In Session 71, Jenna gains a stepdad, while Sophia trades in turkey for tears on Thanksgiving. The girls are joined by Syd—aka Party Diva, Muscle Mommy, and Sophia’s roommate. From uncovering dirty videos of her ex to dancing backstage with a British DJ, Syd’s life is a wild mix of chaos and main character energy. 

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This week, things get steamy and messy at an open mic erotica night, prompting Sophia to end her situationship. The girls take a brief history lesson and imagine what the world will be like in 2043. One thing’s for certain: Thomas Edison never had to see Sophia’s toenails, and for that, he should be grateful. 

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Back from two birthdays, a wedding, and an international trip, the girls are here to spill it all! In Mexico, Sophia goes loca while Jenna dodges death. Depending on who you ask, Sophia’s birthday was either a great time or the destruction of all of Jenna’s friendships. But don't worry—she made a killer comeback with a surprise party for Pitbull's 30th that earned her a reward straight from Mr. Worldwide himself.

It’s almost Halloween, so naturally the girls are stress-crafting their costumes and stalking girls from Pinterest. This week, the girls rank men’s hobbies and Jenna accidentally plots to humiliate Sophia.

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This week, Jenna and Sophia are all about treating themselves (but let’s not talk about the price tag, okay?). Sophia uses girl math to justify her dream jacket purchase, while Jenna drives THREE hours for a Facebook Marketplace find. Did they *really* need these items? Absolutely not. Was it 100% worth it? You bet it was. 


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This week, Sophia bows down to Queen Sabrina Carpenter, takes a $360 nap and (accidentally) tries to upstage a bride. Jenna spills on finally being her weird self in a relationship - armpit whispers and all. Oh, and if you’re above the age of 10, Please, Please, Please don’t kiss your mother on the mouth. 
 
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This week, the girls are battling moles, cuddling pigs, and researching dolphin arousal (yes, you read that right). Soph's cooking up a killer Halloween costume, totally *not* stalking her date online, and diving into the deep end on TikTok. Meanwhile, Jenna's stirring up drama in her happy relationship and hunting down her mole man. Sorry in advance for making you Google moles and dolphin d*cks. 

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Bless your heart and bless your fart. Jenna was down in the dumps this week, but with the help of prayer and the bathroom code at her local Panda Express, she found redemption. Sophia gets called out by an ex and tunes up her dating Dos & Don’ts.

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We’re back! Sophia has been hiding out from the paparazzi ever since she went viral while Jenna is getting used to seeing “boy stuff” all over her house 🤢 The girls discuss Soph’s rise to fame and Jenna’s embarrassing AirBnB review. We’re sorry we were gone for a bit, we missed you too!! 

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This week, the girls cosplay as Avril Lavigne and heal their inner child at Avril’s Greatest Hits Tour. Sophia has a bad first date and fights for survival after a night out in the Windy City. Jenna doesn’t know the dates of historical events, but remembers all of her best friend’s birthdays. Are Jenna and Sophia adults? Will Jenna donate her hair to the birds? Listen to Session 62 to find out!

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