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  • My Snow Brain Helps Me Learn Fast
    For our first Christmas movie of December we went with one that is making the rounds on TikTok, Hot Frosty (2024). It's as ridiculous as you might think, but they really lied to us with the Frosty thing, he was a man and made of snow, but not a snowman. Check it out with us!
    Available on Netflix
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    Strain of the Evening: Tangy
    Cocktail of the Evening: Drunken Snowman (Courtesty of iambaker.net)
    Ingredients
    ¼ cup white chocolate, melted (for glass rim)
    ¼ cup (42g) milk chocolate shavings (for glass rim)
    1 pint vanilla ice cream
    2 cups hot chocolate
    ½ cup Baileys
    1 cup (120g) whipped cream, for topping
    Directions
    In two separate dishes, pour the melted white chocolate and milk chocolate shavings.
    Dip the rims of glasses into the melted white chocolate, followed immediately by dipping the rims into the milk chocolate shavings.
    Add two scoops of ice cream to each glass.
    Pour the hot chocolate and Baileys on top of the ice cream.
    Top with whipped cream and any extra milk chocolate shavings.
    1 hr 58 min
  • Flipping Their Gobbles Wobbles
    Since Thanksgiving is upon us, we wanted to find a Thanksgiving movie. We didn't do that though. Instead, we found a movie about turkeys. And that movie is called "Blood Freak" from 1972. We had no idea what we were getting ourselves into with this one and probably should have researched it a little more. Oh well! Enjoy it with us!
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    Strain of the Night: Tangie (while drinking a Monster)
    Drink of the Evening: Turkey-tini (courtesy of delish.com)
    Ingredients:
    1/4 cup Chocolate Syrup
    1 1/2 oz. Baileys
    1 1/2 oz. Bourbon
    1 oz. chocolate liqueur
    1/2 oz.  Kaluha
    1/2 oz. milk
    Ice
    Grated fresh nutmeg, for garnish
    1  Oreo
    Directions:
    Drizzle chocolate syrup, forming a swirling design, inside a martini or coupe glass. Freeze until ready to use.
    In a cocktail shaker, combine Baileys, bourbon, chocolate liqueur, Kahlúa, and milk. Fill shaker with ice, cover, and vigorously shake until outside of shaker is very frosty, about 20 seconds.
    Strain cocktail into prepared glass. Grate nutmeg over cocktail and garnish with an Oreo turkey (if using).
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    Where to Watch: I have no idea, maybe parts of it are on YouTube?
    1 hr 48 min
  • No One Makes John Stamos A Sub Without His Permission

    WE'RE BACK BABY!!! Welcome to Season 2 of Don't Watch Sober.

    For our first episode of the season, we have a movie neither of us knew existed, called 'Never Too Young To Die' (1986). This wanna be son of James Bond movie features John Stamos (pre Full House) and Gene Simmons! You read that right, Gene Simmons!

    Come check out this ridiculous movie with us!

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    Where to watch: For free - Philo and Crackle. With a (Premium) Subscription - fuboTV, Roku Channel, and YouTube TV.

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    Drink of the Evening: Barefoot Bubbly Pink Moscato

    Strain of the Evening: Generic Mango Flavor

    2 hr 9 min
  • Love Turned His Disease Off
    WE'RE BACK!!! Yes, we've been gone a while. Life happened. But we come back to you with quite an episode. For this one, we are watching "The Fantastic Four" from 1994. That's right, this is the one that was never meant to be released. How bad is it? Listen along and find out.
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    Drink of the Evening: Smirnoff Ice Peach Lemonade
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    Strain of the Evening: Orange Apricot Octane
    2 hr 9 min
  • As Soon As You're Done Making Sex
    Okay, so we've been gone a while, life happened and now we're back. But we have a fun one for you! We watched 1991's "Cool As Ice" starring the one and only Vanilla Ice. How bad can a movie with Vanilla Ice as the lead bad boy be? Join us and find out!
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    Where to watch: Freevee (for free) or rent from Amazon Prime, YouTube, Vudu, Google Play Movies & TV.
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    Drink of the evening (courtesy of Trader Vic Bartender's Guide 1958): Marvel Cocktail
    Ingredients:
    ½ oz. grenadine
    1½ oz. rum
    1 tsp. lemon juice
    Directions:
    Shake well with ice; strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
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    Strain of the evening:
    Purple Haze
    1 hr 47 min
  • Shove This In Your Jem Hole

    For this episode, we are watching a movie that was pulled from theaters for performing so poorly: "Jem and the Holograms" (2015). Is this movie as bad as they say it is? Find out with us!

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    Where to Watch: For rent via Youtube, Apple TV, Google Play, Redbox, and Vudu.

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    Drink of the Evening: Kirkland Strawberry Margarita

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    Strain of the Evening: Truffle Shuffle

    2 hr 11 min
  • Mini-sode 21 Hype House

    I'm not going to lie guys, for this episode, I picked this show last minute (as it turns out the other show I picked apparently isn't bad???). So for this mini-sode, we are checking out "Hype House" from 2022. We were too old to ever have heard of The Hype House (a collective of young content creators) and after watching the show, we still don't understand. Want to check out Season 1 Episode 6 with us?

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    Where to Watch: Netflix

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    Drink of the Evening: Mimosa

    All you need is orange juice and champagne. Mix the champagne in the orange juice, as much as you like, to taste.

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    Strain of the Evening: Orange Apricot Mac


    38 min
  • Mini-sode 20 Real Rob

    In this mini-sode, we are checking out the 2015 sitcom, "Real Rob." Why did someone give Rob Schneider his own TV that kind of rips off "Seinfeld" a bit? Well, after watching this, we still don't know. Check out Season 1 Episode 5 with us, won't you?

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    Where to Watch: Netflix

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    Drink of the Evening: Mimosa

    All you need is orange juice and champagne. Mix the champagne in the orange juice, as much as you like, to taste.

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    Strain of the Evening: Orange Apricot Mac

    37 min
  • Eat A Ladder

    In this episode, we check out an oldie, "The House on Sorority Row" from 1982. Important note: Do not read the description on Rotten Tomatoes, it gives the movie away. This horror flick strays away from many cliches of scary movies at first but then leads into them pretty hard at the end. DId this movie rip off "Friday The 13th" a bit? Yeah, probably. Watch along with us!!!

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    Where to Watch: Amazon Prime Video, Tubi, Sling TV, The Roku Channel, YouTube Primetime Subscription

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    Drink of the Evening: Kirkland Signature Premium Strawberry Margarita

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    Strain of the Evening: Spring Chicken with a side of Tropicana Cookies (Edibles)

    2 hr 1 min
  • Lemino

    For this episode, we are watching the 2022 Netflix comedy "Me Time." This movie had all the ingredients to be good, but somehow the recipe got a bit off. Won't you check out this Kevin Hart and Mark Wahlberg adventure with us?

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    Where to Watch: Netflix

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    Drink of the Evening: Great South Bay Tipsy Punch (purchased at Grocery Outlet)

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    Strain of the Evening: Point Break

    1 hr 57 min

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