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Today’s shrapnel parade through global decay includes:

A magnitude 8.8 quake slams Russia’s Far East, sending tsunami alerts across the Pacific like a seismic push notification from hell.

Gaza crosses the starvation threshold, but hey—here's your daily ad for meal kits.

And Zelensky’s inner circle signals the war might only end the old-fashioned way: with more fire.

Meanwhile, Trump draws a red line he’ll forget by Thursday, Stellantis braces for tariffageddon, and the IMF quietly updates the apocalypse ETA.

NASA and ISRO drop a climate spy in orbit to track it all—because if Earth’s going to end, we might as well get the resolution right.

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We scanned over 2,800 headlines so you didn’t have to.

Today’s shrapnel parade through global decay includes:

A magnitude 8.8 quake slams Russia’s Far East, sending tsunami alerts across the Pacific like a seismic push notification from hell.

Gaza crosses the starvation threshold, but hey—here's your daily ad for meal kits.

And Zelensky’s inner circle signals the war might only end the old-fashioned way: with more fire.

Meanwhile, Trump draws a red line he’ll forget by Thursday, Stellantis braces for tariffageddon, and the IMF quietly updates the apocalypse ETA.

NASA and ISRO drop a climate spy in orbit to track it all—because if Earth’s going to end, we might as well get the resolution right.

We scanned over 2,800 headlines so you didn’t have to.

Today’s shrapnel parade through global decay includes:

A magnitude 8.8 quake slams Russia’s Far East, sending tsunami alerts across the Pacific like a seismic push notification from hell.

Gaza crosses the starvation threshold, but hey—here's your daily ad for meal kits.

And Zelensky’s inner circle signals the war might only end the old-fashioned way: with more fire.

Meanwhile, Trump draws a red line he’ll forget by Thursday, Stellantis braces for tariffageddon, and the IMF quietly updates the apocalypse ETA.

NASA and ISRO drop a climate spy in orbit to track it all—because if Earth’s going to end, we might as well get the resolution right.

We scanned over 2,800 headlines so you didn’t have to.

Today’s shrapnel parade through global decay includes:

A magnitude 8.8 quake slams Russia’s Far East, sending tsunami alerts across the Pacific like a seismic push notification from hell.

Gaza crosses the starvation threshold, but hey—here's your daily ad for meal kits.

And Zelensky’s inner circle signals the war might only end the old-fashioned way: with more fire.

Meanwhile, Trump draws a red line he’ll forget by Thursday, Stellantis braces for tariffageddon, and the IMF quietly updates the apocalypse ETA.

NASA and ISRO drop a climate spy in orbit to track it all—because if Earth’s going to end, we might as well get the resolution right.

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We scanned over 2,800 headlines so you didn’t have to.

Today’s shrapnel parade through global decay includes:

A magnitude 8.8 quake slams Russia’s Far East, sending tsunami alerts across the Pacific like a seismic push notification from hell.

Gaza crosses the starvation threshold, but hey—here's your daily ad for meal kits.

And Zelensky’s inner circle signals the war might only end the old-fashioned way: with more fire.

Meanwhile, Trump draws a red line he’ll forget by Thursday, Stellantis braces for tariffageddon, and the IMF quietly updates the apocalypse ETA.

NASA and ISRO drop a climate spy in orbit to track it all—because if Earth’s going to end, we might as well get the resolution right.

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Today’s scorched route through the wreckage includes:

A mass shooting in a Manhattan office tower, A jet fire escape in Denver that looked more theme park than emergency, and a country that still lets Trump pretend he didn’t know Epstein...

In other news, Denmark becomes a destination wedding funnel for foreigners, Thailand revives colonial cosplay, and somewhere in Mexico, someone’s dressing the dead for export.

Stellantis gears up for tariffageddon, and you’re still doomscrolling. The smoke? Yeah, it’s coming from inside the algorithm.

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Today’s scorched route through the wreckage includes:

A mass shooting in a Manhattan office tower, A jet fire escape in Denver that looked more theme park than emergency, and a country that still lets Trump pretend he didn’t know Epstein...

In other news, Denmark becomes a destination wedding funnel for foreigners, Thailand revives colonial cosplay, and somewhere in Mexico, someone’s dressing the dead for export.

Stellantis gears up for tariffageddon, and you’re still doomscrolling. The smoke? Yeah, it’s coming from inside the algorithm.

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Today’s scorched route through the wreckage includes:

A mass shooting in a Manhattan office tower, A jet fire escape in Denver that looked more theme park than emergency, and a country that still lets Trump pretend he didn’t know Epstein...

In other news, Denmark becomes a destination wedding funnel for foreigners, Thailand revives colonial cosplay, and somewhere in Mexico, someone’s dressing the dead for export.

Stellantis gears up for tariffageddon, and you’re still doomscrolling. The smoke? Yeah, it’s coming from inside the algorithm.

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We scanned 2,700+ headlines so you didn’t have to.

Today’s scorched route through the wreckage includes:

A mass shooting in a Manhattan office tower, A jet fire escape in Denver that looked more theme park than emergency, and a country that still lets Trump pretend he didn’t know Epstein...

In other news, Denmark becomes a destination wedding funnel for foreigners, Thailand revives colonial cosplay, and somewhere in Mexico, someone’s dressing the dead for export.

Stellantis gears up for tariffageddon, and you’re still doomscrolling. The smoke? Yeah, it’s coming from inside the algorithm.

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We scanned 2,700+ headlines so you didn’t have to.

Today’s scorched route through the wreckage includes:

A mass shooting in a Manhattan office tower, A jet fire escape in Denver that looked more theme park than emergency, and a country that still lets Trump pretend he didn’t know Epstein...

In other news, Denmark becomes a destination wedding funnel for foreigners, Thailand revives colonial cosplay, and somewhere in Mexico, someone’s dressing the dead for export.

Stellantis gears up for tariffageddon, and you’re still doomscrolling. The smoke? Yeah, it’s coming from inside the algorithm.

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