Don't Go Outside

Episode 25 – A Good Clean Sexy Cult

Episode 25 – A Good Clean Sexy Cult

In this week’s report Pete discovers that horses can sit down, Allen reveals why he pays way too much for his gummy bears, and Dean thinks it’s just the right time to start a cult. Not a sex cult. He can’t stress that enough. 

So, don’t drink the Kool-Aid, relax, but above all…Don’t Go Outside!

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Episode 24 – Nine Months Gregnant 

As the nights start drawing in, the leaves fall from the trees, and the smell of Allen’s Catkins hangs heavy in the air, you know the time is near…for the next episode of Don’t Go Outside!

This week Pete explains how he went vegetarian for a week without actually eating a vegetable, Dean tries to convince the guys why he’s nearly a Jedi, and Allen sprays hot news over your face, neck and chest. Gooey!

They talk about the pressure of eating in posh restaurants, their favourite Greggs combos, and actually have something bordering on a serious conversation… sort of.

So, look up what ‘woke’ actually means, relax, but above all…Don’t Go Outside!

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Episode 23 – The Day They Went Outside

They only went and did it!
They did the one thing they've been telling you not to do...they went outside.
 
Dean takes the guys to see his pride and joy, the apple of his eye...a massive patch of nettles and tarpaulin. Admittedly in its early stages, Dean's dream of owning his own allotment has become all too real. Bring on the onions!
 
Pete explains why he's dipping his toe in the scary waters of vegetarianism, and Allen can't wait to tell us which celebs have "done a porn". Dirty buggers!
 
So, bring on the fluffer, relax, but above all...Don't Go Outside!

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Episode 22 – The Green Fingered Dandy

Hello…fancy seeing you here!

Dean returns from his Welsh adventure with news of a new purchase and catches up on all the news he’s missed while he was away. Which, as it turns out, wasn’t much.  Allen struggles to come to terms with everyone else’s sexuality, and it’s a big bottom’s up from Pete as he unveils his alcoholic three course menu. Iechyd da!

If you want double digging, stuffed marrow bone and trampolining dogs then you’ve come to the right place. What are the chances?

So, wipe the blood from your axe, relax, but above all…Don’t Go Outside!

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Episode 21 - Turkish Delight

With great power comes great responsibility…which is a little frightening because there’s very little evidence of responsibility here!

POW! Pete delivers all the important news from the San Diego Comic Con.

THWACK! Dean lets us in on some frankly disgusting illnesses.

WALLOP! Allen tells us what we should be doing with our Tripe. You know….all that spare Tripe you’ve got knocking about.

Turkish barbers, Superhero films (yes...AGAIN!), and whatever Allen considers to be news are all discussed, in no particular order, in this weeks report.

So, take a load off, relax, but above all…DON’T GO OUTSIDE!!

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Episode 20 – The First Rule Of Flight Cum Is…

Spark up a fat one and bring out the gimp! 

It can get a bit boring here in the cabin, so when Al indulges in “Da Herb” things can get a little unpredictable, as he demonstrates perfectly here. Exploding Bell-ends?

The guys do a double take as Dean talks Doppelgangers, Pete has a close call at the barbers, and Allen takes a great big toot on the current affairs doobie to gives us all a smoky cloud of world news.

So, pass the Jaffa cakes, relax, but above all…Don’t Go Outside!

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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…you get shot by an Iguana!

Confused? Well, do yourself a favour and listen to this. It’ll make a lot more sense.

Due to a very troublesome gnat bite, Dean wonders what it would be like to take on the attributes of a radioactive aggressor, Allen throws fresh stinky news at your face, and Pete wants to know what films made you hide under the covers.

So, buy a bigger boat , relax, but above all…DON’T GO OUTSIDE!!

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Episode 18 – 12 years a cobbler

This week the guys drink your milkshake as they talk about what they would do if they could drop off the grid and live their perfect life, their ideal choice for Prime Minister and Allen ‘Gnome Hunter’ Freeth inexplicably offers out Tom Daily to a fight. Ding Ding!

Pete takes a tumble, Dean enlightens us about the forgotten martial art of Bartitsu, and our newly appointed news hound digs up the week’s hottest potatoes to make some kind of topical Patatas Bravas. Tasty!

So, pop on your slinkiest pajamas, relax, but above all…Don’t Go Outside!

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Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Answers on a postcard, because one of these dudes can’t tell the difference!

This week’s report sees the guys talk about their favourite biopics. That’s a film about an actual real life person. An important fact to remember.

They also reminisce about their worst presents, their most excruciatingly painful experiences and take part in an inexplicable Peter Pan quiz… a podcast first!

So, crack open a cold one, relax, but above all…DON’T GO OUTSIDE!!

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Episode 16 – There’s A Saucy Goose In The Danger Zone

Hollywood… Da Da Da Da Da something…Hollywood!

This week we go to the movies as the guys discuss their top 80’s blockbusters. Some are from the 70’s, some are from the 90’s…but there’s no telling these idiots when they get excited.

Dean ‘nose’ the places to go to find the Noses of London, Pete asks which celebrity would you like to fight, and Allen flexes his brain muscles as he brags of his 66% IQ. I know.

So stop playing Bamboozle on Teletext, pop in a LaserDisc, but above all…Don’t Go Outside!

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