Strap in and strap on, Jenna and Sophia are back again. Soph may be older, but Jenna isn't any wiser. The girls talk about Sophia's X-rated birthday gift (courtesy of Bank of America), intrusive thoughts, the consequences of trying to be an extrovert, and the audacity of men...I'M FAT.

We began this podcast by sharing dating horror stories and trying to improve our mental health…Now we talk about shitting our pants and accidentally flashing a handyman. It’s crazy how far we’ve come! Enjoy Jenna and Sophia’s selection of the best moments from the past 30 episodes - the good, the bad, and the stories they definitely shouldn’t have put on the internet.

If he wanted to he would...right? If you're looking for shitty relationship advice, you've come to the right place. This week, the girls had the honor of receiving their first listener submission and they cut right to the chase: those two definitely aren't "just friends." But don't take our word for it, listen for yourself. Also, Sophia attempts to give a guy sex advice and Jenna hit a bicyclist (he's fine).

No one asked, but Jenna has peed 16 times today (so far). This week we are reminded that wherever Sophia goes, chaos follows. From a failed solo adventure to meeting a white girl wasted lawyer, she really can't catch a break. Jenna unplugs for the weekend (we're just as shocked as you are) and gets a free EDM show against her will. P.S. - If your birthday already happened this year, happy belated!

In this eventful session, Jenna gets in a bar fight (with a shelf) and lives to tell the tale (kind of). Luckily, Sophia was there to tell us what *really* happened. The crew finally meets Jenna's mom and were on their best behavior, but the waiter sure wasn't. Sophia's having fun building and dismantling her dating roster, one vegan at a time. The strongest contender may just be her refrigerator repairman... #FreeTheNip

This week, the girls took a trip to Tahoe where they climbed Mt. Everest to get to a secret beach and spent 8 hours learning how to build a sex room. Jenna and Sophia get turned down by Portland’s hottest new bar and meet an emotional support snake. Jenna contemplates cosmetic surgery and we learn that we could all be much prettier if we simply had access to baby foreskins. Hey, we can’t all be Hailey Bieber.

This week, Sophia goes to the Big Apple, gets her phone stolen (again) and has a big epiphany. Back home, Jenna pees in a stranger's yard (allegedly), learns about "vabbing," and BuYs A hOuSe??? Very off brand.

Happy Dead Dad Day to all who celebrate! This week, Sophia and Jenna go after Big Milk and the Supreme Court - who needs rights, right? The girls road trip to Seattle and take some detours down memory lane. We learn Sophia was in a cult and Jenna went to bible camp (not scientology - sorry Tom Cruise). Strap in, relax, and enjoy the show as Jenna and Sophia make their karaoke debut for the locals - "THANK YOU SEATTLE!"

In celebration of Pride month, Jenna and Sophia play with 8 balls at once, discover Leonardo Da Vinci was gay, and party with "SluttyJesus," the dog trainer/stripper. Sophia starts dating again and naturally, chaos ensues - right on brand. Jenna gets a surprise update on the phone sex operator from Session 1 - let's hope he's not back for another round.

Sophia returned from EDC, but we can't say the same for her phone. In Session 22, Soph recaps the wonders and horrors of EDC, including the great Wiener War, flirting her way onto rides, and opportunistic phone thieves. Jenna reveals a new pet peeve and the girls explore replacing their therapists with horses - giddyup, mentally ill cowgirls!