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  • Rom-Com Crapfest
    On our special New Year's Eve episode, we are watching, what else but, New Year's Eve (2011). With too many actors to even remember, this movie tries to be Love Actually and fails miserably. Get inebriated and join us for this rom-com crapfest.
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    Drink of the Night: Painkiller (Courtesy of Liquor.com)
    Ingredients
    2 ounces Pusser’s rum
    4 ounces pineapple juice
    1 ounce orange juice, freshly squeezed
    1 ounce cream of coconut
    Garnish: nutmeg, freshly grated
    Garnish: pineapple wedge
    Steps
    Add the rum, pineapple juice, orange juice and cream of coconut to a shaker with ice and shake vigorously but briefly to combine.
    Strain into a hurricane glass or snifter over crushed ice.
    Garnish with freshly grated nutmeg and a pineapple wedge.
    Serve with a straw.
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    Strain of the Night: SFV
    2 hr 23 min
  • Everyone In This Room Is Now Dumber For Having Listened To It. I Award You No Points, And May God Have Mercy On Your Soul

    Welcome to our Christmas Episode! For this special holiday episode, we are watching, Saving Christmas (2014) starring Kirk Cameron. This atrocity was somehow made into a movie and actually earned money. Won't you come along with us on this adventure? (It's okay if you don't, no one would blame you). 

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    Drink of Night: Spiked Hot Chocolate

    Simple drink: Make some hot chocolate and add the alcohol of your choice to taste.

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    Strain of the Evening: Strawberry Cough

    1 hr 37 min
  • Is Doo-Dah Black?
    We're getting into the Holiday spirit with this awful Christmas movie, 'Surviving Christmas' (2004). Yes, another Ben Affleck movie. And yes, he's just as awful in this one. They really missed the opportunity to have this be a true comedy. Maybe it's because they didn't have a complete script? Also, it's a sin to just waste Catherine O'Hara's talent like that. Join us for this train wreck.
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    Strain of the Evening: Pineapple Upside Down Cake
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    Drink of the Evening: Santa's Magic Potion (courtesy of averiecooks.com)
    INGREDIENTS
    4 parts eggnog
    2 to 4 parts Baileys, to taste*
    ice cubes, optional
    nutmeg, for sprinkling
    cinnamon, for sprinkling
    INSTRUCTIONS
    To a large glass add the eggnog, Baileys to taste, and optionally add ice. Stir to combine.
    Evenly and lightly sprinkle with nutmeg and cinnamon. Serve immediately.
    2 hr
  • I Think We Got Ourselves Some Confusion

    This episode we are watching "The Happening" (2008). This movie is the inevitable demise of the Shyamalan franchise. Everyone comes to expect a twist from him, but did this movie really have a twist? Why does everyone, especially Wahlberg, look so confused? Where is the panic? What are the rules? So many questions. Explore them with us in this episode.

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    Cocktail of the Evening: Bailey's Coffee Float (courtesy of Amandascooking.com)

    Ingredients
    • 2 cups coffee
    • 6 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
    • 4 scoops chocolate ice cream (I used Vanilla)
    • Chocolate sundae syrup for garnish
    • Cherries sprinkles, etc, optional garnish
      • Instructions
      • Brew 2 cups of strong coffee in your favorite method.
      • Measure out 3 oz of Bailey's into each mug.
      • Place 2 scoops of ice cream in each mug and pour 1 cup of coffee overtop.
      • Garnish as desired and serve immediately.


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        Strain of the Evening: Something Tangerine (she couldn't remember)

        1 hr 56 min
      • Heating Up Your Piss Stick

        In this episode, we are watching a movie that offends just about everyone it can, Tiptoes (2003). Even the title of this movie is offensive! We have so many questions: How did this movie get made? Who did all these actors/actresses owe a debt to? How did this come out in 2003? Was the director's cut really any better? If you haven't seen this movie you are in for an offensive ride.

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        Drink of the Night: Sex on the Beach

        INGREDIENTS:

        Ice
        1 1/2 oz. vodka
        1 oz. peach schnapps
        2 oz. orange juice
        2 oz. cranberry juice
        Orange wedge, for garnish

        DIRECTIONS

        1. Fill a glass with ice and add vodka, peach schnapps, and orange juice. Pour cranberry juice over.
        2. Garnish with an orange wedge to serve.


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          Strain of the Night: Wedding Cake

          1 hr 40 min
        3. Candy Corn 🤷‍♀️

          In honor of Halloween, we are watching Candy Corn (2019) a Halloween Horror/Thriller. Let's just say, Risa's husband isn't allowed to pick movies anymore. This movie is quite the stinker and a wasted use of Tony Todd. Won't you come on this fun journey with us?


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          Cocktail of the Evening: Wild Card - choose your own beverage tonight.

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          Strain of the Evening: American Sugar

          1 hr 39 min
        4. Camp No Consent
          In honor of spooky season, we are watching Sleepaway Camp (1983). If you haven't seen this movie, boy are you in for a wild ride. There are so many unanswered questions. Come enjoy this trainwreck with us.
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          Drink of the Night: Ghoul's Blood Cocktail (Courtesy of westviamidwest.com)
          Ingredients
          8  ounces White Rum
          8 ounces Blue Curacao
          10 Ounces Pineapple Juice
          Crushed Ice
          Ghost Gummies
          Gummy Eyeballs
          Instructions
          Mix rum, blue curacao and pineapple juice in a 32-ounce pitcher.
          Keep in the refrigerator until ready to serve.
          When ready to serve fill a cocktail shaker with ice and pour 1-2 servings in. Shake well.
          Strain out ice and pour into a martini glass.
          Serve with gummy eyeballs or gummy ghosts on a martini pick.
          Alternatively, fill a highball glass with ice and pour cocktail over the top. Serve with festive martini pic gummies or attach to the rim of each glass for serving.
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          Strain of the Night: Citrus Snap
          1 hr 59 min
        5. A Bouquet of Balls

          Hey! We're back b!tches! After a brief hiatus, we are back at it with a 2011 comedy starring Jason Bateman and Ryan Reynolds. In this episode, we are watching "The Change Up". We had both forgotten about this movie and don't think we watched it before, what about you? Join us through this fun body-swapping adventure, cause who doesn't love a body-switching comedy? *Also, sorry for the long silences, I guess we were really into the movie :) 

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          Drink of the Night: Honolulu Cocktail

          Ingredients:

          2 oz of Gin

          1/4 oz of Lemon Juice
          1/4 oz of simple syrup
          1 dash of Angostura bitters
          1/2 of Orange Juice
          1/2 oz of Pineapple Juice

          Directions:

          Shake all ingredients well with ice and strain into a sugar-rimmed cocktail glass. Garnish with a twist of lemon peel, and serve.

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          Strain of the Night: Maui

          2 hr 23 min
        6. Raging Flappy Garlic C*nt
          The final part to the Hatchet Saga (for now)! We are watching Victor Crowley (2017). With high critic scores, could this be the best in the franchise? Or does it deserve to get the hatchet? Find out now!
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          Drink of the Night: Blended Strawberry Margarita (my simple recipe)
          Ingredients:
          Costco (or any) premixed strawberry margarita
          Ice
          Grenadine (optional)
          Directions:
          Blend ice and margarita to the perfect slushie consistency
          Optional: Mix in grenadine to taste (sweetens it up)
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          Strain of the Night: Amnesia Mist
          1 hr 42 min
        7. Parry Shen Paradox
          The Hatchet Saga continues with Hatchet III (2013). It has better reviews than the second, but can we trust those? Will any of our burning questions be answered? Tune in to find out.
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          Drink of the Night: 
          Cotton Candy Colada (courtesy of Tipsy Bartender):
          https://fb.watch/7SjWhLIsiZ/
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          Strain of the Night: Venom OG
          1 hr 44 min

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