Don't Tell My Therapist

This week, Sophia's dream finally came true—Jenna canceled her Pandora subscription (for now). Unfortunately, Soph also lived her nightmare when she saw a familiar face on her first day of work. The girls discuss their future weddings, the second date from hell, and Jenna learns the first rule of book club (don't read the book). If you're reading this and having a bad day, just remember it could always be worse (but it could also be better)!!

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This week, the girls reveal what beautiful women are actually thinking, find out if they're smarter than a 5th grader, and explain why bungee jumping and Angel's Landing are strictly before-kids activities (looking at you, Jenna's mom).

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We’re back… did you miss us? Because a lot has happened.

World War III has broken out, Soph’s falling in love, and Jenna’s getting bullied by anonymous haters. You know who you are, and we hope all of your toenails fall off. 


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This week, Jenna faces two life lessons: friendship is a scam and so is healthcare. Soph, on the other hand, unpacks her history with a gay stripper ex and loses a battle of wits to an iSpy book written for seven-year-olds.

If you had “Jenna taking vocal lessons” and “Sophia getting a boyfriend” on your 2025 bingo card… congrats, you’re a psychic. Jenna’s one lesson away from being the next Sabrina Carpenter, and Sophia is one hard launch away from becoming insufferable. And if you thought you were getting up to pee mid-flight, think again because Jenna says “hold it.”

If you came here for a "how to" on making a fake Instagram profile, you're in the wrong place. Or... are you? 👀  In Session 76, Jenna questions what sunscreen actually is and why Oura rings exist, Sophia stumbles across a dead dog for sale, and the girls go down a rabbit hole of dating apps they wish they'd never found.

After a brief break we’re back on the mic and just as unhinged. Soph’s family is apparently listening now (hi, we guess?), and we’re diving headfirst into the important questions: Are zoos evil? Would you rather be a 6’7” or 5’6” short king? 

Also, Soph quit her job. So she’s either thriving or spiraling (TBD).

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What do a 25-hour speech, Buffalo Exchange, and a British cat have in common? Nothing. And yet, here we are. This week, Jenna investigates a senator's bathroom breaks, and the girls uncover shocking news: cats might have accents. 

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Times are tough and concerts are expensive. The girls contemplate how they can make a quick buck as long as it doesn't involve giving birth or anything remotely difficult. Jenna finally gets her kitten, Sophia locks down a groomsman, and everyone is on the spectrum. Enjoy!

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Happy New Year! This year, our resolution is to stay flawless because, honestly, why mess with perfection? In this session, the girls recap their Christmas adventures. Sophia tried to impress her Gen Z nieces and nephews, picking up some questionable new slang along the way. Meanwhile, Jenna took a trip to Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and had to be airlifted home. 


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