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  • I'm Not Sure What To Do With My Hands
    This one was so bad, we blocked it out already. In this episode, we watched "I Know Who Killed Me" (2007). This Lindsey Lohan nightmare was a confusing mess, with horrible parents. Even the poor cat in this movie wanted to get away. This one is a doozy. 
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    Drink of the Evening: Sex In The Driveway (courtesy of mixthatdrink.com)
    Ingredients
    1 ounce peach schnapps
    1 ounce blue curacao
    2 ounces vodka (or white rum)
    Sprite
    Instructions
    Put crushed ice in a highball glass.
    Pour in the ingredients, in order, ending by topping it off with Sprite.
    Stir and serve with a straw.
    Garnish with a lemon wheel.
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    Strain of the Evening: "Something" Tangy (she never did look)
    2 hr 17 min
  • Geocities.Satanism with special guest Alex Chambers

    Have you seen Turbulence (1997) or Turbulence 2: Fear of Flying (1999)? Well, we haven't! But that doesn't stop us from watching Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal (2001) with our special guest Alex Chambers! Do you need to have seen the first two to watch this one? Not at all. This movie was a ridiculous ride, so won't you come along with us?

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    Alex Chambers Info:

    Twitter - @cryptopherrobin

    Wonder Web Development - https://wonderwebdevelopment.com/

    Podcast - https://www.youtube.com/c/defiexpectations

    Geode Finance - https://www.geode.fi/

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    Drinks of the Evening: 

    Alex: Flying Embers Hard Kombucha

    Risa: Firefly Lemonade (courtesy of Tipsy Bartender):

    Ingredients:

    • Vodka
    • Blue Curacao
    • Melon Liqueur
    • Lemonade
    • Lemon-Lime Soda
    • Colored Cubes (optional)

      • He gave no real measurements or directions, but you can check out this video for more directions (https://youtu.be/gb69REJRvOM)

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      Strains of the Evening:

      Alex: Great Basin Brewery's Firelit Haze Vape from OMG THC (https://OMGTHC.Vegas)

      Dani: Dream Cough w/Ultraviolence

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      2 hr 42 min
    • Florida Man with Special Guest Jeff Macolino

      In this fun-filled episode, we are watching "Naked" (2017). This "Groundhog Day" style movie certainly isn't as entertaining, though. I think we have to go with the critics on this one. Podcast host Jeff Macolino joins us for this terrible movie.

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      Jeff's Information:

      Website: jeffmacolino.com

      Podcast: https://anchor.fm/jeffmacolino

      Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/saintjmac/

      Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/jeffmacolinopodcast/

      Twitter: https://twitter.com/SaintJMac

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      Drinks of the Evening: 

      Jeff - Candian Club Whisky (https://www.canadianclub.com/home/)

      Risa: 2 Towns Ciderhouse: Easy Squeezy and Pacific Pineapple (https://2townsciderhouse.com/)

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      Strain of the Evening: Dream Cough

      1 min
    • Technicolor Gecko Nightmare with special guest Nicki Ojeda
      In this episode, we are watching "Crocodile Dundee II" (1988) with our very special guest Nicki Ojeda. Boy does this movie not hold up. And it's kinda boring. It really lacks the charm of the first "Crocodile Dundee", but lucky for us we have a fun guest to keep us company. Won't you join us for the Technicolor Gecko Nightmare?
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      Nicki's Information:
      Website: www.tarotwithtatiara.com
      Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tarotwithtatiara/
      Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/tarotwithtatiara
      Use coupon code SPELLCAST for $10 off an online reading.
      Book Nicki Suggested: "Mutant Message Down Under" by Marlo Morgan
      https://www.amazon.com/Mutant-Message-Under-Tenth-Anniversary/dp/0060723513
      Nicki's Husband's YouTube Channel: Meta Trek
      https://www.youtube.com/c/MetaTrek
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      Drinks of the Evening: 
      Nicki - Apothic Dark Wine (apothic.com)
      Risa - Malibu & Pineapple (courtesy of maliburumdrinks.com)
      Ingredients: 
      1 part Malibu
      2 parts Pineapple Juice 
      Directions: Mix and enjoy.
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      Strain of the Evening: Mango Melonlicious
      2 hr 15 min
    • Only Strippers Wear Vests With Nothing Underneath featuring Shante
      In this episode, we have another lovely guest with us, Shante! Shante is an intuitive medium and life coach. We are watching the movie, "Wild Wild West" (1999), a classic for any 90s kid/teen. Is this movie as bad as the critics say? Or will it hold up, even a little?
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      Links to Shante's pages:
      Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/earthangelmedium
      Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/earth_angel_shante/
      Shante is offering our listeners a free 30min reading, just use code "Wild Wild West" when you contact her.
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      Drink of the Evening: Dirty Little Virgin (Courtest of tipsybartender.com)
      1 oz. (30ml) White Rum
      1/2 oz. (15ml) Peach Schnapps
      1/2 oz. (15ml) Coconut Rum
      1 oz. (30ml Lemon Lime Soda
      Grenadine
      Pineapple Slices
      Splash Orange Juice
      Garnish: Cherry
      PREPARATION
      1. Rim a glass with red sugar and pour some grenadine into the base.
      2. Build the glass with crushed ice and pineapple slices.
      3. Add white rum, coconut rum, and peach schnapps. Add lemon-lime soda.
      4. Top with orange juice and garnish with a cherry.
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      Strains of the Evening: 
      Dani: Purple Punch Ice Cream
      Shante: Cancun Coochie Brunts and Paper Boy
      2 hr 4 min
    • Patrick Dempsey Redemption Arc
      Does the movie "Made of Honor" from 2008 still hold up today? No. The answer is no. Join us to find out why!
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      Cocktail of the Evening: Tooty Fruity (Courtesy of TipsyBartender.com)
      INGREDIENTS
      1 Part Vodka
      1 Part Triple Sec
      1 Part Orange Juice
      1 Part Pineapple Juice
      1/2 Part Grenadine
      Garnish: Orange/Cherry
      PREPARATION
      1. Add ice, vodka, triple sec, pineapple juice and orange juice to shaking glass and shake well.
      2. Strain mix over ice into serving glass and drizzle with grenadine. Garnish with an orange slice and cherry.
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      Strain of the Evening: Blueberry Pie
      2 hr 17 min
    • Give Me The Money and Fuck My Baby Up! With Special Guest Harker Jones!

      In this very special episode, we are watching "The Eye" (2008). This Jessica Alba movie is lackluster, to say the least, but we were lucky enough to have a fantastic guest, Harker Jones. Won't you join us for some fun and random conversation? Oh, and I guess, watch the movie.

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      Special Guest Harker Jones

      Harker's Book: "Until September: A Gay Coming Of Age Love Story" - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07V46MPBT

      Harker's Short Film: "Cole & Colette" - https://youtu.be/iEXQawb9AKk

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      Drink of the Night: Electric Iced Tea (Courtesy of thespruceeats.com"

      Ingredients

      1/2 ounce gin
      1/2 ounce light rum
      1/2 ounce tequila
      1/2 ounce vodka
      1/2 ounce blue curaçao liqueur
      1 ounce sour mix
      1 ounce lemon-lime soda


      Steps to Make It

      Gather the ingredients.
      Build the gin, light rum, tequila, vodka, blue curacao, and sour mix in a collins glass.
      Add ice and stir well. Top with lemon-lime soda.
      Serve and enjoy.

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      Strain of the Night: Tangie

      2 hr 34 min
    • The Al Pacino Venn Diagram
      In this episode, we are watching "Jack and Jill" (2011) starring Adam Sandler, Adam Sandler, Katie Holmes, and of course, Al Pacino. This movie did not age well, to say the least. Won't you come on this adventure with us?
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      Drink of the Night: Punch Me and Call Me Jill (Risa's own drunken creation):
      None of this was measured, so put it together to taste. 
      Ingredients:
      Malibu Rum Punch (Premixed drink)
      Blue Curacao
      Extra Coconut Rum
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      Strain of the Night: Geode Cake
      2 hr 1 min
    • Some Sensuality

      In this episode, we are watching The Apparation (2012) starring Ashley Greene and Sebastian Stan. This horror movie really lacked the horror element and its Rotten Tomato score reflected it. What is some sensuality you ask? Well watch with us or just listen to find out. **Apologies for the audio issues**


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      Drink of the Evening: Mexican Sunset (courtesy of TipsyBartender.com)

      Ingredients

      2 oz. (60ml) Tequila

      1 oz. (30ml) Amaretto

      1 oz. (30ml) Peach Schnapps

      2 oz. (60ml) Pineapple Juice

      Splash of Grenadine

      Lime Slice

      Cherries

      Directions
      1. In an ice-filled glass combine tequila, peach schnapps, amaretto, and pineapple juice. Shake to combine.
      2. Fill a collins glass with ice and pour the mix. Add a splash of grenadine.
      3. Garnish with a lime slice and cherries.


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        Strain of the Evening: Cin Cake

        1 hr 49 min
      4. BDSM Underground
        On this episode, we are watching Super Mario Bros. (1993). A film many of us were quite excited about in our youth and it turned out to be, not so great. Just filming the movie, the actors had to be drunk. Won't you enjoy this nostalgic nightmare with us?
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        Drink of the Evening: Embalming Fluid (courtesy of iheartrecipies.com)
        Ingredients
        1 oz Sour apple pucker
        1/2 oz Blue Curacao
        1/2 oz Rum
        5 oz Pineapple juice
        1 splash Sprite
        Instructions
        Fill the glasses full of ice.
        Set the glasses to the side.
        In a cocktail shaker add your liquors and pineapple juice.
        Pour your mix into your glass.
        Top off with Sprite.
        Serve & enjoy.
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        Strain of the Evening: Oregon Nitro
        2 hr 23 min

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