m sorry, it’s a sad day when for the first time Micah ruins my robot with a horrible catch. Ryan is a cheater btw. I can’t trust him anymore.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! Have you ever had a dream? What about a job? Now put those together and that’s what we are talking about in this episode. Of course, Ryan and Micah are not prepared. It’s all up to Joel to save the day. When will those two hooligans ever learn?

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! Buyers remorse, or remorse buys if you are Jon. Take a listen to the things we regret. Like Ryan regretting not knowing what “youth” meant. Don’t worry, we were extremely sensitive to his feelings. We didn’t make fun of him at all, and we even helped him figure out what it meant. One of those statements is true. I’ll let you find out which one it is…

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! It’s not what you think... We did not make a list of buckets that we would like to own. Although, I could talk for hours about all my favorite types of buckets. This episode we discuss two things we would like to do before, you know, we kick the bucket. Boom! Bucket pun baby! I know, I am so original.

P.S. Ryan and Jon are horrible people. Listen to find out why.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! You wanted it, so you got it… Story Time Part 2! Ok, no one asked for it, but it seemed to be fairly popular so why not give it another go. On this episode, special guest Jon get burned pretty good by the master himself, Joel. That’s all I got, ta ta for now.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! I got scammed!!! Not really, but they sure tried. Listen as we bring to life the conversation between Joel and a scammer. I believe in giving credit where credit is due… Ryan sure can sound like a woman if he needs to. I see voice acting in his future. Cy@!