Don't Expect Anything

It's the thrilling conclusion to everyone's favourite fruit-and-vegetable-based adventure! How will the list shape up? Who will throw a tantrum because their favourite fruit falls short of greatness? Find out right now!

To conclude their second Watchie Boiyz series, Keegan and Jeremy took to the theatre with many friends of the pod to experience the latest Ethan Hunt adventure.

Recorded and edited on the day of its release, the Watchie Boiyz get giddy as they experience a movie for the first time together. With guests galore, the group of over-excitable movie lovers all discuss and dissect the many crazy things found in the 164 minutes of spy action. From goofy A.I., close up magic, having to get the key, franchise fatigue, more than one female character, doing stunts for real and TRAINS!

Will guests Liv, Huw, Laura and Hayley be inducted into the IMF? How will Keegan rank the films of the franchise? Is Jeremy just an angry rogue A.I.?

Only one way to find out...

What do most podcasts do when they near the end of their run? Why, they rank fruit and vegetables, my dear.

This week, the Talkie Boiyz are pitting fresh produce against one another in bouts of fierce verbal combat, including many apple debates, the fruit that made Josh a man, Huw’s anti-stone fruit stance and Jeremy’s choice for funniest fruit.

With a tiered ranking system ranging from Ambrosial to Forgettable, somehow they will get into many arguments over hot button produce such as broccoli, brussels sprouts and melon.

Fasten your seatbelts dear listener.

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This week’s bonus episode has Jeremy and Keegan inviting long time sister Laura Costa to chat about the sixth instalment of Tom Cruise running and doing spy things.

With Christopher McQuarrie breaking franchise tradition to return to helm this movie, “bigger and better” was the assignment and boy howdy did they deliver. Crazy Cruise and company deliver HALO jumps, helmetless motorcycle chases, falling off helicopters and cliff battles in what has become an action movie classic.

The Boiyz question why the movie is called Fallout, marvel at the myriad of dangerous stunts and discuss Henry Cavill reloading his arms and his evil million dollar moustache.

Will Laura be able to get over the goofy elements of a Tom Cruise action film? Will Keegan be able to comprehend the plot of this film? Will the Watchie Boiyz be able to deploy their parachutes just in time?

Only one way to find out...

Technical difficulties for Jeremy turn him into an agent of chaos while Josh does a Master Splinter and is cricket the most recent sport Keegan has played? Then, during a trip down video game memory lane, Jeremy is struck by creative genius and desperately tries to make an animated movie classic. Also, what would your Djinn lamp interior look like?

These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here:

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Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels

Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

Liv: @livlikesmovies

Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

B-B-B-B-Bonus episode time once again as Keegan and Jeremy take a deep dive into the fifth instalment of the spy franchise that has aged like a fine wine.

Director Christopher McQuarrie steps out from the writers room to helm this action blockbuster, delivering an underwater heist, motorcycle chases and Tom Cruise hanging off a plane. As Jeremy tries to temper expectations after over-hyping the previous movie, Keegan raves about Simon Pegg’s acting, Tom Cruise running and somehow still being surprised by masks.

Is Keegan suffering from franchise fatigue? Will Jeremy slowly morph into Solomon Lane over the course of the episode?

Can the Watchie Boiyz hold their breath for more than three minutes?

Only one way to find out...

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For this week’s bonus episode, the Watchie Boiyz welcome Liv to the team to talk about her love of Mission: Impossible and her history with inferior, sub-par action films. Before they INITIATE GHOST PROTOCOL, Keegan tells his much hyped story from his lil’ teenage ruffian years and Jeremy cannot, in the slightest, contain himself as the pod gears up to watch one of his favourite movies of all time.

With director Brad Bird fresh off Ratatouille, he brought his animation eye-for-detail and delivered a genre-defining action/adventure extravaganza.

The Watchie Boiyz discuss retconning Ethan Hunt’s marriage, blowing up the Kremlin and of course spend a large chunk of time explaining the many ways Tom Cruise is a crazy person for dangling out of the tallest building in the world for our amusement.

Will Keegan finally get his launch codes? Has Jeremy overhyped this movie way too much? Will the Watchie Boiyz be able to climb the Burj-Khalifa with only one sticky glove?

Only one way to find out...

In the final Keegan Month episode to ever grace your ear holes we get jiggy with it! A musical game for the ages and probably the best Keegan Month episode ever recorded! If that don’t get you hyped I don’t know what will. Keegan shows off some lyrics written in his youth for the Boiyz to judge and then we get into it! Some call it the best segment on a podcast, others call it an absurd amount of time spent making a game that amounts to nothing. Either way, it is none other than a perfect way to round off a perfect mini series.

These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here:

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Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/

Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels

Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

Liv: @livlikesmovies

Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

For a lil’ B-B-B-B-Bonus episode, Keegan hosts Jeremy in a bro-down to clear the air. After a few false starts, the Boiyz get to some talkie points, discussing the appropriate time for a low blow, Jeremy’s weird thumbs, reinventing the bath and if God exists. Then, suddenly, a famed caped crusader returns to the podcast to half-heartedly promote his new movie.

These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here:

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48

Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/

Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels

Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

Liv: @livlikesmovies

Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi