This week the Boiyz are short-staffed at the podcast office so they make do with what they have; two useless interns. Jeremy and Huw discuss topical news, student debt, various types of straws and the honourable duty of guarding something.

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Liv’s back from Europe and Jeremy and Keegan have no geography confidence. THEN, runny poos while passing out, diarrhoea in the shower room and being up to your ankles in liquid shit on the high seas. THEN, clarifying the UK, what is in a Full English and Jeremy’s Condiment Challenge!

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Jeremy heard that Huw had (on his own time) watched episodes VII and VIII of Star Wars and thus a very controversial instalment of The Watchie Boiyz arises. The Skywalker Saga concluded 42 years after it began as a single movie and blossomed into a hodge-podge of lasers and spaceships. This movie sucks and the Boiyz hate it. That’s the episode basically.

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Huw, Josh and Jeremy begin this week by discussing bending the elements, ala The Last Airbender. Josh wants to bend farts while Huw mixes fire and earth to make metal. Then Jeremy tells a mildly shameful story from his naughty youth and Huw visits YellowTube.

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Love is in the air for this derrière because this bass got the ass... The rhyme plays a lot better when spoken but good news, This whole episode is spoken! That's right the Squiggly Wiggly Boiyz get together to help a lost fish find love. I'm being told now 'Fish' is not the correct term and is down right offensive to the Reverse Mermaid community... which there is only one member.

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Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

Are we over the apocalyptic hump? Would any of the Talkie Boiyz be successful on the Bachelorette? Is every fairy tail protagonist a chump? Would you wear glass clothing? Huw, Josh and Jeremy fail at finding competitive love but they are successful at eating the correct porridge, being giant lawyers and rocking glass outfits.

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Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

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Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

This week the Boiyz talk to a very special doctor about some unique surgeries no other doctor would ever perform. Is this doctor skilled enough to carry out the procedures? probably not, but he's the only one who would give it a crack. We also talk about head lumps and prunes so you know it's a good one!

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Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

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Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

Forsooth, upon this weeketh's episode yonder trio of mighty heroes undertaketh a quest most perilous; a jaunt with the cards! Thou shalt be most captivated and bewitched-eth herein by these tales three. Enjoyeth!

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Huw: @huwperfluous

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Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

This week Jeremy interviews the only possible guest for such a salaciously numbered episode; Gerald the Sex Therapist. Jeremy's well-prepared questions lead to discussions of knob exploration, lewd activities in the attic of Harrod's London, the Karen Twist, and putting a rink on lay-by.

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Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels

Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

Liv: @livlikesmovies

Keegan: @kega_saur, @yogi_boi

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While doing their sound check, Hogwarts Legacy is brought up again and suddenly it’s a video game podcast! Jeremy vicariously lives through Keegan as he tours the hidden secrets of a fantasy castle in a children’s book written by a TERF. Josh and Keegan discuss the little details that make video games a fantastic story-telling medium before Jeremy boggs down the conversation with all things Harry Potter.

Then, Greg Bundlesnatch-Grundlesnatch is revealed to change Hogwarts forever.

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Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels

Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

Liv: @livlikesmovies

Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi