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  • Ball Sucking Saved The World

    In this episode, we are checking out the movie, "The Watch" from 2012. With a cast of great comedy actors, how could this movie be so bad? Find out with us!

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    Where to Watch: With Subscription - YouTube, Hulu, HBO Max, The Roku Channel, SlingTV, YouTube TV, and Amazon Prime Video. For Rent - Google Play, Apple TV, and Fandango At Home.

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    Strain of the Evening: Pineapple Express

    Drink of the Evening: Pina Colada using Zing Zang Mix

    2 hr 3 min
  • Stevie Boner-Killer Wonderdog

    Welcome back! In this episode, we are staying up to date by watching "I Know What You Did Last Summer" from 2025. Will this be better than the original? Or just a crappy cash grab? Find out with us!

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    Where to Watch: For rent on YouTube, Google Play, Apple TV, Fandango At Home, and Amazon Prime Video.

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    Strain of the Evening: Panama Red

    Drink of the Evening: Sex In The Driveway (courtesy of Mixthatdrink.com)Ingredients

    • 1 ounce peach schnapps
    • 1 ounce blue curacao
    • 2 ounces vodka (or white rum)
    • Sprite

    Instructions

    1. Put crushed ice in a highball glass.
    2. Pour in the ingredients, in order, ending by topping it off with Sprite.
    3. Stir and serve with a straw.
    4. Garnish with a lemon wheel.

    2 hr 19 min
  • Rated R For Graphic Stupidity and Excessive Spice Use

    We're back with a 90's movie that neither of us had ever heard of. We are watching Amanda and the Alien from 1995. Will this movie rank alongside Tammy and the T-Rex? Or will it fall short? Find out with us!

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    Where to Watch: Subscription - Amazon Prime; Free - Tubi, Pluto TV, and Plex; For Rent - Google Play, YouTube, and Apple TV.

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    Strain of the Evening: Maui True Blood

    Drink of the Evening: Mystery Cocktail (just throw together what you have)

    2 hr
  • Horse Bait

    It's Risa's turn for a "Hear Me Out" movie. This time we are watching 'Reign of Fire' from 2002. Will Risa be able to keep her perfect score for bad movies that aren't so bad? Or will this be the first flop? Find out with us!

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    Where to watch: Available to rent on Amazon Prime, Apple TV, Fandango At Home, Google Play Movies, and YouTube.

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    Strain of the Evening: Pineapple Sage

    Drink of the Evening: Pineapple Coconut Margarita (courtesy of flavorfullife.com)

    INGREDIENTS:

    • 2oz tequila
    • 2oz pineapple juice
    • 1 1/2 oz coconut cream
    • 3/4 oz lime juice
    • 1/2 oz agave nectar
    • lime and/or pineapple wedges, for serving


    DIRECTIONS:

    1. In a small, shallow bowl combine sugar and lime zest to make the lime sugar.
    2. Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Add 2oz tequila, 2oz pineapple juice, 1 ½ oz coconut cream, ¾ oz lime juice and ½ oz agave syrup. Shake vigorously until combined.
    3. Run a lime wedge around the rim of a short glass to moisten. Dip the glass into the lime sugar. Fill glass with ice.
    4. Pour margarita over ice, garnish with a lime slice or pineapple wedge and BOTTOMS UP.

    2 hr 7 min
  • Show Stealing Mullet

    It's time for another 'Hear Me Out' episode. Dani gave Risa two options, and Risa picked the one to watch. For this episode, we are watching "Coyote Ugly" (2000). This one is interesting because it has a higher-than-usual audience score, but a less-than-favorable critic score. Who's right, the audience or the critics? Find out with us!

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    Where to Watch: Hulu or Disney+ (with subscription), Tubi for free, or for rent on Google Play, Apple TV, Amazon Prime, or Fandango at Home.

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    Strain of the Evening: Agent Orange

    Drink of the Evening: Coyote Ugly's Can't Tame Us Margarita - this comes straight from their menu and while it has no exact recipe online, use the following ingredients and proportions you would for a standard margarita: Patron Silver Tequila, Triple Sec, and Sour Mix.

    1 hr 44 min
  • Very Vaginal

    For this episode, we are watching a movie that the actors, director, and writers probably wish would just go away. We are watching "Romy and Michele: In The Beginning" (2005). That's right, they made a second one. And it even has the same writer and director as the first. So what happened? Check out this "masterpiece" with us!

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    Where to watch: You can watch on YouTube

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    Strain of the Evening: Pineapple Sage

    Cocktail of the Evening: Pineapple Tequila Sunrise (courtesy of mightmrs.com)

    Ingredients 

    • 4 oz orange juice
    • 2 oz pineapple juice
    • 2 oz tequila
    • 1 oz grenadine
    • 1 slice orange cut in half
    • 1 slice pineapple cut in half
    • 1 maraschino cherry


    Instructions

    • Add orange juice, pineapple juice then tequila to a highball glass half filled with ice.
    • Pour grenadine over top. It will sink to the bottom creating that beautiful gradient sunrise look!
    • Create your sunrise garnish by starting with a slice of orange, then layer on a slice of pineapple and then finally add a maraschino cherry.
    • Using a cocktail pick, go in from a 45˚ angle towards the top of the back of the orange. Poke through the orange, then the pineapple, then the cherry. The garnish should rest nicely on top of a highball glass.
    1 hr 57 min
  • Stupid Piece of Rat Shit

    It's Risa's turn for a "Hear Me Out" movie, and for this episode, she picked 'Weekned at Bernie's' from 1989. Will this movie about the desecration of a corpse hold up? Or will it be a flop? Find out with us!

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    Where to watch:

    With a premium subscription, you can watch it at: Hulu, FuboTV, Sling TV, or YouTube TV.

    Pay to buy ($14.99) at: YouTube, Google Play, Apple TV, Amazon Prime, or Fandango at Home.

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    Strain of the Evening: Mt. Hood Magic

    Drink of the Evening: Pina ColadaIngredients: 

    • 2 ounces (60ml) white rum
    • 2 ounces (60ml) cream of coconut (preferably Coco Lopez)
    • 4 ounces (120ml) pineapple juice
    • 1 cup crushed ice

    Directions:

    1. Combine the white rum, cream of coconut, pineapple juice, and crushed ice in a blender.
    2. Blend until smooth and creamy, about 30 seconds.
    3. Pour the mixture into a chilled glass, such as a hurricane or tall glass.

    2 hr 15 min
  • Fetus In A Jar

    Welcome back to another special episode of Don't Watch Sober. We are doing another "Hear Me Out" episode and it's Dani's pick this time. And boy did she pick a doozie. For this episode we are watching "Batman and Robin" from 1997. Will it hold up to how 11-year-old Dani remembers it? Find out with us!

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    Where to Watch: YouTube (with a Primetime Subscription); with a Premium Subscription on Hulu, The Roku Channel Amazon Prime, and YouTube TV; or for $3.99 on Apple TV and Fandango at Home.

    2 hr 33 min
  • Pecker Caught In The Plumbing

    Hello everyone! This episode we are going for a 1987 movie by the name of "R.O.T.O.R." Cop Scientist Cowboy vs Robot Cop? What else do you need? Will it be awesome or will it be a dude? Find out with us!

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    Where to watch: (All the following require having a subscription) Amazon Prime Video, MGM+, YouTube (Premium), fuboTV, Sling TV, YouTube TV, Philo.

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    Strain of the Evening: Bananarama

    Cocktail of the Evening: Pineapple Orange Rum Punch (Courtesy of aclassictwist.com)

    Ingredients

    •  ½ ounce grenadine
    •  1 ½ ounces white rum (or use coconut rum)
    •  2 ounces pineapple juice
    •  1 ½ ounces orange juice
    •  Ice
    •  For garnish use extra pineapple and orange slices.

    Instructions

    1. Fill a glass with ice.
    2. Add the grenadine to the bottom of the glass.
    3. Then continue to add the rum, the pineapple juice, and orange juice. Mix well with a bar spoon.
    4. Garnish with pineapple or orange slices.
    5. Serve immediately.

    1 hr 59 min
  • Paint Willem Dafoe Like One Of Your French Girls

    In this episode, we are following up on our "Hear Me Out" movies and this time it's Risa's turn. We are watching "Speed 2" from 1997. This movie may have had bad reviews, but are the masses wrong? Or is Risa just crazy? Find out with us!

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    Where to watch: For rent on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Apple TV, and Fandango At Home.

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    Strain of the Evening: Lemon Cream

    Drink of the Evening: Cruise Control - Risa's own concoction of Triple Sec, White Rum, Lemonade, Grenadine, and Pineapple Juice. She didn't measure of thing, so make it to your taste.

    2 hr 29 min

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