Don't Make It Weird

Trigger/Content Warning: The upcoming discussion delves into topics related to religious beliefs, strict traditional gender roles, sexual abuse, and practices that some may find restrictive or controversial. Please practice good self-care, and proceed with caution if you're sensitive to such subjects or consider skipping this segment entirely if it might be distressing to you.

Have you ever wondered about the bizarre yet relatable fears of parenting? Like teaching your little ones to blow their noses or losing your shirt to a mutant moth strain in Florida? Buckle up for a wild ride as we traverse a myriad of topics from the amusing to the mysterious, including an intriguing conspiracy theory about Taylor Swift's relationship with Travis Kelce.

But it's not all fun and games today. Brace yourselves as we steer the conversation towards a darker realm, the world of religious cults, specifically the Independent Fundamental Baptist Church. We reveal the underbelly of these sects, with Dina, sharing her personal experiences of growing up in a rigid and punitive environment. Unravel the threads of the Duggar family's rise to fame, their intersection with the IFB and IBLP belief system, and the profound implications of their religious convictions for gender roles, discipline, and control.

In the final stretch of our discourse, we confront the chilling reality of child abuse within independent churches and the lack of accountability that lets the culprits slip through the justice net. We address the damaging effects of purity culture and the urgency for victims' voices to be heard and validated. Through it all, we emphasize the vital need to hold abusers accountable, regardless of their status as religious leaders. So, tune in for an enlightening journey that promises to challenge your perspectives in this, the first of a 4-part miniseries where we watch and discuss the Shiny Happy People documentary and compare it to Dina's experiences in the IFB.

Check out part one, The One Where Dina Escapes A Cult, right here!: https://youtu.be/ZNz5QIhr9g0?si=i1p27g0PcQe8SRXh

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Ready for a wild ride of romance, whimsy, and hilarity? We buckle up with Shannon Bright, a mastermind auto body technician and romance novelist, who's here to turbocharge our adventure. Shannon opens up about juggling her love for auto work and crafting swoon-worthy love stories, giving us a sneak peek into her upcoming book, Every Wish Way.

We rev things up with a thrilling game of 'Red Flags', helping our single friend navigate the twists and turns of the dating world with Shannon, our romance expert in the driver's seat. As we explore potential suitors' attributes and deal-breakers, things take a hilarious turn, leaving us bursting into laughter. And just when you thought we were taking a pit stop, we delve into some absurd yet amusing debates, including the eternal mystery - how many holes does a straw really have?

Riding high on the waves of humor and romance, we switch gears to discuss Shannon's groundbreaking book. She shares the roadmaps and roadblocks of her writing journey, flipping the conventional romance tropes on their head, and how she reimagined modern love in 2023. And as we approach the finish line, we swerve into the humorous side road of cringeworthy erotic literature. So join us, as we navigate through this rollercoaster ride of love, laughter, and life's absurdities.

Check out all of Shannon's stuff, including her rom-com Every Wish Way right here!: https://linktr.ee/shannonbwrites

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Get ready for a roller-coaster episode as we welcome N.J. (Nick) Alexander, the brilliant mind behind the epic fantasy, FOGBOUND, and The Intern of the Goddamn Gamecube Podcast. We're delving deep into Dina's Tiktok Conspiracy Corner, discussing claims that nuclear test footage is fabricated – is it reality or just another conspiracy theory?

Prepare to chuckle (or not!) as we challenge our funny bones in 'You Laugh You Die: Pickup Lines edition'. Can Nick and the team keep a straight face or will they succumb to seduction? Nick then takes us on a chilling journey, recounting a family vacation to Canada that becomes a web of horror - quite literally!

From spine-tinglers to spuds, join us in uncovering the layered secrets of the humble potato. Watch out! Nick's got a drink in hand, and the Buffalo rules mean he might just have to down it before the end of the show.

Literary lovers are in for a treat as Nick offers an exclusive reading from FOGBOUND, revealing a slice of his enchanting universe. And if you think that's where the surprises end, hold onto your seats! Our Cringey Copulation segment presents Nick, bravely (or regrettably?) reading from Leonard Delaney's cheeky 'Conquered by Clippy: An Erotic Short Story (Digital Desires Book 2)'. Tune in for revelations, uproarious moments, and a dose of the unexpected!

N.J. Alexander on Twitter: https://twitter.com/nick_a_writes
Goddamn Gamecube Podcast: https://twitter.com/goddamngamecube

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Prepare yourself, listeners, for an episode filled with wild anecdotes, laughter, and intellectual discussions as we welcome back our fan-favorite guest, author and culinary pro, Alexander James. In honor of the release of his long-anticipated horror novel, The Woodkin, we have a thrilling chat about his writing journey, dinner evaluations, and some outlandish conspiracy theories. From his childhood bicycle accident involving a Mercedes and firing Dina's cannon, to the wild theory linking Britney Spears and the World Trade Center, we promise a rollercoaster ride of an episode.

Embark on a hilarious journey as we hear about Alex's quarantine-before-it-was-cool experience, complete with amusing anecdotes about Boudreux's Butt Paste and deep fried hush puppy donuts. But don't worry, we mix the humor with insightful conversations as we delve into Alex's thoughts on consciousness and deep discussions on the themes of arrogance and vulnerability in his novel's protagonist, Josh. We promise to keep you hooked with our heated debate about Fern Gully, the Muppets, and Sesame Street, along with an engaging conspiracy theory about Mr. Rogers and his biker gang tattoos.

And for the grand finale, listeners, you're in for a treat as we feature a reading from chapter one of Alex's novel. Plus, in a cheeky twist, we explore some of the most cringy erotic literature in history from a very special author, read by Alex (for the last time!). So get comfortable, prepare for laughter, and join us on this wild ride through literature, conspiracy theories, and more!

You can buy THE WOODKIN by Alexander James RIGHT NOW!: https://a.co/d/9Cgin6H

Check out Critically Stupid, an improv comedy real-play Dungeons & Dragons podcast hosted by Alexander James:  https://youtube.com/@critstupid

Follow Alexander James on social media:
Twitter: https://x.com/DrunkScribe
TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@DrunkScribe
Instagram: https://instagram.com/drunkscribewrites

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Ever wondered how Donald Trump's peculiar orange hue could be linked to time travel? Or how risqué literature could be hilariously compared to electronics and cheap wine? Join your favorite weirdos, Daniel and Dinasaurus, as we have a riot of a time with our multi-talented friend, Uncle Bobbo, exploring it all, and so much more. 

Our conversation whirls around Uncle Bobbo's passion for theater, and his humorous talent for distinguishing cryptids from, well... dicks. We tackle the mystery of time travel, the eccentricities of the game 'Only Up', and our very own version of Good Mythical Morning's SNEAK ATTACK game. Thought playwriting was all serious business? Think again! We dissect this art form, touching upon common mistakes, the impact of technology, and even witness an unplanned demonstration of the reverse wine claw!

As laughter ensues, we delve into the darker side of theater, narrating the troubling story of Uncle Bobbo's father the Sex Pest. Yet, we never lose our humor as we dive into some racy literature discussions and even manage to lighten the mood with a lively debate on erotic literature. Wrapping up, we get a sneak peek into Bobbo's thrilling plans for his annual musical production and his upcoming horror convention, Shock-o-Con. So grab a drink, sit back, and enjoy the weird, wild, and wicked fun!

Follow Bobbo on Twitter: https://x.com/SpaceFunkyBOB and https://x.com/TheQBCPodcast
Check out the Quarantine Book Club Podcast here: https://thequarantinebookclub.com
For more information on Evil Dead: The Musical: https://deerinthespotlight.com
For more information about Shock-O-Con, Bobbo's horror convention: https://shockocon.com

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Caught yourself wondering about the rising ebook prices lately? Well, you're not alone! Get ready for an amusing exploration of the ebook industry, its soaring prices, and how it affects both keen readers and diligent authors. Stick around for a captivating spoken poem via voicemail by Stevie Wildcard from the 'We Have Issues' podcast, and let's revel in the realm of words and stories together.

Buckle up as we plunge into the enigmatic world of conspiracy theories. From the high-profile personality hiding their baby to the existence of extraterrestrial life, we've got it all covered! Also on the menu is an engaging chat about our much-anticipated book launch party for 'Thunderstruck', and some exclusive nuggets about our show. Stay tuned for a 'Bookish Edition' of the popular game 'Never Have I Ever' and a deep-dive discussion on the merits of bundling paperback and ebooks.

As we approach the end of this exciting journey, we'll poke around some inspiring ideas to uplift the ebook industry and the intriguing genre of erotic literature. So, come along and revel in a whirlwind of captivating conversations, enlightening insights, and a good dose of laughter!

You can pre-order Daniel's book THUNDERSTRUCK now!: https://www.lostboyspress.com/shop-bookstore/p/thunderstruck

Dolly Parton's Imagination Library: https://imaginationlibrary.com/

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Prepare to enter a realm of laughter, mystery, and intrigue as Alexander James, Appe-TEASER and soon-to-be-published author of THE WOODKIN, graces the Don't Make It Weird Podcast once again. He brings us tales from his journey to publication, his Dungeons & Dragons improv comedy podcast Critically Stupid, and even a little insight into his experience with our drinking game known as Buffalo. We even make space for a sneak peek into the saucy working title for his sex tape. Brace yourselves for a lighthearted journey filled with signature humor, cheeky revelations, and much more!

Take a detour with us as we delve into conspiracy theories, celebrity lookalikes, and the curious case of Keanu Reeves' alleged immortality. Is it linked to Emperor Charlemagne's membership in the Illuminati? Is Chris Gaines really Garth Brooks' alter ego? But that's not all! We crack open the taboo vault to explore turn-offs and unsexy things in the bedroom – from societal views on massage to the contentious six-pack debate. Our conversation takes a serious turn when we discuss the challenges of transitioning from an artist to a salesman in the publishing industry. Alex shares his firsthand experiences, revealing insider tips on marketing, professional branding, and the value of connecting with small bookstores.

As we wrap up, prepare to descend into the bizarre depths of creepy erotic literature with our Cringey Copulation segment. Indulge in our discussion on the garish spectrum of literature, from Wendy Parriam's SPEAK SOFTLY to Richard E. Grant's BY DESIGN. Come along for a rollercoaster ride as we navigate the wild and wonderful world of publishing, celebrity conspiracy theories, and uncanny bedroom pre ferences. Don't miss out on this hilarious, revealing, and occasionally weird episode!

Alexander James on Twitter: https://twitter.com/DrunkScribe
Check out Alex's real-play D&D podcast Critically Stupid: https://youtube.com/@critstupid
Reserve your copy of The Woodkin by Alexander James HERE: https://www.amazon.com/Woodkin-Alexander-James/dp/0744302358

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It's DMIW #90, and are those whispers of conspiracy theories getting to you, too? Well, quench your thirst for curiosity-fueling narratives as we navigate the murky waters of Wayfair and Wal-mart's alleged child trafficking scandal. Join us, along with our special guest, the Zany Zephyr of Zebrasaurus, as we dissect this controversy and discuss the bizarre store policies of a large "hobby" retail chain.

Our journey doesn't stop there, though. We take the road less traveled and venture into the complex human psyche as we dissect the difference between genuine concern and self-serving empathy. Who knew checking in on your friends could be such a minefield? And speaking of friends, we have an exciting voicemail from our bestie Fanny T Crispin, introducing us to her enchanting new book 'The Story of Loam.'

Now, for the creative souls out there, we're spilling the beans on crafting authentic and compelling characters. We share our experiences, our pitfalls, and our triumphs as we lay bare the intricacies of character creation. From wish fulfillment to characters based on real people, we examine it all. Plus, there's a fun little game of Fantasy Book Trivia (written by someone who doesn't read fantasy) waiting for you. So, tune in, rev up your imagination, and let's make it weird, but not too weird!

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Credits song written and performed by Anthony LaFauci of We Have Issues Podcast.

What's that sound? Oh, just the exciting buzz of our first post-baby episode! We're thrilled to have the charismatic Almedia Ryan, author of 'Those Beneath', in the hot seat. Ali opens up about her transformative journey from southeast Texas to the lush landscapes of Montana, her switch from performance art to writing, and the inspiration behind her dark and romantic debut novel. We even toss in a fun drinking game to keep things lively and unpredictable - as usual! 

We're not stopping at unpredictable though, we're taking a nosedive into downright eccentric as we delve into the peculiar interests of Benjamin Franklin. With our resident expert Allie leading the way, we uncover Franklin's fascination with flatulence (yes, you read that right) and his infamous essay, 'Fart Proudly'. If you're looking for a wild ride, buckle up because we've got debates on flat earthers and ranch dressing, and an emotional story about Ali's late aunt's remains.

Finally, we get to the heart of the episode - the creative process behind Ali's riveting book, 'Those Beneath'. Ali opens up about the appeal of Irish mythology in her story, the challenges of blending genres, and how she utilized dialogue to capture relationships. Ali even offers an exclusive reading from the book! To top it off, we present her with the coveted and extremely rare Don't Make a Weird exclusive No-Bell Prize. Don't miss out on this whirlwind of an episode, packed full of laughter, tears, and a whole lot of weirdness! #bookish #booktube #writingcommunity 

Buy THOSE BENEATH by Almedia Ryan!: https://amzn.to/3XJwNvC

You can fine Almedia Ryan's stuff here: 
https://linktr.ee/AlmediaRyan

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Credits song written and performed by Anthony LaFauci of We Have Issues Podcast.

In this mind-blowing installment, Dina takes us on a wild journey through her TikTok Conspiracy Corner, uncovering the shocking truth about birds (spoiler alert: they aren't real!) and delving into the mysterious circumstances surrounding Kobe Bryant's tragic death.

Prepare for a special treat as Arnold the Bard of Critically Stupid leaves us a voicemail message filled with musical enchantment. You won't want to miss this delightful interlude!

Next up, brace yourself for The Sexual Lexicon Challenge. Daniel challenges Dina to guess the horrifying definitions from Urban Dictionary, leading to uproarious and cringe-worthy moments. Can Dina keep her composure as she navigates through the absurdities of modern slang? You can guarantee we won't be playing this game again! *** EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING: This segment contains graphic descriptions of unconventional sexual acts for comedic purposes. Jump ahead to 45:29 if you would like to skip it. ***

In this episode's thought-provoking discussion, our hosts delve into the Art of Storytelling. Discover the essential elements that make a story great and learn how writers can skillfully engage their readers using these techniques. Get ready for an insightful exploration of narrative mastery!

It's time for Storytime with Dinasaurus, and she recounts a memorable tale: The Wedding I Didn't Want To Attend. Join Dina as she hilariously recounts her continued misadventures with the wine bra and other unexpected surprises at this unconventional celebration.

Finally, prepare yourself for Cringey Copulation as Daniel shares a LOOOONG excerpt from the captivating novel ED KING by David Guterson. Brace yourself for a blend of laughter, discomfort, and a touch of secondhand embarrassment as Daniel dives into this cringe-inducing literary experience. #BookTube #Bookish #writingcommunity

Check out CRITICALLY STUPID, the comedy, improv, real-play Dungeons & Dragons podcast that we can't get enough of!  https://youtube.com/@critstupid
Thank you to the bard Arnold Stevolson for the tremendously touching song on our voicemail in this episode! You can find his secret identity on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AnthonyLaFauci

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Music promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/lt7fn1NVxQM

Credits song written and performed by Anthony LaFauci of We Have Issues Podcast.