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  • Mini-sode 19 Cavemen
    For this mini-sode we are watching a commercial turned TV show from 2007, "Cavemen." We watched Season 1, Episode 4 'The Mascot' (we say it's episode 5 in the beginning, but it turned out not to be). Does anyone remember this show? Is it worth remembering? Find out with us!
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    Drink of the Evening: Shark Bite (courtesy of myincrediblerecipes.com/)
    INGREDIENTS  
    1 1/2 oz. Malibu Rum
    1 oz Blue Curacao
    1.5 oz Pineapple Juice
    2 oz Sprite
    1/4 oz Grenadine
    1/2 oz lime juice
    Cherry for garnish
    INSTRUCTIONS
    Combine the Liquors and Pineapple juice in an ice-filled cocktail shaker
    Shake until well combined 30 seconds
    Add the Sprite and lime juice, and lightly stir
    Add the Grenadine last for the blood effect
    Garnish with a Cherry
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    Strain of the Evening: Bruce Banner
    33 min
  • Mini-sode 18 Unhappily Ever After

    For this mini-sode we are watching an old show from 1995 that we all forgot about, "Unhappily Ever After". In this show, the father has Schizophrenia. Do you think the 90s handled mental health issues well? Let's find out. We watched Season 3, Episode 17 'B-Minus Blues'.

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    Drink of the Evening: Shark Bite (courtesy of myincrediblerecipes.com/)

    INGREDIENTS  

    • 1 1/2 oz. Malibu Rum
    • 1 oz Blue Curacao
    • 1.5 oz Pineapple Juice
    • 2 oz Sprite
    • 1/4 oz Grenadine
    • 1/2 oz lime juice
    • Cherry for garnish

      • INSTRUCTIONS

      • Combine the Liquors and Pineapple juice in an ice-filled cocktail shaker
      • Shake until well combined 30 seconds
      • Add the Sprite and lime juice, and lightly stir
      • Add the Grenadine last for the blood effect
      • Garnish with a Cherry

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        Strain of the Evening: Bruce Banner

        33 min
      • Don't Suck The Color Off

        In this episode, we are watching a movie that has no problem being racist, sexist, disablist, and any other "ists" you can think of: 'Soul Man' from 1986. Is this blackface movie really that bad? Find out with us!

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        Where to watch: For rent on Vudu, AppleTV, Amazon, YouTube, Google

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        Drink of the Evening: (Picked at Random since Risa wasn't drinking)

        Cordial Woo (courtesy of Ohlq.com/)

        INGREDIENTS

        • 2 ounces vodka
        • 1 ounce peach schnapps (or peach whiskey, peach brandy, or peach cordial)
        • 3 ounces cranberry juice
        • Garnish: lime wedge


          • DIRECTIONS

          1. Add the vodka, peach schnapps, and cranberry juice to a highball glass filled with ice.
          2. Stir gently to combine.
          3. Garnish with lime wedge. Cheers!


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            Strain of the Evening: Strawberry Cough (with a side of Purple Dream edibles)

            2 hr
          4. Mini-sode 17 Hoops

            On this mini-sode, we are watching "Hoops" from 2020. We watched Season 1, Episode 6. This animated series only lasted for 10 episodes on Netflix. Was it justifiably canceled or did we miss out on pure gold? Find out with us!

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            Drink of the Evening: Classic Gin Fizz (Courtesy of inspiredtaste.net)

            Ingredients:

            • 2 ounces (4 tablespoons) gin
            • 1/2 ounce (1 tablespoon) fresh lemon juice
            • 1 teaspoon powdered sugar
            • 3 to 4 ounces club soda
            • Lemon slice

              • Directions: Shake gin, lemon juice and powdered sugar in a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Strain into a glass filled with ice. Add club soda and garnish with lemon slice.

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              Strain of the Evening: Clementine

              29 min
            • Mini-sode 16 Japanese Spider-Man

              For this fun mini-sode, we are watching (Japanese) Spider-Man from 1979. We watched Season 1, Episode 11. Come find out if this show is so bad it's good, or just bad.

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              Drink of the Evening: Classic Gin Fizz (Courtesy of inspiredtaste.net)

              Ingredients:

              • 2 ounces (4 tablespoons) gin
              • 1/2 ounce (1 tablespoon) fresh lemon juice
              • 1 teaspoon powdered sugar
              • 3 to 4 ounces club soda
              • Lemon slice

                • Directions: Shake gin, lemon juice and powdered sugar in a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Strain into a glass filled with ice. Add club soda and garnish with lemon slice.

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                Strain of the Evening: Clementine

                35 min
              • Hot Set: Fingered This Sandwich

                In this episode, we are watching "Return to Horror High" from 1987. Don't let the fact that George Clooney is listed first fool you, he's hardly in it. Even though this film title has "Return" in it, it is not connected to the 1973 film "Horror High." This movie was, well, interesting to say the least. You may also end up with PTSD from a squeaky cart. Won't you check it out with us?

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                Drink of the Evening: Barefoot Wine Sweet Red Blend

                Strain of the Evening: Bruce Banner

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                Where to watch: 

                For Free: Tubi TV, Amazon Prime Video (if you have a premium subscription)

                To Rent (not recommended to waste money on): YouTube, Google Play, Vudu

                1 hr 54 min
              • Mini-sode 15 Velma

                For this mini-sode we are checking out the current show, "Velma". We watched Season 1, Episode 2. Honestly, we'd rather just watch "Drawn Together." 'Nuff said.

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                Where to watch: Amazon Prime Video Premium, HBO Max, and YouTube TV Premium.

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                Drink of the evening: Flamingo (courtesy of Tipsy Bartender)

                Ingredients:

                • 1 1/2 oz. (45ml) White Rum
                • 1 1/2 oz. (45ml) Pineapple Juice
                • 1/4 oz. (7.5ml) Fresh Lime Juice
                • 1/4 oz. (7.5ml) Grenadine
                • Rim: Pink Sugar
                • Garnish: Lime Wheel

                  • Directions:

                  1. Rim edge of martini glass with corn syrup and pink sugar. Set aside.
                  2. In an iced filled glass combine white rum, pineapple juice, fresh lime juice and grenadine.
                  3. Strain mix into glass and garnish with lime wheel.

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                    Strain of the Evening: Grape Cinex

                    32 min
                  4. Mini-sode 14 Manimal

                    For this mini-sode we are checking out 'Manimal' from 1983. We watched Season 1, Episode 3. Part Magnum P.I., part James Bond, not nearly enough manimal-ing. This show only lasted 8 episodes, and well, we can see why. Won't you check it out with us?

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                    Drink of the evening: Flamingo (courtesy of Tipsy Bartender)

                    Ingredients:

                    • 1 1/2 oz. (45ml) White Rum
                    • 1 1/2 oz. (45ml) Pineapple Juice
                    • 1/4 oz. (7.5ml) Fresh Lime Juice
                    • 1/4 oz. (7.5ml) Grenadine
                    • Rim: Pink Sugar
                    • Garnish: Lime Wheel

                      • Directions:

                      1. Rim edge of martini glass with corn syrup and pink sugar. Set aside.
                      2. In an iced filled glass combine white rum, pineapple juice, fresh lime juice and grenadine.
                      3. Strain mix into glass and garnish with lime wheel.

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                        Strain of the Evening: Grape Cinex

                        55 min
                      4. Handjob For A Puppy

                        Stepping back to horror movies, in this episode we are watching "Titanic 666" from 2022. In this movie, they have build the Titanic 3 (unsure if this movie has anything to do with "Titanic 2" from 2010), there's a man who is unsure of what his accent should be, some confusing ghost zombies, and a lot of other things that don't make sense. Want to check out this audacity with us?

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                        Drink of the Evening: Angry Orchard Hardcore

                        Strain of the Evening: Banana Boat

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                        Movie is free to watch on Tubi.

                        1 hr 44 min
                      5. Mini-sode 13 Cheaters

                        In this mini-sode we are checking out a show you probably watched late at night when nothing else was on TV: "Cheaters." There's nothing like ambushing your cheating significant other in a public place, right? Want to walk down memory lane with us?

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                        Drink of the Evening:

                        Moseley Family Cellars Cabernet Sauvignon Rose

                        This is a local winery where Risa lives, you can check them out here: https://www.moseleyfamilycellars.com/)

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                        Strain of the Evening:

                        White Runtz


                        37 min

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