Don't Expect Anything

Deck the halls with workplace abuse

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‘Tis the season to break a federal crime

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Jeremy cons his way into Santa’s workshop

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He meets some cooky immortal beings

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It’s the 2019 DEA Podcast Christmas Special! What are you waiting for? Metaphorically unwrap this gift by physically clicking play to hear all the yuletide family-friendly fun!

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I hope you’ve got a sweet tooth because this week we dive headfirst into the Candy Canyon™. There’s a bit of a warm-up of course, where we meet the ‘doctor’ from Long Beach; Medical Dude. As if he wasn’t weird enough we are also joined by a midwife for fruit birth, which leads into a discussion about weird fruit and vegetable combinations. A topic is finally pulled and it regards mortality. Naturally this leads into some hypothesising about corpse pranks, wakeboarding, catholic ceremonies and bicycle kicks. With that out of the way, the Talkie Boys pitch their own dessert products in a weird ‘name-first-ingredients-second’ format before taking the magic of Wonka confectionaries and applying it in their own ways. Doopity-don’t miss this one!

Once again Jeremy’s hosting duties are under attack but this time by his past self as the Talkie Boys try and come up with a new tagline and introduction for the podcast (95 episodes in.) They also discuss pee etiquette and how popular they could get in high school with the knowledge they possess now.

You know, just a normal thirty minute conversation.

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Huw: @huwperfluous

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There comes a time when content creators realise they are out of that precious supply and must create something beautiful in a time crunch. When this happens on the DEA Podcast, you get NIGHTS VI! Jeremy and Huw discuss a mysterious garage party, visit a store that sells chickens and petards (separately), explore an adoration for wind socks and reach through the veil of the multiverse to witness the first meeting between J-Dog and Rodger.

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The episode begins with the usual pleasantries which turn into a bit of a grilling of Huw over his broken Croc problem. It’s not long until he hastily foists his self-indulgent ‘Joke Corner’ upon the podcast in an attempt to make his co-hosts like him. Between high-flying humour, the boys address a challenge which is drawn from the ‘jar’ and immediately put back before turning their attention to animals and, once again, WWE wrestling. Seriously it comes up a lot for three people who aren’t really the biggest fans. There’s a brief hypothetical featuring an appearance from King Arthur before the final round of jokes brings the house down. Way down.

This one is a little weird to be honest. It starts in a deep well of sadness as Jeremy breaks some terrible news, before a topic is pulled from the ‘jar.’ It concerns awkward and uncomfortable situations but morphs into a conversation about train behaviour and optimal seating selection. Jeremy pushes the conversation further from the point with some weird hypotheticals. We arrive at The Snail Conundrum which is posed to Josh, but even that is hijacked and turned into a weird improv scene involving Elon Musk and some questionable hold music. Also there are robots!

Time is a fickle mistress. One day you are just a babe, crying out for love and food and then you blink and 24 years have passed you by and suddenly you’re on a podcast celebrating with two Talkie Boys.

This week, Huw turns 24 (well he did when this episode was recorded) and Jeremy continues a birthday tradition by reading him his birthday scroll.

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In a welcome break from the usual format, Jeremy has invited friends of the podcast/real life Jemma, Keegan and Liv to sit down for a nice chat. All the normal things are discussed like various milking methods and mid-90s songs in which you have to dance the same as everyone else. They then touch on why it is so important to remember to chuck up the ‘qua before mourning the loss of Keegan’s fake fruit wife.

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Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

Keegan: @kega_saur

Jemma: @jemma_veronica

Liv: @livlikesmovies

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This week on THE BONE ZONE: I, Dr. Zola, and my trusted friend and co-worker here at Belck Hospital are talking about quick and easy limb removals. One of our guests this week is Djosh Peterson from the Don’t Expect Anything Podcast, who stops by to pick up his friend Jeremy’s old chopped off leg from last Halloween. He gets more than he bargained for when we place him in a sensual man-on-crustacean fantasy drug-trip. Our colleague The Recapitator also stops by to help us perform a very invasive surgery and completely change her voice with every passing sentence. Also, our old friend the Cum Pirate pops in.

Happy All Hallows Eve, booooooooyyyyyyssss…

Thank you to Deacon (@jellebones) for the theme song remix!

Cum Pirate farewell music:

Great Open Sea - Wellington Sea Shanty Society

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Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIlEVJAU7gIirt6xgaG3g4g

It’s a classic foursome this week as fan favourite Liv Staffieri graces the podcast with her presence. Amidst discussion of the most satisfying things life has to offer, she describes her recent encounter with a woman’s butthole during a life drawing class. Huw is also singled out in this episode, not once but twice, when he is forced into listing his top five emotions and, later on, is roundly shamed for his video game addiction. A sprinkling of light argument and general lewd humour make for a classic episode!

These Talkie Boys are grossly desperate for admiration and acknowledgement so if you would like to help these sad, sad boys out, you can find them here:

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Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/

Liv: @livlikesmovies

Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels

Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIlEVJAU7gIirt6xgaG3g4g