Don't Tell My Therapist

This week, Jenna and Sophia are all about treating themselves (but let’s not talk about the price tag, okay?). Sophia uses girl math to justify her dream jacket purchase, while Jenna drives THREE hours for a Facebook Marketplace find. Did they *really* need these items? Absolutely not. Was it 100% worth it? You bet it was. 


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This week, Sophia bows down to Queen Sabrina Carpenter, takes a $360 nap and (accidentally) tries to upstage a bride. Jenna spills on finally being her weird self in a relationship - armpit whispers and all. Oh, and if you’re above the age of 10, Please, Please, Please don’t kiss your mother on the mouth. 
 
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This week, the girls are battling moles, cuddling pigs, and researching dolphin arousal (yes, you read that right). Soph's cooking up a killer Halloween costume, totally *not* stalking her date online, and diving into the deep end on TikTok. Meanwhile, Jenna's stirring up drama in her happy relationship and hunting down her mole man. Sorry in advance for making you Google moles and dolphin d*cks. 

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Bless your heart and bless your fart. Jenna was down in the dumps this week, but with the help of prayer and the bathroom code at her local Panda Express, she found redemption. Sophia gets called out by an ex and tunes up her dating Dos & Don’ts.

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We’re back! Sophia has been hiding out from the paparazzi ever since she went viral while Jenna is getting used to seeing “boy stuff” all over her house 🤢 The girls discuss Soph’s rise to fame and Jenna’s embarrassing AirBnB review. We’re sorry we were gone for a bit, we missed you too!! 

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This week, the girls cosplay as Avril Lavigne and heal their inner child at Avril’s Greatest Hits Tour. Sophia has a bad first date and fights for survival after a night out in the Windy City. Jenna doesn’t know the dates of historical events, but remembers all of her best friend’s birthdays. Are Jenna and Sophia adults? Will Jenna donate her hair to the birds? Listen to Session 62 to find out!

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Is it Session 61 or is that just Jenna's new age? This week, the girls are roller skating into an early retirement. Jenna is going gray, Sophia gets graphic while filming a live birth, and it's all downhill from here. Were you ugly as a kid like we were? If so, congrats on building some character early on!

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In Session 60, the girls discuss Jojo Siwa, adult chew toys, and offer ‘Unlicensed Advice’ to a listener fresh out of a four-year relationship. One thing they know for certain — karma (and hemorrhoids) are a bitch. 
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This week, Sophia is excited to report that she finally has hobbies — and hobby horsing may just be her next one. Meanwhile Jenna is turning the big 2-8 and the only thing she wants are a pair of whimsical lawn geese… are we sure she isn’t turning 70? 

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In Session 58, Jenna has a boomer moment and does everything she can to impress Pitbull’s parents. Sophia gets a male gyno and wonders if Jenna could survive being stranded in the wilderness — with her new diagnosis, they’re not so sure.