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  • Mini-sode 12 Cop Rock

    Well, this mini-sode is a doozy. This show, "Cop Rock" from 1990, is...something. It didn't even last a whole season before being canceled. After watching this episode, we can understand why. Won't you check it out with us?

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    Drink of the Evening:

    Moseley Family Cellars Cabernet Sauvignon Rose 

    This is a local winery where Risa lives, you can check them out here: https://www.moseleyfamilycellars.com/)

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    Strain of the Evening:

    White Runtz

    1 hr
  • King Rat Orgy Situation

    We are officially kicking off the New Year with something different from all those terrible Christmas Romance movies we watched in December. In this episode, we are watching, "The Barbarians" from 1987. This movie was directed by the Italian man who directed "Cannibal Holocaust". But don't worry, while this movie is just as bad, it's bad in a much less psychologically damaging way. Won't you join us for this era-confused movie full of bad acting and a terrible sound?

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    Drink of the Evening: Humboldt Cider Co's Semi-Sweet Cherry Cider

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    Strain of the Evening: Purple Dream

    1 hr 44 min
  • I Want To Punch Men That Looks Like Babies

    Rounding out our Christmas "Hallmark" marathon (though be it a little late), we finish off with Prince movies. We watched: 'Christmas At The Palace' (2018), 'A Royal Queens Christmas' (2021), and "A Prince for Christmas' (2015). Did you know that being royalty means you have to have an English accent? We didn't either. Won't you join us for what is probably the worst subgenre of these Christmas movies?

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    Drink of the Evening: Spiked Hot Chocolate

    Make hot chocolate and add any alcohol you like, to taste.

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    Strain of the Evening: Pineapple Haze

    1 hr 51 min
  • Welcome To The Daycare. Which Child Would You Like Today?

    Continuing our "Hallmark" Christmas Movie Mash-Up, we have the theme of Single Moms. We watched, in this order (28mins of each): Noel Next Door (2022), Never Trust A Man In A Christmas Sweater (2020), and The Christmas Secret (2014). How will these movies line up? Do they all flow together? Are they basically the same movie? Find out with us!

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    Strain of the Evening: Berry Pie

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    Drink of the Evening: Santa's Magic Potion (courtesy of Averiecooks.com)

    INGREDIENTS
    • 4 parts eggnog
    • 2 to 4 parts Baileys, to taste*
    • ice cubes, optional
    • nutmeg, for sprinkling
    • cinnamon, for sprinkling

      • INSTRUCTIONS

      1. To a large glass add the eggnog, Baileys to taste, and optionally add ice. Stir to combine.
      2. Evenly and lightly sprinkle with nutmeg and cinnamon. Serve immediately.
        3. 1 hr 48 min
      3. Christmas Bang & Bail

        We are kicking off the Christmas season with a sub-genre of Christmas movies as original as suburban housing developments: "Hallmark" Christmas Movies!!! But we aren't just watching a single movie, no, we are watching 3! The beginning of 1 movie, the middle of another, and the end of a third, then seeing how well they mesh together since they are all basically the same.

        The three movies we chose are: Christmas Land (2015), Glenbrooke Christmas (2020), and Christmas She Wrote (2020). The theme for this episode is businesswomen (from New York) who go to a small town and find love at Christmas time. I'm sure you can guess how this is going to go. Won't you join us?

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        Strain of the Evening: Tangie Sour

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        Drink of the Evening: Since Risa is getting over being sick, she didn't drink (and sadly had to do this sober), so here's a Christmas cocktail to get you in the mood (courtesy of insanelygoodrecipies.com)

        Ingredients
        For Candy Cane Infused Vodka:
        • 1 cup Vodka
        • ½ cup Vanilla Vodka , purchased or this DIY recipe
        • 6 6- inch Candy Canes
          • For Candy Cane Cocktail:
          • 3 ounces Candy Cane Vodka
          • 2 ounces Crème de Cacao , clear (no color)
          • Dash Angostura Bitters
          • 2 6-inch Candy Canes
            • Instructions
            To infuse the Candy Cane Vodka:
            • Pour plain vodka and vanilla vodka in a jar with a lid. Add 6 candy canes, broken up so the liquid covers them.
            • Allow to sit in a cool, dark location for 3-4 days, shaking periodically to mix any sediment into liquid.
            • When ready to use, strain through 2 layers of cheesecloth to trap any sediment. Seal in a jar, store in a cool, dark location until using.
              • To make 2 Candy Cane Cocktails:
              • To make Candy Cane rimming sugar: place 2 candy canes in a chopper or blender and process into a granulated sugar. Rim cocktail glasses.
              • Add Candy Cane vodka, Crème de Cacao, Bitters and ice to a shaker; shake and strain into a rimmed cocktail glass
                • 1 hr 55 min
              • Buying Naked

                In this mini-sode we are watching "Buying Naked" a TV show from 2013 where nudists buy houses. We checked out Season 1, Episode 7. This show was so good it only had one season and 8 episodes ;) You can watch it with us on Discovery+. Join us!

                24 min
              • Audit The Christian Church

                In this episode, we learn why you don't pick a bad movie by its cover. We watched "Baby Bulldog" from 2019 starring Tara Reid and Dean Cain. Spoiler alert, the dog isn't a bulldog. Won't you watch this disaster with us?

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                Available to Watch on: The Roku Channel, Vudu, and Tubi for free. Also available with premium subscriptions to YouTube, Sling TV, and Amazon Prime Video.

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                Drink of the Evening: Tight Snatch

                INGREDIENTS:

                1.5oz Malibu Rum

                1oz Peach Schnapps

                Pineapple Juice

                Cranberry Juice

                Lime Wedge

                DIRECTIONS:

                Mix it all together

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                Strain of the Evening: Blue Dream

                1 hr 23 min
              • Shit Pickle

                In our Halloween episode, we are watching "Jack-O (Lantern)" from 1995. No real celebrities appear in this film and it was, well terrible. Definite "Troll 2" feel to it. Check it out with us! Happy Halloween!

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                Available to watch on Amazon Prime for $1.99, but it's definitely not worth it.

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                Drink of the Evening: Humboldt Cider Company Cherry Cider

                Strain of the Evening: Strawberry Cough

                1 hr 44 min
              • Goosebumps

                In this spooky season mini-sode, we are checking out a childhood classic, Goosebumps (Season 3, Episode 18)! Available on Netflix. Check it out!

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                Drink of the Evening: Humboldt Cider Company Honey Cider

                Strain of the Evening: Sour Cherry

                31 min
              • Two Sentence Horror Stories

                We're kicking off the spooky season with a horror-themed mini-sode. In this mini-sode, we are watching an episode of Two Sentence Horror Stories available on Netflix (Season 3, Episode 6). Check it out!

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                Drink of the Evening: Humboldt Cider Company Honey Cider

                Strain of the Evening: Sour Cherry

                29 min

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