Is it Session 61 or is that just Jenna's new age? This week, the girls are roller skating into an early retirement. Jenna is going gray, Sophia gets graphic while filming a live birth, and it's all downhill from here. Were you ugly as a kid like we were? If so, congrats on building some character early on!

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In Session 60, the girls discuss Jojo Siwa, adult chew toys, and offer ‘Unlicensed Advice’ to a listener fresh out of a four-year relationship. One thing they know for certain — karma (and hemorrhoids) are a bitch. 
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This week, Sophia is excited to report that she finally has hobbies — and hobby horsing may just be her next one. Meanwhile Jenna is turning the big 2-8 and the only thing she wants are a pair of whimsical lawn geese… are we sure she isn’t turning 70? 

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In Session 58, Jenna has a boomer moment and does everything she can to impress Pitbull’s parents. Sophia gets a male gyno and wonders if Jenna could survive being stranded in the wilderness — with her new diagnosis, they’re not so sure.

This week the girls gossip about Love is Blind, Avril Lavigne’s clone (we’re onto you, Melissa) and all things reality TV. If you’ve ever wanted to be famous, now is your chance — just date Sophia and apply to be on the Ultimatum. Send us a DM!

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Yes, we gave a man a microphone...but Jacob is one of the good ones, we swear! Tune in for a male perspective on Valentine's Day, dating icks, gift giving, and more. If you're seeking smutty book recommendations, you're in for a treat. But if you’re Jacob's parents – you might want to skip this one!

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This week, the groundhog predicts early spring and Sophia encounters a girl on a swing. The girls discuss Love on the Spectrum, relationship anxiety and the embarrassment of trying new things. Happy galentines to the girlies, remember to celebrate your friends and YOURSELF!!

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This week, Jenna and Sophia review Mean Girls, email Hinge customer service, and introduce the world to Nikko D’Ambrosio: Chicago’s least eligible bachelor.

Happy New Year! ‘Tis the season for engagements and you know what that means… time to compare yourself to others and spiral into a deep depression! (just kidding). This week the girls discuss their views on proposals, marriage, babies and more. We hope all of your New Year’s resolutions come true and that Jenna finally gets her “full body pic.”

Sophia has been back in America for about 5 minutes and she’s already almost been kidnapped – some things never change. Jenna makes a terrible first impression on her boyfriend’s family, cuddles her cat’s ashes, and teaches Sophia animal facts against her will.

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