Don't Watch Sober

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  • Duck Boobs Over Bad Words

    In this nostalgic throwback episode, we watch one of Risa's childhood favs, "Howard the Duck" (1986). Yes, this is a terrible movie, but as a child, do you really know better? Somehow, this movie is rated PG, but it is an 80's PG. Check out this bad "comic book" movie with us, won't you?

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    Where to Watch: Starz Subscription, Hulu Premium subscription, The Roku Channel Premium subscription, Sling TV Premium subscription, Amazon Prime Video Premium subscription, Philo Premium subscription or can rent from YouTube, Google Play Movies & TV, Apple TV, and Vudu from $3.99.

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    Drink of the Night: Humboldt Cider Co. Honey Cider

    Strain of the Evening: Apple Cider

    2 hr 17 min
  • Pork Happens

    In this episode, we watch Dani's nostalgic favorite, "On the Line" (2001). Yup, that's right, it's the Lance Bass, Joey Fatone movie. It was...something. Check it out!

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    Available to watch:

    For free with Premium Versions of: Starz, Roku, Hulu, Sling TV, Amazon Prime, and Philo.

    For rent: Vudu $2.99

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    Drink of the Evening: Daily's Frozen Strawberry Daiquari

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    Strain of the Evening: Dani couldn't remember lol

    1 hr 56 min
  • Mini-sode 8 Too Hot To Handle

    For this episode, we took a look at an episode of Too Hot To Handle. We watched Season 3, Episode 4 "Eat My Shorts". This show turned out to be a little more than we thought it was. Do you think it's worth watching sober? Find out with us!

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    Available to watch on: Netflix

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    Drink of the Evening: Painkiller (courtesy of A Couple Cooks)

    Ingredients
    • 2 ½ ounces aged rum
    • 4 ounces pineapple juice
    • 1 ounce cream of coconut
    • 1 ounce orange juice
    • Ice, for serving
    • For the garnish: grated nutmeg, cocktail cherry (optional)
      • Instructions
      1. Place all ingredients in a cocktail shaker and shake with ice.
      2. Stain into an ice-filled highball or hurricane glass. Garnish with fresh grated nutmeg and a cocktail cherry (optional)

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        Strain of the Evening: Maui Wowie

        55 min
      3. Mini-sode 7 Batwoman

        We watched an episode of Batwoman for this mini-sode. Picked at random, we watched Season 3 Episode 8. Both of us knew nothing about this show, so we were very confused why Batwoman wasn't in the episode - oops wrong Batwoman. Check out this Charlie's Angels-esque feeling show with us.

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        Available to watch on: CW, HBO Max with subscriptions and for rent on all your typical platforms.

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        Drink of the Evening: Painkiller (courtesy of A Couple Cooks)

        Ingredients
        • 2 ½ ounces aged rum
        • 4 ounces pineapple juice
        • 1 ounce cream of coconut
        • 1 ounce orange juice
        • Ice, for serving
        • For the garnish: grated nutmeg, cocktail cherry (optional)
          • Instructions
          1. Place all ingredients in a cocktail shaker and shake with ice.
          2. Stain into an ice-filled highball or hurricane glass. Garnish with fresh grated nutmeg and a cocktail cherry (optional)

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            Strain of the Evening: Maui Wowie

            1 hr 1 min
          3. Bug Feces Cause Diseasees

            In this episode, find out what happens when we pick a movie off name only. *Spoiler* it doesn't go well. We watched "Antfarm Dickhole" from 2011. There really aren't a lot of words to describe this movie, so why not have a listen and find out why it's so bad?

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            Not available on streaming services. 

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            Drink of the Evening: Daily's Frozen Strawberry Daiquari (~$2 at a store near you)

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            Strain of the Evening: Strawberry Haze

            1 hr 53 min
          4. Mini-sode 6 Dog The Bounty Hunter

            In this episode, we are checking out an episode of Dog The Bounty Hunter. We watched Season 1, Episode 8 Hide & Seek. Did this show get better as it went on? Do people still watch it? Is it still on? Join us and we will not have any of the answers to these questions.

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            Available To Watch On Tubi, Pluto TV, The Roku Channel, and AETV for free. Or on Philo, Hulu, and Sling TV with Premium Subscriptions.

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            Drink of the Evening: Painkiller (courtesy of A Couple Cooks)

            Ingredients
            • 2 ½ ounces aged rum
            • 4 ounces pineapple juice
            • 1 ounce cream of coconut
            • 1 ounce orange juice
            • Ice, for serving
            • For the garnish: grated nutmeg, cocktail cherry (optional)
              • Instructions
              1. Place all ingredients in a cocktail shaker and shake with ice.
              2. Stain into an ice-filled highball or hurricane glass. Garnish with fresh grated nutmeg and a cocktail cherry (optional)

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                Strain of the Evening: White Widow

                38 min
              3. M. Night Shyamalan Took Speed and Made a Movie

                Okay, so M. Night Shyamalan didn't make this movie, but the title of this episode really sums it up. This week we watched "House At The End of the Street" from 2012. This J-Law movie is definitely not her best. And if you want to find out what not to do in a horror movie situation, this movie is full of great examples. Come on this journey with us!

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                Available to watch on Starz (with a subscription) or with premium subscriptions to: The Roku Channel, Hulu, Sling TV, Philo, and Amazon Prime Video. Or available to rent from Google, Vudu, and YouTube (but not worth your money).

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                Drink of the Evening: Frozen Bahama Mama (courtesy of 365 Days of Baking and More)

                Ingredients: (this was for two drinks, but it made enough for 1 in a hurricane glass)

                • Splash of Grenadine Syrup
                • 2 oz of Orange Juice
                • 2 oz of Pineapple Juice
                • 1 oz Dark Rum
                • 1 oz Coconut Flavored Rum
                • Juice of Half a Lime
                • 1 cup Ice (I used 2 cups)
                • Optional: Fresh Pineapple Pieces and/or Maraschino Cherries for Garnish

                  • Instructions:

                  • Prepare glass by pouring a splash of grenadine into it.
                  • Place the remaining ingredients - orange juice, pineapple juice, dark rum, coconut rum, lime juice, and ice into a blender.
                  • Blend until smooth and slushy.
                  • Gently pour into the prepared glass and garnish with fresh pineapple and cherries.

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                    Strain of the Evening: Thai


                    2 hr 8 min
                  • Mini-sode 5 Floribama Shore

                    In this mini-sode we are watching a show we didn't know existed, Floribama Shore. We watched season 4, episode 2. Want to find out how bad this show was? Why not have a listen?

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                    Available to purchase on iTunes, Google, YouTube, Amazon or comes with your Paramount+ subscription. 

                    1 hr 3 min
                  • Giant Uncircumcised Anteater

                    On this episode, we are watching "The Ex" from 2006. This movie is filled with so many funny people, how could it be so unfunny? By far one of the cringiest movies we've watched on the show, won't you join us?

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                    Available to watch for free (with ads) on Tubi, YouTube, and Amazon Prime.

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                    Drink of the Evening: Golden State Cider Jamaica

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                    Strain of the Evening: Pineapple Cush

                    1 hr 51 min
                  • Kick Him In The Dick And Leave
                    For some reason, in this episode, we watched "The Hottie and The Nottie" from 2008, starring Paris Hilton, Joel David Moore, and Christine Lakin. It's pretty sexist, even for the early 2000s. Won't you "enjoy" this diaster with us?
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                    Drink of the Evening: The Bushwacker (Courtesy of The Spruce Eats)
                    Ingredients:
                    1 cup ice
                    1 ounce dark rum
                    1 ounce coffee liqueur
                    1 ounce dark crème de cacao liqueur
                    2 ounces cream of coconut
                    2 ounces milk
                    Steps:
                    Gather the ingredients.
                    In a blender, add the ice and all of the liquid ingredients. Blend until smooth.
                    Pour into a chilled hurricane glass. Serve and enjoy.
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                    Strain of the Evening: Ghost Haze
                    1 hr 55 min

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