It only took 3 years, but we finally quit our jobs. Did we mention we were coworkers? Not anymore. Jenna and Sophia recall the first time they met, interview dos and don'ts, and being scared of change. The girls conquer their fears and are leaving the past behind, with new jobs, new apartments, and new challenges ahead. If you're also planning to move soon, hire Jenna to organize everything and Sophia will "supervise." Enjoy Session 15 with a side of hard boiled eggs.

This week, Jenna and Sophia welcome their first guest: the unforgettable Fran. She teaches them about life, death, and how to give a shit about yourself. From serial cheaters and emotional abuse, to hiding "saucy nudes" and twerking for the police - Fran's a jack of all trades. To know her is to love her, and we're so happy to introduce our one of a kind friend. Quick Fran tip: make sure you look hot at your ex-boyfriend's funeral, you may just meet the love of your life.

In Session 13, Sophia invents a dating app (patent pending) and Jenna comes up with a savage party game that's perfect for your next family reunion or work event (play at your own risk). The girls deep dive into their dating profiles and expose men's most predictable prompts - we get it, you like The Office. Here's a tip, try being more unique and talk about Koala STD's - clearly that works for Soph!

All aboard the Pineapple Express! 2022 is off to a wild, yet completely on-brand, start. In the course of 2 weeks, Jenna got COVID and became Tik Tok famous - we're not sure which is worse. Sophia travels solo and has a memorable night with her new Canadian "friends," what a way to end that dry spell, eh?

New year, same bullshit. The new year may be coming, but Sophia is not. In Session 11, Sophia explains her dating hiatus and finds inspiration from Kung Fu Panda. Jenna sets her New Year’s resolutions and waters a fake plant for a week. 2022 is definitely going to be our year!

Hoe, hoe, hoe, Merry Cringemas everyone! In Session 10, Jenna receives a Christmas chicken and anniversary mouthwash, Sophia chases down a cheater, and they learn an important lesson in bathroom etiquette: avoid taking selfies in the handicap stall…

In this session, Jenna and Sophia preach how you shouldn’t talk shit, and then proceed to talk shit for the next 20 minutes. Hey, we said we’re growing, we’re not perfect. We reminisce on our petty pasts and tell stories about the Dish War, Jenna’s revolving door of roommates, accidental murder confessions and the great crowbar incident of 2017.

In this week’s episode, Jenna and Sophia discuss thanksgiving traditions, unwritten family rules and their hatred for turkey. If you don’t have thanksgiving plans yet, you can always show up to Jenna‘s house with the rest of the strays. The only catch is — you have to flash a tit. We hope you enjoy stuffing your face, but be careful not to overdo it or you might find yourself needing a Brown Knight…

In this spoOooOky episode, Jenna and Sophia share their Halloweekend adventures. From drag queens to dive bars, the scariest part of the weekend was how many people didn't recognize our costume (Lindsay Lohan would be so disappointed). The girls share their near-death experiences, black out in a corn maze, and put their survival skills to the test.

Session 6 was doomed from the start when Jenna forgot to press record for the first 20 minutes. (It was an accident leave me alone). ANYWAYS, this week we learn about Sophia’s type in men, the horrors of 3-in-1 shampoo, male birth control, and the legend of “Lizzie Tinder.”