Don't Make It Weird

Daniel is back—for now! After serving his time in DMIW detention, he’s on a performance improvement plan, and Dina and Sean are keeping a close eye on him. In this chaotic episode, we dive into the real origins of the missionary position, uncover the shocking JFK Big Hat Conspiracy, and play a game where we match ridiculous sounds to ridiculous faces!

Dina makes a confession about Aragon (it's a hot take), Sean might already be dead, and Daniel, as always, is problematic. We also chat about when to DNF books, Dina’s desperate need for Neopet doubloons, and a very cursed voicemail. Plus, ghost... um, fluids?

📢 Segments include:
🚿 Shower Thoughts – Why is it called missionary?
🎩 Conspiracy Corner – The Death Star destruction was an inside job, and the hat industry whacked JFK!?
👻 Storytime with Dinasaurus – The Summer Camp Ghost (featuring questionable ectoplasm)
😂 Face That Sound! – It’s exactly what it sounds like.
📚 Accountabilibuddies – Who actually got writing done? (Hint: Not Sean)
📞 Voicemail Chaos – Stallone, Schwarzenegger, and… white pee?

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Daniel is missing (again), but we’ve got Dustin Taylor stepping in to help Dina and Producer Sean hold down the fort! In this episode, we uncover a shocking truth—baby oil is for EVERYTHING... except actual babies. 🤯

💡 In this episode:
✅ Dustin delivers some of the best intros in show history 🎤🔥
✅ Dina proposes a TikTok conspiracy theory: Is Area 51 actually a portal? 👽🚪
✅ Neopets neglect: Dina logs in, but she refuses to feed them. 😭
✅ Writing, creativity & life changes: Dustin shares how moving and relationships have impacted his creative process ✍️✨
✅ A voicemail from Elias Faust!? What does Blackpeak want? 🏜️📜
✅ We play the Word Association Game—and Dustin might be in Dina’s head 🤯
✅ The shocking truth about baby oil—it can lubricate, clean, and even shine your leather... but don’t put it on babies 😬
✅ Dina vs. The KFC Colonel—a storytime you won’t believe! 🍗👀 If you want to compare to the last time Dina told this story, check out DMIW#34: https://youtu.be/_k_gScEO5Vc

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Daniel is still MIA, leaving Dina, Sean, and special guest co-host Shannon Bright to hold down the fort! This week, things get weird as they dive into the Hear Me Out Cake challenge—where they justify their most questionable fictional crushes. From animated animals to biblical warriors (yeah, really), things get unhinged fast.

In this episode:

Dina’s Conspiracy Corner goes off the rails—again. Did NASA fake the moon landing using Alcatraz prisoners? She has TikTok evidence, so it must be true. 👀 Shannon’s research leads to deep Wizard of Oz lore. Who knew the Tin Man’s backstory was so metal? 🤯 A voicemail time capsule brings a Fast & Furious surprise. The gang debates how to nail a climax (in writing, get your mind out of the gutter). Dina’s harrowing childhood story of saving a life. Spoiler: a pool cover was involved.

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In this episode of Don't Make It Weird, Dina and Sean welcome Rance as their guest co-host while Daniel is mysteriously absent. From wild conspiracy theories to rapid-fire Q&A hilarity, this episode is packed with laughs, awkward moments, and a sprinkle of light trauma. Plus, Dina shares a Taylor Swift-inspired theory, Rance talks writing struggles, and the gang debates the ultimate kitchen utensil. Tune in for all the weirdness!

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What if you could unlock the secrets behind crafting a page-turning fantasy novel? Our latest episode of the Don't Make It Weird podcast is a celebration like no other, featuring the brilliant author Dinasaurus and the highly-anticipated release of her second book in the Discerners Trilogy, "Something Special." From humorous apologies to our non-human listeners to teasing Dina about needing to text her husband mid-show, we keep the laughs coming while exploring the creative process behind her stunning book cover and toasting with Mountain Dew hard seltzers.

Buckle up for a night of unpredictable fun as we pivot into an action-packed game night, complete with Disney trivia, technical glitches, and even a surprise book giveaway! Dina and Daniel’s competitive spirit shines in our “Discern the Emoji” segment, where their hilarious attempts to act out emojis will have you in stitches. Plus, heartfelt voicemails from fans and a surprise raffle keep the energy high and the atmosphere electric throughout the night.

As the evening settles into deeper conversations, we journey through themes of friendship, love, and emotional growth within the Discerners Trilogy. Dina opens up about character development, grief, and acceptance, giving us a behind-the-scenes look at her writing process. We even speculate on endgame theories and reveal some exciting Easter eggs hidden in the series. Wrapping up with an interactive Q&A and heartfelt thank-yous, this episode is a whirlwind of laughter, camaraderie, and the magic of storytelling. Don’t miss this unforgettable celebration!

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What if Mary Poppins and Pennywise from "It" were the same species? Join us on this unforgettable live episode of the Don't Make it Weird podcast as we speculate wildly and hilariously about this and more at Shock-O-Con in Maryland. Daniel, Dina, and our Producer Sean meet face-to-face for the first time, sharing their journey from online acquaintances to close-knit friends and co-hosts. Feel the camaraderie and enjoy spontaneous audience interactions as we kick off with laughter and excitement.

Brace yourselves for some quirky and stomach-turning moments as we dive into an unusual soda taste-testing adventure. From pickle to bacon-flavored sodas, our reactions are unfiltered and utterly hilarious. We also play a cheeky game of "Smash or Slash: Horror Edition," debating whether we'd hypothetically 'smash' or 'slash' iconic horror characters. The fun doesn't stop there as we explore our "Secret Kinks and Wedding Drama" segment, revealing some truly unexpected attractions and quirks.

Finally, get ready to laugh out loud at Daniel's hilarious childhood anecdote about a vocabulary mishap involving the word "ejaculate," and cringe along with us as we critique some of the worst erotic literature in our "Cringey Copulation" segment. This episode is packed with humor, candid confessions, and unforgettable interactions, making it an absolute must-listen. Come along for the ride and experience the magic of our first-ever live recording!

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In this episode of Don't Make It Weird, things go off the rails as Dina breaks her mic, and Sean faces some serious Shock-O-Con anxiety! Join hosts Daniel, Dina, and Producer Sean as they navigate technical difficulties, play a hilariously awkward game of Poetry for Neanderthals (NSFW edition), and debate the merits of romance versus fantasy writing. Along the way, Daniel trains his hugs, Dina reveals her preference for spy novels, and the team can’t seem to get a clean take no matter how hard they try.

Plus, don’t miss Dina’s Mind Map detour and the infamous blue balls moment that leaves Daniel completely lost. This is one episode you won’t want to miss—especially if you’re in the mood for some chaotic fun and lots of laughs!

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Can a grilled cheese sandwich really be the key to an unforgettable podcast episode? Join us as we explore everything from the irresistible charm of this comfort food to Dina's fabulous double buns. In this episode, we reminisce about 90s and early 2000s makeup trends, engage in playful banter about selling the show, and give a heartfelt shoutout to last week's guest, Matthew. Dina passionately defends the nude lip look while Daniel humorously admits his indifference. It's a nostalgic and lighthearted start that sets the tone for an episode filled with laughs and intriguing discussions.

What's better after a laugh than a debate that really makes you think? We dive into the great hygiene debate: should men dab or wipe after peeing? With our surprise segment guest, Stevie Wildcard from the "We Have Issues" podcast, we tackle this cheeky question with humor and insight. Stevie, the self-proclaimed "sommelier of urine," presents a case for the classic shake, while Dina offers some unique hygiene suggestions that spark passionate arguments.

Get ready for a rollercoaster of fun as we dive into a "Finish the Movie Quote" game, where Dina's unrivaled movie knowledge shines. We also tackle the topic of purple prose in writing, discussing how to balance poetic language with effective storytelling. And hold on tight for Dina's thrilling storytime moment about cult memories, complete with exploding cars and her childhood friend named "Samson". From nostalgic movie quotes to suspenseful storytelling, this episode is packed with humor, camaraderie, and engaging discussions that you won't want to miss.

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Ever wondered what happens when a mischievous gnome, Taylor Swift conspiracy theories, and a fictional supervillain collide in a podcast episode? This week on Don't Make It Weird, Daniel, Dinasaurus, and Sean serve up a cocktail of hilarity and unexpected twists with our special guest, the talented author Matthew Siadak.

Hold onto your cosmic bedazzled underwear as we create our own supervillain, speculate Taylor Swift's superhero debut in Deadpool & Wolverine, and recount a chaotic escape from the law that feels straight out of a movie. The fun doesn't stop there; we debate the hottest anti-hero character crushes and dive deep into the emotional complexity of superhero stories, exploring themes of addiction and inner turmoil with surprising depth. Matthew's anthology and its interconnected characters promise even more excitement, with teasers for upcoming sequels.

But wait, there's more! We ponder life's absurdities, from the taste of teeth to the superiority of different types of stove burners, and navigate through whimsical questions with our signature comedic style. Find out if Matthew earns the prestigious DMIW-exclusive "No Bell Prize". Listen in for playful banter, heartfelt moments, and imaginative storytelling that make this episode a must-listen. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe to join our wild ride, and remember, don't make it weird!

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Join us for an entertaining episode of "Don't Make it Weird," where we're thrilled to host Abby Simpson, a passionate Canadian writer and historical fiction enthusiast. We kick-start with a playful chat about oven settings and Canadian city hierarchies, sprinkled with Abby's witty Canada facts. Trust us, you'll be laughing as we take some good-natured jabs at cities like Vancouver, Toronto, Montreal, and Winnipeg.

Ever questioned the ancestry of American presidents or the authenticity of regional stereotypes? We've got you covered. This episode features a rollercoaster discussion on a conspiracy theory about American presidents' lineage and reveals Abby's quirky experiences as a die-hard Hanson fan. Her adventurous tale of a Hanson concert road trip to Detroit is filled with unexpected twists, including border crossing mishaps that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Lastly, we pivot to a more scholarly vibe as Abby dives into the intricate craft of writing historical fiction. Get insights into her novel "The Dragon and the Butterfly," and the meticulous research required to bring historical figures like Matilda of Flanders to life. As we debate the best form of potato and explore the international expansion of Tim Hortons, Abby’s humor and storytelling prowess shine through. Don’t miss this engaging blend of laughter, knowledge, and fascinating discussions, and be sure to check out Abby's book for more captivating historical narratives.

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Credits song written and performed by Anthony LaFauci of We Have Issues Podcast.