This week, Sophia goes to the Big Apple, gets her phone stolen (again) and has a big epiphany. Back home, Jenna pees in a stranger's yard (allegedly), learns about "vabbing," and BuYs A hOuSe??? Very off brand.

Happy Dead Dad Day to all who celebrate! This week, Sophia and Jenna go after Big Milk and the Supreme Court - who needs rights, right? The girls road trip to Seattle and take some detours down memory lane. We learn Sophia was in a cult and Jenna went to bible camp (not scientology - sorry Tom Cruise). Strap in, relax, and enjoy the show as Jenna and Sophia make their karaoke debut for the locals - "THANK YOU SEATTLE!"

In celebration of Pride month, Jenna and Sophia play with 8 balls at once, discover Leonardo Da Vinci was gay, and party with "SluttyJesus," the dog trainer/stripper. Sophia starts dating again and naturally, chaos ensues - right on brand. Jenna gets a surprise update on the phone sex operator from Session 1 - let's hope he's not back for another round.

Sophia returned from EDC, but we can't say the same for her phone. In Session 22, Soph recaps the wonders and horrors of EDC, including the great Wiener War, flirting her way onto rides, and opportunistic phone thieves. Jenna reveals a new pet peeve and the girls explore replacing their therapists with horses - giddyup, mentally ill cowgirls!

Things here on Earth have been a little crazy lately, so Jenna and Sophia plan their trip to space - fingers crossed they don't get lost on the way there. This week, our directionally-challenged queens discuss being caretakers for boyfriends and horny cats, being bad at math, and hot people privilege. We're still trying to figure out if Sophia was actually abducted or if she's just making it up for attention...KACHOW!

Start spreading the news…he’s leaving and gayyyy! We’re kicking off our 20th session with another special guest and the newest New Yorker: Michael! In the middle of packing up his entire life, Michael found the time to grace us with his presence before ditching us for the big apple. (Take a shot every time we reference New York in this description.) Michael shares his fears about starting over, exploring the gay dating scene in NYC, and opens up about everything from his drag queen ex to being sexually awakened by a cartoon. Is Michael ready for the concrete jungle where dreams are made of? Let's find out!

It turns out that Sophia DOES have a hobby: she’s now a professional bully! Session 19 is off to a unique start when Sophia cyberbullies a comedian and admits she has the hots for King Triton. The girls recall their “scandalous” high school days, with 16-year old Jenna throwing a “Project J” house party that got a little too out of hand. Luckily she called the cops and no didgeridoos were harmed. Let’s just say, both Jenna and Sophia are very happy they’re not the same people they were in high school (and that dinosaurs no longer exist).

We are sad to say that this will be the last session of Don’t Tell My Therapist… just kidding. This week, Jenna takes April Fools pranks too far, turns 26 and gets a special birthday wish from Kimberly J. Brown (Marnie from Halloweentown, obviously). Sophia has yet another dating blunder which sparks a much-needed discussion about men who come on too strong, the importance of consistency and the power of words. If a man plans a trip together one week into dating, is it too good to be true? Did everyone and their children see Sophia’s bare naked ass at a bowling alley? How do you maintain long distance friendships? Find out in Session 18!

In Session 17, Jenna asks for help - "Again?!" - and Sophia embraces her new life as a single #CityGirl. The girls discuss dating with anxiety, the mental health walk of shame, and being called out by Chipotle employees. Sophia is working on her communication skills and is getting a cat...or murdered. Either way, it's good for the plot.

This week Jenna and Sophia introduce their good friend Natalie, who brings a wealth of sex knowledge and the ass of a mom from a Pixar movie. Natalie has no shame in her game and shares insight into dom/sub relationships and power play, consent in the kink community and making men power wash her driveway. Listen for an interesting look into the world of kink - you might just discover you enjoy being walked on a leash like Mark Zuckerberg.