This week, Jenna faces two life lessons: friendship is a scam and so is healthcare. Soph, on the other hand, unpacks her history with a gay stripper ex and loses a battle of wits to an iSpy book written for seven-year-olds.

If you had “Jenna taking vocal lessons” and “Sophia getting a boyfriend” on your 2025 bingo card… congrats, you’re a psychic. Jenna’s one lesson away from being the next Sabrina Carpenter, and Sophia is one hard launch away from becoming insufferable. And if you thought you were getting up to pee mid-flight, think again because Jenna says “hold it.”

If you came here for a "how to" on making a fake Instagram profile, you're in the wrong place. Or... are you? 👀  In Session 76, Jenna questions what sunscreen actually is and why Oura rings exist, Sophia stumbles across a dead dog for sale, and the girls go down a rabbit hole of dating apps they wish they'd never found.

After a brief break we’re back on the mic and just as unhinged. Soph’s family is apparently listening now (hi, we guess?), and we’re diving headfirst into the important questions: Are zoos evil? Would you rather be a 6’7” or 5’6” short king? 

Also, Soph quit her job. So she’s either thriving or spiraling (TBD).

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What do a 25-hour speech, Buffalo Exchange, and a British cat have in common? Nothing. And yet, here we are. This week, Jenna investigates a senator's bathroom breaks, and the girls uncover shocking news: cats might have accents. 

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Times are tough and concerts are expensive. The girls contemplate how they can make a quick buck as long as it doesn't involve giving birth or anything remotely difficult. Jenna finally gets her kitten, Sophia locks down a groomsman, and everyone is on the spectrum. Enjoy!

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Happy New Year! This year, our resolution is to stay flawless because, honestly, why mess with perfection? In this session, the girls recap their Christmas adventures. Sophia tried to impress her Gen Z nieces and nephews, picking up some questionable new slang along the way. Meanwhile, Jenna took a trip to Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and had to be airlifted home. 


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In Session 71, Jenna gains a stepdad, while Sophia trades in turkey for tears on Thanksgiving. The girls are joined by Syd—aka Party Diva, Muscle Mommy, and Sophia’s roommate. From uncovering dirty videos of her ex to dancing backstage with a British DJ, Syd’s life is a wild mix of chaos and main character energy. 

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This week, things get steamy and messy at an open mic erotica night, prompting Sophia to end her situationship. The girls take a brief history lesson and imagine what the world will be like in 2043. One thing’s for certain: Thomas Edison never had to see Sophia’s toenails, and for that, he should be grateful. 

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Back from two birthdays, a wedding, and an international trip, the girls are here to spill it all! In Mexico, Sophia goes loca while Jenna dodges death. Depending on who you ask, Sophia’s birthday was either a great time or the destruction of all of Jenna’s friendships. But don't worry—she made a killer comeback with a surprise party for Pitbull's 30th that earned her a reward straight from Mr. Worldwide himself.